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madawgz · 09-18-2009, 10:49 PM

If some random guy wanted to marry your girlfriend and would give her 1M dollars would you let her do it?

And:

- She can divorce him 1 day after the wedding
- There is no honeymoon
- No fucking is involved

would you tell her to go for it and split the profits?

Socks · 09-18-2009, 10:51 PM

I'd be smart and take $250k up front to let him have her, fuck the chance of her leaving your ass for $0!

JD · 09-18-2009, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks

I'd be smart and take $250k up front to let him have her, fuck the chance of her leaving your ass for $0!

ding ding ding

gecko · 09-18-2009, 11:11 PM

Show me the money!

comeplay · 09-18-2009, 11:12 PM

I believe people have done similar for much much less. I know a couple that married another couple for two years for 10-15k each just so the others could get citizenship.

TheSenator · 09-18-2009, 11:41 PM

A bitch is a depreciating value. Even if you let the bitch fuck the dude for a billion, she is gonna divorce your weak ass eventually and take all of her money.

Only weak ass mother fuckers ask these kind of questions.

digitaldivas · 09-18-2009, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks

I'd be smart and take $250k up front to let him have her, fuck the chance of her leaving your ass for $0!

Yeah, if she was down to do anything like that, better to let someone else have her until she grows up, imho.

digitaldivas · 09-18-2009, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSenator

A bitch is a depreciating value. Even if you let the bitch fuck the dude for a billion, she is gonna divorce your weak ass eventually and take all of her money.

Only weak ass mother fuckers ask these kind of questions.

Yeah, it's a question of values, women of today are much, much different than they were, ...even a decade ago. Some of these twenty something hotties say shit that makes me stand back sometimes and just be like wtf? But even women of today always are running "tests" on guys, just to see whats up. Guys do the same stupid shit too. And unfortunately, once the game is up, it's not interesting anymore or your just fucking boring, she's gone in the wind. And if someone just has a low self esteem, your easy pickings to a girl with a grudge. Sad but true.

WiredGuy · 09-19-2009, 12:17 AM

Why would she split the profits with you after its said and done?
WG

slapass · 09-19-2009, 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

If some random guy wanted to marry your girlfriend and would give her 1M dollars would you let her do it?

And:

- She can divorce him 1 day after the wedding
- There is no honeymoon
- No fucking is involved

would you tell her to go for it and split the profits?

Why would anyone say no? She can keep the profits but it is a cool opportunity to score some big cash so go for it. I must not understand the question.

seeandsee · 09-19-2009, 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

If some random guy wanted to marry your girlfriend and would give her 1M dollars would you let her do it?

And:

- She can divorce him 1 day after the wedding
- There is no honeymoon
- No fucking is involved

would you tell her to go for it and split the profits?

why the fucking not?

BlackCrayon · 09-19-2009, 06:28 AM

Why would anyone do it with those stipulations? Might as well just put the money in a blender, eat it and the shit it out.

Joe King · 09-19-2009, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Why would she split the profits with you after its said and done?
WG

If you treat women bad enough they tend to do whatever you want.

Manowar · 09-19-2009, 06:42 AM

easiest question ever

bbobby86 · 09-19-2009, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

If some random guy wanted to marry your girlfriend and would give her 1M dollars would you let her do it?

And:

- She can divorce him 1 day after the wedding
- There is no honeymoon
- No fucking is involved

would you tell her to go for it and split the profits?

I will let her go no problem... for a less than 1M...

pentae · 09-19-2009, 07:02 AM

Depends how hot she is? Pics

CaptainHowdy · 09-19-2009, 07:06 AM

Why would anyone spend 1 million buckeroos in not fucking your girlfriend?... It's possible but very unlikely.

L-Pink · 09-19-2009, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe King

If you treat women bad enough they tend to do whatever you want.

You know that is the saddest but truest quote I have read in quite some time.

.

Twig · 09-19-2009, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Socks

I'd be smart and take $250k up front to let him have her, fuck the chance of her leaving your ass for $0!

Fucking genius! You sir are a man among men.

Phoenix · 09-19-2009, 08:08 AM

socks for the win...but to add to it...once you have the 250k...move and get two more hotones

datatank · 09-19-2009, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Why would she split the profits with you after its said and done?
WG

You must be new

beerptrol · 09-19-2009, 09:21 AM

not only would i get some of the money up front, but i would make sure they got married in a state where she was entitled to half the assets and once they file for divorce she would file for 1/2 the assets

woj · 09-19-2009, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks

I'd be smart and take $250k up front to let him have her, fuck the chance of her leaving your ass for $0!

madawgz · 09-19-2009, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Why would anyone spend 1 million buckeroos in not fucking your girlfriend?... It's possible but very unlikely.

The 1M was spent so when he marries her she might fall in love with him and forget about you

umbralui · 09-19-2009, 11:53 AM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107211/

nico-t · 09-19-2009, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks

I'd be smart and take $250k up front to let him have her, fuck the chance of her leaving your ass for $0!

word......

Cyber Fucker · 09-19-2009, 02:47 PM

No, and if he still insisted I would fucking beat the shit out of him.

VeriSexy · 09-19-2009, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Why would anyone spend 1 million buckeroos in not fucking your girlfriend?... It's possible but very unlikely.

Exactly what I'm thinking

gornyhuy · 09-19-2009, 07:05 PM

This scenario is retarded in 13.5 ways.

CamsMaster · 09-20-2009, 09:09 AM

wow my eyes are hearting me when I see so much money....

96ukssob · 09-20-2009, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Socks

I'd be smart and take $250k up front to let him have her, fuck the chance of her leaving your ass for $0!

potter · 09-20-2009, 10:25 AM

Why would he pay the boyfriend? What the fuck, that doesn't make any sense... Why wouldn't he go straight to the girl and offer her the million?

This is fucking retarded.

2MuchMark · 09-20-2009, 10:29 AM

YAWN.... !

Ok here is how it would play out.

If she is already considering it, then she likes the guy. Why would she marry him, get the $1M, and then divorce him AND give you HALF? She would marry him and stay with him and end up with alot more, and never have to worry about supporting her broke-ass boyfriend.

Iron Fist · 09-20-2009, 10:30 AM

I came in here to say all the above ^^^^^

madawgz · 09-20-2009, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by bbwebmaster

No, and if he still insisted I would fucking beat the shit out of him.

welcome to 1 vs 100

CaptainHowdy · 09-20-2009, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

The 1M was spent so when he marries her she might fall in love with him and forget about you

Thing is... no girl I'd date is worth that much cash LOL.

madawgz · 09-20-2009, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Thing is... no girl I'd date is worth that much cash LOL.

assume you love this girl, then what

Licentious · 09-20-2009, 09:26 PM

Do I have to get her back??

mikesouth · 09-20-2009, 11:16 PM

Ive had bitches Id pay HIM to take

cam_girls · 09-21-2009, 03:40 AM

Buy me a movie ticket and some popcorn and you can tie her up and gang bang her.

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