King David was evil - GoFuckYourself.com

SleazyDream · 09-22-2009, 01:58 AM

ok, this kid takes out a Giant - this is cool

then he ends up being the kings bodyguard - but has to take off cause he's planning to take over the kingdom.

he JOINS with the enemy the philistines- and does raids on his own people killing them in outlying communities.

the philistines go kill the king of isreal and need someone to keep the peace, so they put david in charge.

power makes him greedier so now KING David goes out and kills former King Saul's son to ensure no one questions his kingship - and then kills all Saul's grandkids.

but that's not enough - so then he turns on the people who gave him power and starts killling them - as well as anyone else who had the misfortune of being male and born near this psychopath..

so anyway 1000 years later Christianity comes along and the one thing they try and prove is a BLOOD LINE in Christ to this guy.....

Love they neighbor and kill him if he doesn't love you

pr0 · 09-22-2009, 02:04 AM

If you read the bible in "parts" it's actually a perfect guide to taking over the world.

If you read the whole thing though, you'll feel bad about having done it.

So what should we take from this?

Only read the good parts. It's totally "art of war" style.

pr0 · 09-22-2009, 02:07 AM

Reading sections of history is kind of like watching the first 45 minutes of "blow".

I always turn it off right around the time he finds out Diego is running his own op.

09-22-2009, 01:58 AM	#1
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	King David was evil ok, this kid takes out a Giant - this is cool then he ends up being the kings bodyguard - but has to take off cause he's planning to take over the kingdom. he JOINS with the enemy the philistines- and does raids on his own people killing them in outlying communities. the philistines go kill the king of isreal and need someone to keep the peace, so they put david in charge. power makes him greedier so now KING David goes out and kills former King Saul's son to ensure no one questions his kingship - and then kills all Saul's grandkids. but that's not enough - so then he turns on the people who gave him power and starts killling them - as well as anyone else who had the misfortune of being male and born near this psychopath.. so anyway 1000 years later Christianity comes along and the one thing they try and prove is a BLOOD LINE in Christ to this guy..... Love they neighbor and kill him if he doesn't love you __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

09-22-2009, 02:04 AM	#2
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	If you read the bible in "parts" it's actually a perfect guide to taking over the world. If you read the whole thing though, you'll feel bad about having done it. So what should we take from this? Only read the good parts. It's totally "art of war" style. __________________ __________ Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

09-22-2009, 02:07 AM	#3
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Reading sections of history is kind of like watching the first 45 minutes of "blow". I always turn it off right around the time he finds out Diego is running his own op.