I fucked a girl infected with the swine flu - GoFuckYourself.com

The Duck · 11-14-2009, 07:41 AM

Just the other day and the day after it turns out she has swine flu. I am not sick yet so that means either I am immune or I am an immune carrier of the virus. Awesome.

Just thought I would let you know.

Nicky · 11-14-2009, 07:46 AM

That can't be good LOL

CaptainHowdy · 11-14-2009, 07:48 AM

It's not ebola, it's just a flu... better see an urologist.

L-Pink · 11-14-2009, 08:02 AM

If you didn't fuck her piggy-style you should be ok.

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Dirty Dane · 11-14-2009, 08:06 AM

Did you come?

fryer · 11-14-2009, 08:41 AM

Your done for now!

gleem · 11-14-2009, 09:12 AM

oh no you get a regular flu.. stock up on OJ and tissues.. god-damn propaganda

Klen · 11-14-2009, 09:28 AM

Or symptoms didn't started to show yet..

sex69 · 11-14-2009, 09:42 AM

Swine flu is just a flu, no need to panic

alias · 11-14-2009, 10:09 AM

This thread kicks some serious swine ass, can you do a drawing of her?

MoreMagic · 11-14-2009, 10:53 AM

Does your dick make oink oink oink now?

ruff · 11-14-2009, 11:04 AM

Do you tongue swab her?

digifan · 11-14-2009, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoreMagic

Does your dick make oink oink oink now?

Silly

Jakez · 11-14-2009, 11:25 AM

Don't fuck with swine flu.. oh wait..

Scott McD · 11-14-2009, 11:28 AM

Pig fucker!!

seeandsee · 11-14-2009, 11:28 AM

fucking swine :D

Waiter · 11-14-2009, 11:37 AM

you just got the newest type of flu ... Pussy Flu

LeCoq · 11-14-2009, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

If you didn't fuck her piggy-style you should be ok.

.

SleazyDream · 11-14-2009, 05:01 PM

are you sure it was a girl and not a pig?

Tippy · 11-14-2009, 05:11 PM

ah-oh your dick is gonna curl up like a piggy tail...

aroy3719 · 11-14-2009, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sex69

Swine flu is just a flu, no need to panic

This is true

RyuLion · 11-14-2009, 05:49 PM

I could use a swing taco right about now..
(Al pastor meat)

BlackCrayon · 11-14-2009, 06:10 PM

that doesn;t mean you are immune at all. its either your body fought off the virus or your symptoms haven't started yet. just because you don't get the flu when coming in contact with someone once doesn't mean you will all the time. it all depends on your immune system at the time.

After Shock Media · 11-14-2009, 06:28 PM

Did you make out with her?
Did you eat her cunt?
Or did you just stick her like a pig?

If the latter, and even if bareback that is really not how you catch the flu virus. Though I am supposed we should assume you also stuck her wet monkey bareback right?

eroticsexxx · 11-14-2009, 06:56 PM

www.ihavetheswineflu.com

BLOG BURGLAR · 11-14-2009, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Duck

. I am not sick yet so that means either I am immune or I am an immune carrier of the virus. Awesome.

Too bad about the AIDS though.

Spunky · 11-14-2009, 07:31 PM

Pix or it didn't happen

Owner · 11-15-2009, 05:32 AM

Roby · 11-15-2009, 05:50 AM

that is so sad

Darkcrni · 11-15-2009, 06:45 AM

So....how u feeling after one day! Any symptoms.

The Duck · 11-15-2009, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkcrni

So....how u feeling after one day! Any symptoms.

All is well so far. I have read that the symptoms usually start within 48 hours of infection so I hope im out of the woods.

bobby666 · 11-15-2009, 02:13 PM

anyway....congrats

Iron Fist · 11-15-2009, 02:16 PM

DId you kiss her when she was coughing? Good good.

_Richard_ · 11-15-2009, 03:27 PM

hope you don't get it.. and if you do, get better soon

Juicy D. Links · 11-15-2009, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

are you sure it was a girl and not a pig?

tranza · 11-16-2009, 08:37 AM

Hope you keep healthy!!

Twistys Tim · 11-16-2009, 11:19 AM

Brings a whole new meaning to making bacon!

naeddie · 11-16-2009, 01:10 PM

good luck

CamJack · 11-16-2009, 01:16 PM

I just sprayed rubbing alcohol on my monitor.

The Duck · 11-18-2009, 05:43 AM

I am still doing well, thanks everyone for the kind words.

alias · 11-18-2009, 05:51 AM

Duck 1, Swine 0

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