DamianJ

This is the opposite of the new posh RED camera review site.

I can't edit video.

There was zero lighting.

The camera is a little shitty Flip HD.

We use the onboard sound.

But, somehow, seemed to almost make a watchable video 'podcast' reviewing pornsites.

www.pornbeer.com

If you want to get your site reviewed, and you are CCBill, and you're lovely, get in touch.

Robbie

Love it! This has the potential to build a word of mouth audience.

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DamianJ

Thanks very much Robbie.

Appreciate the feedback.

I think when we add the pornstar interviews - Smiley is gonna line me up with Ashlynn Brook for example - it will really add to it.

We could do a look at your lovely wife, if she'd like to do a short interview over skype?



Damian

Arnox

Great work.

Loved it.

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DamianJ

Thank you man!

You know, after you spend SO LONG editing something, you forget that it's actually still quite funny!

Robbie

Don't have skype...but we do stream her live every wednesday night from her site. So I have the ability to stream her just to you. In other words we could have her onscreen naked and you on the phone with her asking questions of her and she would answer live onscreen.

I have a great setup here that we use with full lighting and a wireless headset so the audio is perfect as well. Get with me on ICQ later today and I'll hash it out and get you a user/pass to do the site review with and then we could set up a date and time for the live interview too and get the logistics in place. My icq is 623327. I'm headed to the gym and then to the bank and some other things. But I'll be around most of the evening working online

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DamianJ

That's brilliant, man! Love to do that. I have a video screen capture tool here. We can have a bit of fun doing it because my friend in the show is totally non-industry, so would get VERY embarrassed actually speaking to your lovely lady. Especially he actually loves big boobs!

I'm headed out in a moment, but will add you to icq. Cheers!

Smiley

bump for my bro across the pond...

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Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha! Awesome!

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Ah, I love you man.

Although I may not be at Vegas, so may NOT make the road trip back to LA with you, first time in a few years...

ArsewithClass

No thanks!

Your taking the piss out of the adult business.

A fat shit & his mate, sitting watching porn getting pissed. Why would anyone want to trust the reviews from some guy having a beer & having a laugh with a mate?


Its a funny show for youtube, or congrats for having a laugh with a mate... Come one, sort your life out. Leave the reviews to the real guys.

http://www.rabbitsreviews.com

or this new site that Robbie showed us, http://www.livereviews.com seems worthwhile too.

There are loads of review sites on the market, I dont think anyone shall want to watch you being a slob & telling people what you think to a site.

I would never purchase a site some drunk fella said was good when I know anything watched, most porn is good after having a beer.

Dont take the piss out of the adult industry & take your reviews to the 16 or 18year old market for collages & universities!






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DamianJ

Thanks man! Always good to hear!

DamianJ

You're

It's short for YOU ARE. How many times do I need to explain this?

Yup. It gets diggnation 300k a week watching it. I've just ripped their format off.

Why would anyone pay money to see you make your wife fuck strangers?

People want to watch this because it's funny.


a) Robbie didn't show it to you
b) Robbie loved pornbeer and I'm interviewing Claudia Marie soon
c) You twat


There are loads of porn sites on the market, which is why you are trying to sell your sites that don't even cover the hosting costs for 10k.

This is a funny video porn review site. Show me another like it.

You are not the target audience Gary. You need to have a credit card that has 30 bucks spare on it.

But Gary, don't you think organising illegal sex parties where men pay money to bareback your wife every weekend and then going and shooting actual content with talent is taking the piss out fo the adult industry?

You know it takes up to 6 months for HIV to show up? You said once that you can tell if someone is HIV positive by looking at them. Do you still think that is true?

You take the piss out of this industry by letting your wife fuck bareback for 50 quid. You are disgusting.

You are suggesting I try and sell porn to 16 year olds?

Fuck me Gary, you are beyond reproach.

First you make your wife fuck strangers bareback for 50 quid, then you suggest I try and sell porn to minors?

And you think *I* am taking the piss out of the adult industry? Fuck me sideways.

Gary, it's awfully sweet that you are trying to derail my thread. But when your home page looks like this:



It is YOU that is doing the adult industry a disservice, not me. Look at her face man. Just look at it. She CLEARLY doesn't want to be there. She clearly looks uncomfortable. I am not sure what power you have over her, why she does what you make her do, but really. If you don't look at that pic above and see how sad and ashamed she is, you do not have functioning eyes.

PS For anyone unaware, Gary is a bit mental and stalks me on porn boards, posting lies and slander until he eventually gets himself banned. It's happened before, it will happen here. He is a nasty piece of work. Just look at the dead-behind-the-eyes look on most of the pics of his wife. He even threatened to beat up my non-industry girlfriend once. I think he is mentally ill. However, he bumped my thread, so it's all good.

Loch

no ccbill so guess we are out

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Props for trying something different. I like the idea of these new video reviews. The Live Reviews example is pretty impressive example although judging by the production value, I'm not convinced that they'll be able to stay ad free for long. You're on to something but I agree with you that in this case, you almost made a video that was watchable. Personally, I couldn't bare it but then truth be told, I wasn't too interested in what the people on the Live Review streams had to say either. Was all "blah blah blah" to me. I'd rather read a review than wait for them to get through their long winded monotone teleprompter reading. Perhaps a mixture between the written reviews and ratings that have been the standard for a while, along with a short and concise video review as well (kinda like Cnet.com reviews), might be just right.

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I watched it lol, good work the wanking slow mo was great with the sound effects.

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Haha,

ArsewithClass

It is you that is the twat. You just asked why people would want to watch a woman fucked by strangers..... erm! Yeah, your going to be a great reviewer!

A review site is meant to be reasonably serious, not funny you idiot!

I maybe the target audience. WTF are you chatting about???

Stick to the thread.... however, I think many parties offer sex and there is entrance fees paid at the door....

I didnt need to mash up your thread. Your review site is a naff idea & im just giving you my opinion.


Bored & Ashamed? Natalie is not. We enjoy our business, working together every week with solo, 121 between ourselves & obviously others in 121, parties, bukkake & gangbangs.
I was bothered before, when you would come to threads trying to fuck them over & troll them. Now I have seen how fat & ugly you are.... Natalie & I are both happy that we do a good job again!


I think it is you that stalks myself Weasel... http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=941853

I hadnt answered your comments & still you continued on many threads like this! twat!

Get a life, lose some weight weener


And lets not forget the main point of my original post...

So you ripped the idea away from a website that is not "adult" related.
As I had already said, you, as a drunken twat may be good for selling to college or University but not adults! You cant review an adult website like this.... its not a joke. This is business.

seeric

alcohol is a definite contributor to people whipping the card out. i think a drunk would trust a drunk more than the same old marketing speak that they become immune to while surfing porn sites. gotta try new stuff, otherwise people just end up copying each other, and we definitely know that NOONE in adult copies anyone.

i like it. looks like a couple of hacks started it. now make it viral.

i can see consumers trusting two pissed mates more than i can them trusting some of the adult companies that they've been burned by.

ArsewithClass

I agree that alcohol can help to get that card out, however, What are the target consumers for porn. The working man at about midday or midnight aged 40-60. No one gets bored of Rabbitsreviews.
A trustworthy company is needed for reviews and not a drunk guy, no way. Are you going to trust him!

Come on, this shit is kind of funny, but its not good for porn reviews.


Im just saying to Damian, Leave the comedy to Chris Evans & get into a new career!

devilspost

if he gets views he wins.

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I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news. But a fat drunk guy is EXACTLY who I want to hear about porn from. They are experts

ArsewithClass

Winning??? No, If he gets views then he gets views. We get views. The winner is that who can be infront of a camera & make money in a fun & entertaining business without needing to get drunk.


Yes, this would have been great for a drugs review site. However, Maybe pornmount pictures, 20th century porn or in Damians case nickanidea similar to the youths nickelodeon pictures may have suited better.

ArsewithClass

So you are going to buy porn, or do you sell it?


Would you buy anything if this guy told you it was good



Especially with a beer in his hand

ArsewithClass

Im sorry Robbie, I knew this guy was a liar, its been proven by things he has said about myself in the past. However, I bring you bad tidings.

I have just looked through his review site that is linked to Damians affiliate website & I notice all of the review number are in the same region apart from a cpl of his friends websites that are higher in figures & he has lied about the movies found in the 3rd row of figures!
These sites have no more than 20 or 30 films in each area if any in a few of them. Rabbits gave them awful scores under 60! No new content if any!



This link can be found on at http://3wayscash.com/ which is in the surfer button leading to http://www.hotukbabes.com/sites.php

This guy is ripping surfers off!

DamianJ

Thanks!

That was actually just the audio slowed down with the picture!

DamianJ

No, I said why would anyone want to see YOUR WIFE fucked by strangers. I know you struggle with reading comprehension since leaving school early, but come on.

Who says a review site should be serious?


The target audience is someone who has at least 30 bucks left on their credit card.


Pay at the door/pay the pimp What is the difference? Men are being charged a fee to enter a place where they fuck your wife bareback. And you call yourself professional.


Do you know what mash up means Gary?

If *you* think it is naff, I take that as a good thing.

She looks it to me, Gary.

Most people in porn at least can fake a smile for 5 minutes. Your wife looks bored and ashamed.

Yes, 32" waist. Ooh what a fatty I am. Ooh, fat fat fat. That's me.

I admire you for at least trying to 'get me back' for mocking your threads. But all you are doing is getting people to laugh at you, whilst bumping my thread. But you don't get that as you confuse spambots for real people in your threads.

Bless you.

DamianJ

Thank you man.

DamianJ

Lol. Your site got no hits as a result of this. However, cos you bumped this so much I got lots more traffic and positive feedback to the site.

That could be your definition. But your wife certainly doesn't look like she is having fun. A shit eating grin isn't sexy Gary.

What? Why would anyone do a drugs review site? Are you attempting humour?

Oh bless you for not getting it.

It was Confessions of A Window Cleaner, Gary. A classic British porn movie.

The fact you didn't realise that speaks volumes about your immense stupidity.

DamianJ

I have never lied. Prove it immediately or I am sending this thread to Eric requesting you get banned. And I mean fucking immediately.

What?

Where am I lying about what?

Provide links to the sites you claim I suggested something about NOW.


Oh, you found a link on a forum that is nothing to do with me, that is pulling in RSS feeds from review sites and are somehow saying that is me lying?

YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL

Jesus Gary. You should have at least posted a good lie to earn your banning. This is just pathetic. Bless you for not understanding how RSS works.


No I am not.

Provide proof, or prepare for the ban stick from yet ANOTHER forum Gary.

Kinky John

dunno what all the fuss is about.. he's not making a mockery of porn,
he's making a mockery of HIMSELF in order to promo porn in a cookie way..
i find it amusing, a refreshing change from the usual review format,
AND totally in keeping with Damian's usual no frills/comedy promo angle

was he also making a mockery of affiliate programs with CashInEnvelope.com ?
yes.. obviously.. but do you see program owners up in arms about it ?.. nah.

give me guerilla marketing over gorilla marketing every fucking time.

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DamianJ

Thanks KJ.

But, you know Gary from the other boards he's been banned from, so you know he is just a mental.

Calling me fat when I have a 32" waist is one thing, posting saying I am ripping of surfers is another.

ArsewithClass

You have a link on your 3ways affiliate cash site, with surfers as a link. This link goes to this page that hotukbabes

This crummy looking review site is a major link from 3ways cash of which you are promoting.

You do not cheat the system by sending affiliates & webmasters to a site with webmaster options & surfer options, then state, oh its not me thats lieing!

You know damn well what your doing, you know damn well that those sites that have been reviewed on that hotukbabes site is fraud. There are no way more videos in those sites shown on that screen shot as to UKroadtrips or JimSlip & hard working guys that own sites like UKpussytalk & omar. You are linking to a false page!

If its not your review site, what the fuck are you leaking into here for from your affiliate cash program. This is bad news!

DamianJ

It's not my site, nor anything to do with me.

I am a marketing consultant Gary. 3wayscash.com is one of my clients. It is not my site.

So, according to the gfy rules, I have lodged a complaint about you slandering me and lying and requested to have you banned.

xxx

PS Thanks for the continued bumps

'mo

I think ArsewithClass has a hard on for you Damian. LOL

Miz_Wright

Dear Damian:

I kinda love this idea, but you know how I have that mad affinity for things that are off-kilter.

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DamianJ

Hah!

Good god, imagine what you might catch!

DamianJ

Dear Liz

Thank you. And yes, I know you have mad affinity for off-kilter things. And cheese.

Miz_Wright

Indeed.

I was dismayed that I did not get any birthday cheese this year. None! Do you feel my sadness? You should. For it is large.

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DamianJ

Well, have words with your mystery cheese sender.

ArsewithClass

He wishes, the way he follows me onto most threads I start....

You cannot log a complaint of myself stating the truth. You are linking to a site, which is promoting a review site that are obviously complete lies.
This thread is to show how your "review site while drinking" can be funny. Maybe funny, but it is also immature and could be not true views due to your lack of judgement of your affiliate signature.

Fact, you are drinking on the review site.
Fact, you do have a signature linking to a site with a dodgy review site.
Fact, If these links lie, you could also.

What you are advertising in this thread is bollocks & immoral. You have no regards for other webmasters & site owners & I do not trust you or your judgement!


Log a complaint about a guy that follows the rules for his surfers, affiliates & members. My links are all leakfree and dont have bullshit in the advertising or websites!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Who doesn't like porn and beer?



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DamianJ

Obviously not. But you said I was ripping off surfers and was a liar.

This is a personal attack, and I have lodged a complaint.

That is a lie.

My client has a site called 3wayscash.com. On HIS site he sends surfers to a forum that has an RSS feed from a reviews site.

FUCKING NO FUCKING WAY!

Really? Is that why it's called www.pornbeer.com?


No I don't, you slandering fuckwit.

I have a signature that links to a site that links to a forum that pulls in an RSS feed from a review site.

That isn't a fact, is it? It's your opinion. You are beyond stupid and make it so very easy for me to pwn you.


It's a video of me and a mate drinking beer and talking abotu porn.

That is not immoral.

Conversely, you make your wife bareback strangers for 50 quid a pop and then do professional porn work, spreading whatever disgusting diseases she contracts.

You posted saying you can tell if someone has AIDS by looking at them.

I am immoral? Lol.

What? Back this up with some evidence you disgusting liar.

Gutted.

Darling, your sites are nothing but bullshit.

And thanks for the permission to log a complaint about you.

I am lolling at your sig.

DamianJ

Thanks man!

Great pic! Think I might need to borrow that.

SleazyDream

PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd be soo honored if you would please review my new project next week when I launch

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I'd be happy to man. Hit me up 142246474 and we can sort it out.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Linken Hotten.

Better check with whomever owns the rights.

Likewise, you might want to remove the Columbia Pictures stuff...

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DamianJ

Indeed.

When it gets to the point that more than a few hundred people are watching it, I will make some proper credits.

It's just a joke for brits as it is Confessions of a Window Cleaner which was CLASSIC british porn in the 70s.