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Old 12-22-2009, 01:22 PM   #1
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I went to wal-mart again.. today..

It took me thirty minutes to push my way through all of the flaketards and find the GOD DAMNED FUCKING TAPE. I swear to god. Next time I go to wal-mart, I'm sending a woman, instead... they're like fucking shop nazis in there, I swear to fucking god over here.

Then I find the ONE checkout stand without TEN PEOPLE IN IT and this stupid whore has 1000 items and is writing a check. What ever happened to common courtesy? Sigh. I'm standing there with my FUCKING TAPE.. And she looks at me... and ..

Wal-Mart, my balls!!
I only saw two nice butts the whole time I was there and they were both there with their mongoloid boyfriends, too.. fucking meth head freaks.. god can only fucking hope that they don't reproduce

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Wal-Mart or Grocery Shopping ... SEND A WOMAN TO DO THAT
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:27 PM   #2
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:28 PM   #3
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The best time to go is in the middle of the night. No lines and you may even bump into some hot wasted college chicks...
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:34 PM   #4
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:35 PM   #5
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Wal-Mart or Grocery Shopping ... SEND A WOMAN TO DO THAT
After all that bitching I thought you were a woman.

Merry Christmas!
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:36 PM   #6
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I can proudly say I have NEVER purchased anything from walmart.


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Old 12-22-2009, 01:37 PM   #7
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The best time to go is in the middle of the night. No lines and you may even bump into some hot wasted college chicks...

You wouldn't want to even see the college "girls" around here..
But I do most generally end up in any store I can go to, at night, at night.
I live at night, anyway, and this is great advice.
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:38 PM   #8
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After all that bitching I thought you were a woman.

Merry Christmas!


Good Post..
Merry Christmas!
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:39 PM   #9
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I can proudly say I have NEVER purchased anything from walmart.


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What are you, paris hilton??
That's fucking incredible.. how did you accomplish that?
I love it,
Must be a nice life, to have never bought from a wal-mart..
That's "ballin"
LoL over here
Seriously.. that's the way to live, man
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:48 PM   #10
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Old 12-22-2009, 02:05 PM   #11
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Old 12-22-2009, 02:11 PM   #12
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Shop online fuck going into the stores.

Only women that like to shop actually spend time in stores these days. LOL!

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Old 12-22-2009, 02:24 PM   #13
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Old 12-22-2009, 02:26 PM   #14
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Old 12-22-2009, 02:51 PM   #15
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:01 PM   #16
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lol! Nice holiday rant!

Some stores are not well suited for "I just need 1 thing".
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:03 PM   #17
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LOL!! I know exactly what you mean. Funny stuff!
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:05 PM   #18
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I went last night and have vowed to avoid them at all costs in 2010. What a fucking nightmare.
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:09 PM   #19
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I can proudly say I have NEVER purchased anything from walmart.


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I can't say never... but I can say hardly ever, probably once in the last two years.

Sam's Club though, that's a different story.
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:16 PM   #20
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Moral of the story:

Wal-Mart or Grocery Shopping ... SEND A WOMAN TO DO THAT
I don't know about that. I hate Walmart, but I love to shop for food I plan to cook at grocery stores. Especially nice places like Whole Foods and similar.
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:17 PM   #21
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After all that bitching I thought you were a woman.

Merry Christmas!
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:21 PM   #22
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Dumbass. You can buy tape anywhere. As others have said. 7-11 / Walgreens.
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:31 PM   #23
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The best time to go is in the middle of the night. No lines and you may even bump into some hot wasted college chicks...
No shit, the one in my area is open till 1am during the holidays. I wouldn't go in the middle of the day for love or money!
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:36 PM   #24
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Dumbass. You can buy tape anywhere. As others have said. 7-11 / Walgreens.
he wanted it at Walmart prices
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Old 12-23-2009, 02:59 AM   #26
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In all fairness to myself.. I didn't know that I only wanted one thing, until I got there..
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great you manage to go back home safe and sound
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I suspect you work there and just blow off your steam here
If I worked anywhere, for anything, would I be able to keep the exceedingly unpredictable hours I've got? Working somewhere would be alot easier than most things I have to do.
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I jack off to the smell of my shit.
Halfass sellout
Why don't you go all the way and eat some, next time?
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