Drunk Guy found asleep on lawn New Years Day morning (pic) - GoFuckYourself.com

BobG · 01-03-2010, 02:50 PM

I live in Pacific Beach area of San Diego which some might say is party central. I was going out for a coffee on the morning of New Years Day and this dude was crashed out and snoring on the lawn in front of my neighbors house and he doesn't appear to be a bum. I tried to wake him up but he just grumbled a little so I left him there. He must have had a hell of a night.

L-Pink · 01-03-2010, 02:57 PM

That's Guideon doing some sleep time shifting, should have climbed the curb and run over him.

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RyuLion · 01-03-2010, 02:57 PM

well at least he didn't drive..I see u have the same car..

fatfoo · 01-03-2010, 03:36 PM

Hmm.. doesn't look like a bum, yeah. Clothes are good.

potter · 01-03-2010, 03:39 PM

I fell asleep in public once, college town on the fourth of july, couldn't get ahold of my friends and lost my phone, so i passed out on a couch someone threw out.

Man, let me tell you - dealing with a hangover at 9am when you're stuck outside SUCKS.

A-n-D-r-E-S · 01-03-2010, 03:40 PM

Hahahaha we've all been there!

american pervert · 01-03-2010, 04:47 PM

i love s.d.

WN4L

JadaY · 01-03-2010, 04:51 PM

what if he's having a heart attack?

you should have helped him, asshole

Jarmusch · 01-03-2010, 04:53 PM

Well at least he landed on cushy grass and didn't crack his head open.

Domain Broker · 01-03-2010, 04:56 PM

He ended up dying

FrozenJag · 01-03-2010, 05:40 PM

haha thats great. I love pacific beach.

My wife and I always stay in the Pacific Terrace corner suites when we visit.

RyuLion · 01-03-2010, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by A-n-D-r-E-S

Hahahaha we've all been there!

Not me..

Spunky · 01-03-2010, 06:02 PM

Looks like a typical Saturday night for me

LiveDose · 01-03-2010, 06:02 PM

Had many mornings like that freshman year...

tiger · 01-03-2010, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion

well at least he didn't drive..I see u have the same car..

I thought for sure this was going to be a picture of you

dav3 · 01-03-2010, 06:47 PM

you should have put a dildo in his hand and taken the pic!

munki · 01-03-2010, 06:59 PM

Duncan??

Agent 488 · 01-03-2010, 07:03 PM

nice cover story. i hope you wore gloves.

RyuLion · 01-03-2010, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiger

I thought for sure this was going to be a picture of you

Never bro.

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki

Duncan??

Nope, never.

Get a clue guys. We are not lame drinkers, never challenge us.

Marcus Aurelius · 01-03-2010, 07:54 PM

This thread delivers.

Waddymelon · 01-03-2010, 07:59 PM

Should have got a marker and draw a dick on his face.

Phoenix · 01-03-2010, 08:02 PM

i have a story similar to this

100% true story

after Halloween one of my buddies woke up the next morning to some man poking him with a broom, the guy's wife and two daughters standing behind him on the stairs.

ill paint you a picture..my buddy at the time was about 6^4 and 280 lbs or so....all he had on was a hula skirt and a purple wig to be side show bob..lol

he had a bag of chips and had ate them in the night, he must have took from their kitchen, they were all over the place im sure.

he stood up and walked out the door..lol

BobG · 01-03-2010, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JadaY

what if he's having a heart attack?

nah, he was snoring

you should have helped him, asshole

I tried to wake him up man. The guy was in full REM, sawing logs. He wasn't there later in the day and I didn't hear an ambulance so I'm guessing he was fine.

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Originally Posted by munki

Duncan??

Funny, it wasn't Duncan but to make my friend laugh, I actually yelled at the guy, "Duncan! Duncan!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

i have a story similar to this

100% true story

after Halloween one of my buddies woke up the next morning to some man poking him with a broom, the guy's wife and two daughters standing behind him on the stairs.

ill paint you a picture..my buddy at the time was about 6^4 and 280 lbs or so....all he had on was a hula skirt and a purple wig to be side show bob..lol

he had a bag of chips and had ate them in the night, he must have took from their kitchen, they were all over the place im sure.

he stood up and walked out the door..lol

Holy shit! He was in some family's house?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-03-2010, 09:20 PM

Even int he drunkest of stupors, I've always managed to at least climb under something. Always.

BillyHoe · 01-03-2010, 10:56 PM

lol nice

D Ghost · 01-03-2010, 10:57 PM

classical

TisMe · 01-03-2010, 11:16 PM

Where the hell is your holiday spirit?? You should of decorated him. Maybe a for sale sign at least?

Lykos · 01-03-2010, 11:48 PM

Haha at least he had good time

Tasty1 · 01-03-2010, 11:49 PM

I thought this was normal in the USA. I have never seen so many homeless people the last few weeks (travelling from San Francisco to Los Angeles). Even in Cambodia there are less homeless people.

I just saw i guy with his pants down, and pissing himeself. The piss was running over the street.

Thinking about going to San Diego or Palm Springs tomorrow.

BobG · 01-04-2010, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by airholland

I thought this was normal in the USA. I have never seen so many homeless people the last few weeks (travelling from San Francisco to Los Angeles). Even in Cambodia there are less homeless people.

I just saw i guy with his pants down, and pissing himeself. The piss was running over the street.

Thinking about going to San Diego or Palm Springs tomorrow.

lol Cambodia. Yeah man, the homeless love San Diego since the weather is usually nice.

01-03-2010, 02:50 PM	#1
BobG Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,274	Drunk Guy found asleep on lawn New Years Day morning (pic) I live in Pacific Beach area of San Diego which some might say is party central. I was going out for a coffee on the morning of New Years Day and this dude was crashed out and snoring on the lawn in front of my neighbors house and he doesn't appear to be a bum. I tried to wake him up but he just grumbled a little so I left him there. He must have had a hell of a night.

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Tasty1 Judge Jury and Executioner Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: South-America Posts: 9,337	I thought this was normal in the USA. I have never seen so many homeless people the last few weeks (travelling from San Francisco to Los Angeles). Even in Cambodia there are less homeless people. I just saw i guy with his pants down, and pissing himeself. The piss was running over the street. Thinking about going to San Diego or Palm Springs tomorrow. Last edited by Tasty1; 01-03-2010 at 11:52 PM..