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UnseenWorld · 12-19-2002, 06:40 PM

Bob Fookie lived in the past.
His balls were made out of glass.
When they rubbed together
They played "Stormy Weather"
And lightning shot out of his ass!

Satan · 12-19-2002, 06:43 PM

There was a young man from bengall
who was invited to fancey dress ball
he decided to risk it, so he dressed as a biscit
but a dog ate him up in the hall.

UnseenWorld · 12-19-2002, 06:48 PM

Another "Fookie" limerick:

Bob had a gal in Mobile
Whose pussy was made of blue steel.
She got her big thrills
From pneumatic drills
And off-centered emery wheels!

Satan · 12-19-2002, 06:52 PM

There was a young boy from sproket,
who wanted to fly in a rocket
the rocket went bang, his balls went clang
and his dick ended up in his poket

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 12-19-2002, 06:59 PM

Here's to the girl named Louise
Who's pubic hair hung to her knees
the crabs came together,
and knitted a sweater
so in Winter her c*nt would not freeze!

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 12-19-2002, 06:59 PM

hey! Whats with the vulgar language editing?

fnet · 12-19-2002, 06:59 PM

Here's one I wrote 14 years ago, hopefully I'm remembering it right:

There once was a girlie named Di
Who drank lots of booze to get high
But a rumbling would come
From deep down in her bum
And when she bent down she let fly

Forthcoming were fumes sent from Hell
And into the air they would swell
So that one must relate
That when she was eight
Her classmates would cry what's that smell?

I don't know why they let her keep drinking
Cause as long as she does she'll keep stinking
I bet they give her those potions
to get sexual motions
But what can those assholes be thinking?

I'm sure you'll conclude she's a whore
And that she's a slovenly bore
But just to confuse her
Let's all go accuse her
Of starting a chemical war!

asuna · 12-19-2002, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe
hey! Whats with the vulgar language editing?

if u say c*unt the non editied way, it comes out as hahahaha

Azathoth · 12-19-2002, 07:05 PM

Young Reggie needs six fucks a day
Just look what he's rogered today
Two ducks and a cow
A sheep and a sow
And a mare that he took in mid-neigh.

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 12-19-2002, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna
if u say c*unt the non editied way, it comes out as hahahaha

thats stupid.

SpaceAce · 12-19-2002, 07:12 PM

There once was a plumber of Leigh,
Who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
Said the girl, "Stop plumbing! There's somebody coming!"
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me!"

SpaceAce

Azathoth · 12-19-2002, 07:14 PM

Heh... I got a few of these... I run a jokes mailing list

Poor Ericka thinks I just brag
About my long dong that I drag
Or use when Ms. Dole
Says, "Az, bring *that* pole;
We need it for hoisting the flag!"

UnseenWorld · 12-19-2002, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe

thats stupid.

And can someone explain WHY? Certainly Lens isn't given to being pussy-whipped by the political correctness thugs? That and the Ashcraft thing (can't spell it correctly or it, too, gets "fixed," but it's the name of the attorney general) mystify me.

UnseenWorld · 12-20-2002, 12:01 AM

A lonely sheep herder from Texas,
Doesn't know what conventional sex is,
He will grab for release
Anything that has fleece,
Caring not what the sex he selects is.

BV · 12-20-2002, 12:01 AM

Old mother Hubbard went to the cubbord
to fetch her dog a bone.
As she bent over
Rover drove her
and gave her a bone of his own. :-)

Lee · 12-20-2002, 12:09 AM

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He exclaimed with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a c*unt I could fuck it

UnseenWorld · 12-20-2002, 12:10 AM

There once was a woman from Blight
Whose fuck was much faster than light.
Can you believe when I say
If I fucked her today
She'd cum on the preceding night?

12-19-2002, 06:40 PM	#1
UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	My Favorite Limerick - I Dare You To Top It! Bob Fookie lived in the past. His balls were made out of glass. When they rubbed together They played "Stormy Weather" And lightning shot out of his ass! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

12-19-2002, 06:43 PM	#2
Satan Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Hell Posts: 1,626	There was a young man from bengall who was invited to fancey dress ball he decided to risk it, so he dressed as a biscit but a dog ate him up in the hall. __________________ WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

12-19-2002, 06:48 PM	#3
UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	Another "Fookie" limerick: Bob had a gal in Mobile Whose pussy was made of blue steel. She got her big thrills From pneumatic drills And off-centered emery wheels! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

12-19-2002, 06:52 PM	#4
Satan Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Hell Posts: 1,626	There was a young boy from sproket, who wanted to fly in a rocket the rocket went bang, his balls went clang and his dick ended up in his poket __________________ WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

12-19-2002, 06:59 PM	#5
Zoe_Zoebaboe Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sin City Posts: 4,463	Here's to the girl named Louise Who's pubic hair hung to her knees the crabs came together, and knitted a sweater so in Winter her cnt would not freeze! __________________ http://www.myspace.com/jennabea ICQ: 166862923 Email: [email protected] Last edited by Zoe_Zoebaboe; 12-19-2002 at 07:00 PM..*

12-19-2002, 06:59 PM	#7
fnet Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,721	Here's one I wrote 14 years ago, hopefully I'm remembering it right: There once was a girlie named Di Who drank lots of booze to get high But a rumbling would come From deep down in her bum And when she bent down she let fly Forthcoming were fumes sent from Hell And into the air they would swell So that one must relate That when she was eight Her classmates would cry what's that smell? I don't know why they let her keep drinking Cause as long as she does she'll keep stinking I bet they give her those potions to get sexual motions But what can those assholes be thinking? I'm sure you'll conclude she's a whore And that she's a slovenly bore But just to confuse her Let's all go accuse her Of starting a chemical war! __________________ the sound of one hand googlewhacking Last edited by fnet; 12-19-2002 at 07:12 PM..

12-19-2002, 07:05 PM	#9
Azathoth Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Blah Posts: 217	Young Reggie needs six fucks a day Just look what he's rogered today Two ducks and a cow A sheep and a sow And a mare that he took in mid-neigh.

12-19-2002, 07:12 PM	#11
SpaceAce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Magrathea Posts: 6,493	There once was a plumber of Leigh, Who was plumbing a girl by the sea. Said the girl, "Stop plumbing! There's somebody coming!" Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me!" SpaceAce

12-19-2002, 07:14 PM	#12
Azathoth Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Blah Posts: 217	Heh... I got a few of these... I run a jokes mailing list Poor Ericka thinks I just brag About my long dong that I drag Or use when Ms. Dole Says, "Az, bring that pole; We need it for hoisting the flag!"

12-20-2002, 12:01 AM	#14
UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	A lonely sheep herder from Texas, Doesn't know what conventional sex is, He will grab for release Anything that has fleece, Caring not what the sex he selects is. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

12-20-2002, 12:01 AM	#15
BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	Old mother Hubbard went to the cubbord to fetch her dog a bone. As she bent over Rover drove her and gave her a bone of his own. :-)

12-20-2002, 12:09 AM	#16
Lee Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Kernow Posts: 2,977	There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it He exclaimed with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear was a c*unt I could fuck it

12-20-2002, 12:10 AM	#17
UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	There once was a woman from Blight Whose fuck was much faster than light. Can you believe when I say If I fucked her today She'd cum on the preceding night? __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.