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Roald · 02-15-2010, 08:48 AM

50 fat fucks!

dyna mo · 02-15-2010, 08:49 AM

is he an adult webmaster?

nico-t · 02-15-2010, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

is he an adult webmaster?

BJ · 02-15-2010, 08:56 AM

he deserves it 1000% I had a last minute flight from SE asia to tokyo and then onwards. I was waitlisted for biz class and did not get it, had a middle seat between 2 fat fucks and literally almost lost it. I wanted to stand the whole way by the toilets, but could not because of terrorist shit. Literally almost got belligerent stuck between these two.

Same goes for families with infants on long haul flights.

fatfoo · 02-15-2010, 08:59 AM

Look, I made some lyrics:

"I want to fly away, but I'm too fat too fly"

"Oh! Oh! Oh!"

96ukssob · 02-15-2010, 09:42 AM

Im not the smallest of guys, but I can say you have to be pretty bit to cause problems.

I was just on a flight from SFO to LAX and they had to move someone sitting next to this lady because she was so large she was taking up almost both seats.

I've been on a number of flights tho where people are just to big to fit in the seats. Felt bad for one couple tho because the stewardess were making fun of her. If you that fat then you should know that you either have to buy a first class ticket or two coach seats.

ShellyCrash · 02-15-2010, 09:53 AM

From Kevin Smith's Twitter:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/phot...l/65692256.jpg

Quote:

Hey @SouthwestAir! Look how fat I am on your plane! Quick! Throw me off!

You can listen to him go off about it on his SmodCast - be prepared, he's long winded as all fuck. I think he doesn't get kicked off the plane until like 45 mins in.

poncabare · 02-15-2010, 10:03 AM

stop eating like a maniac

Tom_PM · 02-15-2010, 10:07 AM

He can go off all he wants, the fact is that he had 2 tickets for his scheduled flight, but gambled on a standby! The dude should not have been allowed to board until some peon jackass picked up a phone and checked if there were ANY side-by-side double seats left open. Game, set, match. Thats why they're called gambles. He should shut his whine hole.

ShellyCrash · 02-15-2010, 10:09 AM

GTS Mark · 02-15-2010, 10:26 AM

Would he not have more room if he just flew on another airline and upgraded to first class? Seems not only would that be more comfortable it might even be cheaper then buying 2 coach seats?

Phoenix · 02-15-2010, 10:35 AM

i feel bad for him a bit...i mean food is just so good

today i went to a breakfast place...and ate eggs hollandaise and also side of french toast

course im only 205 and 6ft...and i work out and play bball weekly

oh wait i dont feel that bad for him....if you want to eat folks you need to be working out lots

DG_Nick · 02-15-2010, 11:28 AM

Something makes me think that this incident is going to make an appearance in the next Jay and Silent Bob movie.

ShellyCrash · 02-15-2010, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by DG_Nick

Something makes me think that this incident is going to make an appearance in the next Jay and Silent Bob movie.

At this point it would take an act of god to get that movie made. Not only woul Smith need to get strapped onto a treadmill but I saw Jason Mewes a few months back, I would compare him to Corey Haim, he's that bad.

He's not as skinny as he was after Strike Back, but he's practically going on the nod in the middle of the day.

Sarah_Jayne · 02-15-2010, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

At this point it would take an act of god to get that movie made. Not only woul Smith need to get strapped onto a treadmill but I saw Jason Mewes a few months back, I would compare him to Corey Haim, he's that bad.

He's not as skinny as he was after Strike Back, but he's practically going on the nod in the middle of the day.

When the guy that kept you straight is having his own issues it isn't shocking.

arock10 · 02-15-2010, 12:37 PM

he should just buy 2 seats, he is fucking kevin smith

DF03 · 02-15-2010, 02:11 PM

Southwest is right. He's a fatass and should have the common courtesy and respect for his fellow passengers to buy a 2nd seat.

Wizzo · 02-15-2010, 02:32 PM

On my Continental flight to LA, this lady who was around 300lbs and had like a 50lb toddler to boot wasn't allowed to fly because I'm fairly sure she couldn't have fit in her middle seat much less with her kid on her lap, I had to wonder what she was thinking or if she had even ever been on a plane.

pornguy · 02-15-2010, 02:40 PM

Saw a thing not long ago about a woman who bought some sort of small ford or what ever.. She weighed about 400 pounds. The car was haiving alignment issues and even though under warranty after like the 4th fix they finally told her that it was her body weight that was causing the issue.. It was like a ford festiva and was not built to move that soot of weight on one side of the car.

She is of course in the American fashion suing the dealership.

DBS.US · 02-15-2010, 02:44 PM

Dose not look like a two seater

Scott McD · 02-15-2010, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Kevin should get in touch with this guy to get some tips:

That's insane !

Daddy Big Nuts · 02-15-2010, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US

Dose not look like a two seater

Good...he can sit next to you then

GregE · 02-15-2010, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

On second thought, maybe he got booted from the plane for wearing a skirt.

I was thinking the same thing.

The man needs a new tailor.

Tom_PM · 02-15-2010, 02:58 PM

He did buy two seats for his scheduled flight. Then he got in the standby line. That plane didnt have 2 side-by-side seats. So he got kicked and inserted into the news cycle.

rowan · 02-15-2010, 03:28 PM

I saw an ep of Air Crash Investigation where a smaller regional aircraft was overloaded (and crashed) because their takeoff weight calculations assume an average passenger weight, which was last figured in the 1970s or something... much of the world has gotten heavier since.

TheDoc · 02-15-2010, 03:36 PM

I wish I could buy extra leg room... when people lay back the seat it crushes my legs - and I want something to put my laptop on so the emergency row isn't cutting it.

Screw you short fat turds, it isn't fair you can buy another seat for your belly but I can't buy 3 more inches of leg room.

V_RocKs · 02-15-2010, 04:06 PM

Pilots are so cool.

02-15-2010, 09:29 PM

I wish all airlines would make people over a certain weight buy two seats. It isn't right when you sit next to a large person and they take up a part of your seat. I have had that happen twice and it sucked big time.

BFT3K · 02-15-2010, 09:45 PM

Planes should offer 3 seating options... 1) Regular Size - 2) Super Size - 3) First Class

If the Super Size option cost twice as much as Regular Size because you got a much bigger seat, with more leg room, and the ability to actually recline and sleep, then I bet lots of people would choose this anyway - not just fat people.

Flying generally sucks if you ask me - especially if the flight is a long one.

Boobzooka · 02-15-2010, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

Planes should offer 3 seating options... 1) Regular Size - 2) Super Size - 3) First Class

If the Super Size option cost twice as much as Regular Size because you got a much bigger seat, with more leg room, and the ability to actually recline and sleep, then I bet lots of people would choose this anyway - not just fat people.

Flying generally sucks if you ask me - especially if the flight is a long one.

If you're flying international with your wife/gf, check out Air NZ's new "cuddle class":

Price is only 2.5 regular economy tickets total, so for couples it's a cheap way into the mile high club.

bigalownz · 02-16-2010, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by BV

Seems like they keep making the seats smaller and smaller.

I agree as im a skinny white boy and i can just fit in the sets so i all was wonder how fat people sit in them for hours

bigalownz · 02-16-2010, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Boobzooka

If you're flying international with your wife/gf, check out Air NZ's new "cuddle class":

Price is only 2.5 regular economy tickets total, so for couples it's a cheap way into the mile high club.

air new zealand best airline in the world

DF03 · 02-16-2010, 01:34 AM

I'm all about the mile high club.

bloggingseo · 02-16-2010, 02:00 AM

He really does look morbidly obese at this point. He was chunky on Jay and Silent Bob but he looks almost 80 lbs heavier than that now.

Sarah_Jayne · 02-16-2010, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

I wish I could buy extra leg room... when people lay back the seat it crushes my legs - and I want something to put my laptop on so the emergency row isn't cutting it.

Screw you short fat turds, it isn't fair you can buy another seat for your belly but I can't buy 3 more inches of leg room.

Isn't that called upgrading to a higher class?

slapass · 02-16-2010, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

He can go off all he wants, the fact is that he had 2 tickets for his scheduled flight, but gambled on a standby! The dude should not have been allowed to board until some peon jackass picked up a phone and checked if there were ANY side-by-side double seats left open. Game, set, match. Thats why they're called gambles. He should shut his whine hole.

They said he normally buys two seats. Also his weight was thrown out at 230 and he said he would be celebrating if he was 230.

bloggingseo · 02-16-2010, 06:55 AM

He's at least 280

TheDoc · 02-16-2010, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Isn't that called upgrading to a higher class?

Flying isn't my cup of tea, you can put me in the best seat on a plane, and I'm still on a plane.

I also fly, Southwest... they don't have higher classes, but they have kick ass service all around. Any other time, if I can upgrade at the airport I do, but those few extra inches has a price limit.

As I said, best seat on a plane and I'm still on a plane.... but if the price was reasonable, I would pay for a few extra inches of leg room - I don't need my own bathroom though.

Sarah_Jayne · 02-16-2010, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

Flying isn't my cup of tea, you can put me in the best seat on a plane, and I'm still on a plane.

I also fly, Southwest... they don't have higher classes, but they have kick ass service all around. Any other time, if I can upgrade at the airport I do, but those few extra inches has a price limit.

As I said, best seat on a plane and I'm still on a plane.... but if the price was reasonable, I would pay for a few extra inches of leg room - I don't need my own bathroom though.

In the UK on charter airlines (the sort that run package holidays) you can pay a bit extra to sit in the exit rows which don't have seats in front of them. Obviously, those places are limited and they are first come first serve but the option is there. You also have to be willing and able to assist in an emergency if you take those seats.

LadyMischief · 02-16-2010, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by JP513

He's a great director but I'm tired of sitting next to fat fucks whose belly hangs over the armrest into my seat. Those people need to buy a 2nd seat. Case closed. Southwest was right.

It says in the article though he DID buy two seats. Always does, apparently.

ajrocks · 02-16-2010, 10:30 AM

Thank god, I'm sick of fat people sitting on top of me. Fat people should have to buy two seats!

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