The definition of MARRIAGE - GoFuckYourself.com

czarina · 03-23-2010, 02:13 PM

Marriage - A relationship between two people, where one of them is always right.
The other person is the husband.

haha, I thought it was great so I had to share it with you guys (and gals)

woj · 03-23-2010, 02:14 PM

I don't get it

czarina · 03-23-2010, 02:21 PM

you need to be married to understand it :P

brassmonkey · 03-23-2010, 02:25 PM

fuck that it cost to be the boss

O MARINA · 03-23-2010, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by woj

I don't get it

good husbands always let the women believe she is right?

Sly · 03-23-2010, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

good husbands always let the women believe she is right?

Good husbands show the women where the kitchen is.

O MARINA · 03-23-2010, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Good husbands show the women where the kitchen is.

Because good husbands have dinner waiting on the table in there & a good dishwasher not to ruin the manicure?

Sly · 03-23-2010, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

Because good husbands have dinner waiting on the table in there & a good dishwasher not to ruin the manicure?

I would throw in a quiet dishwasher for a nightly BJ.

Email me for an application.

Farang · 03-23-2010, 03:18 PM

Arguing with women is pointless. They don't even try to make sense

O MARINA · 03-23-2010, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

I would throw in a quiet dishwasher for a nightly BJ.

Email me for an application.

You can always hire me a maid, she can handle both tasks.

brassmonkey · 03-23-2010, 03:26 PM

if you have the right man he is your warrior protects you keeps you safe and the kitty kat wet

O MARINA · 03-23-2010, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

if you have the right man he is your warrior protects you keeps you safe and the kitty kat wet

NOW NOW SLY there is an offer better than your quiet dishwasher !!!!!

brassmonkey · 03-23-2010, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

NOW NOW SLY you speak the truth tell me more

O MARINA · 03-23-2010, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

behave monkey !

Farang · 03-23-2010, 06:04 PM

I have just threw a Thai hoe out of my room...

shwsrvcs · 03-23-2010, 07:44 PM

Q - Why is the brides dress white?

A - Because the dishwasher should match the refrigerator!

I've always liked that one.

Barefootsies · 03-23-2010, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by czarina

The definition of MARRIAGE

A piece of paper that entitles you to a tax write off, and says you own some skeezer who is obligated to 'assume the position' when you walk in the door from work, and slave away in the kitchen making you some meals. Oh yeah, and a in-home babysitter and baby maker.

brassmonkey · 03-23-2010, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by shwsrvcs

Q - Why is the brides dress white?

A - Because the dishwasher should match the refrigerator!

I've always liked that one.

96ukssob · 03-23-2010, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

A piece of paper that entitles you to a tax write off, and says you own some skeezer who is obligated to 'assume the position' when you walk in the door from work, and slave away in the kitchen making you some meals. Oh yeah, and a in-home babysitter and baby maker.

Chosen · 03-23-2010, 10:37 PM

Nice definition

Tam · 03-23-2010, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by shwsrvcs

Q - Why is the brides dress white?

A - Because the dishwasher should match the refrigerator!

I've always liked that one.

I'm sorry, I know I am a woman and I should know my place in this thread, but this was too damn funny. I just had to laugh at this one.

And since I have to stay loyal to my girls:
The well trained men know just how to make her think she is always right even if she isn't. Because they know they will die of starvation with their dicks in their own hands if they don't.

Waddymelon · 03-23-2010, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Farang

I have just threw a Thai hoe out of my room...

I just threw one out of my window.

TurboAngel · 03-24-2010, 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by czarina

Marriage - A relationship between two people, where one of them is always right.
The other person is the husband.

haha, I thought it was great so I had to share it with you guys (and gals)

LMAO! Good one.

Spunky · 03-24-2010, 05:55 AM

The reason I'll never get married again..damn she devils

brassmonkey · 03-24-2010, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Tam

I'm sorry, I know I am a woman and I should know my place in this thread, but this was too damn funny. I just had to laugh at this one.

And since I have to stay loyal to my girls:
The well trained men know just how to make her think she is always right even if she isn't. Because they know they will die of starvation with their dicks in their own hands if they don't.

i can cook

CaptainHowdy · 03-24-2010, 06:12 AM

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!

czarina · 03-24-2010, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by shwsrvcs

Q - Why is the brides dress white?

A - Because the dishwasher should match the refrigerator!

I've always liked that one.

that reminds me of another good one:

Q - what is the food that completely kills a woman's sex drive?
A - wedding cake!

Tam · 03-24-2010, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

i can cook

So can my husband, but he wasn't always able to do that.... when I met him, he didn't even know how to heat up his damn Spaghetti O's.... and if it didn't have red sauce in it, he wasn't touching it. lol

Now he can cook some things better than I can.....

HOWEVER,

without his pussy, all the cooking in the world doesn't help blue balls. rotfl

tranza · 03-24-2010, 10:43 AM

marriage is insane!

nation-x · 03-24-2010, 10:54 AM

I am on my third marriage for a simple reason... I am easy to get along with until she decides that I should choose between her and X. Too many women marry men and think they can change them into what they want them to be... and I am not the one. I guess they should have thought about what they really wanted me to be before they married me because I am a loyal husband, provider, father, lover and more but I am not a lap dog. My current wife is my best friend and we share alot together... we have a great relationship except the occasional spat that everyone goes through because she never pushes that "change" button anymore. Pussy is never a reason to stay in a relationship because there are more pussies than dicks in this world and only a loser can't get laid.

O MARINA · 03-24-2010, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by nation-x

I am on my third marriage .. .

How do you prove to the new girl that she is different from the other 2, and how you now have this "great love" for her to make her wife #3 ?

LeRoy · 03-24-2010, 11:43 AM

I'm not even gonna reply

Tom_PM · 03-24-2010, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

How do you prove to the new girl that she is different from the other 2, and how you now have this "great love" for her to make her wife #3 ?

I read his post to be that the problem with the previous two was that they expected him to be clay rather than rock.

kinkstercash · 03-24-2010, 11:53 AM

hahaha this is HILARIOUS

free seo · 03-24-2010, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by czarina

Marriage - A relationship between two people, where one of them is always right.
The other person is the husband.

haha, I thought it was great so I had to share it with you guys (and gals)

J. Falcon · 03-24-2010, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by nation-x

I am on my third marriage for a simple reason... I am easy to get along with until she decides that I should choose between her and X. Too many women marry men and think they can change them into what they want them to be... and I am not the one. I guess they should have thought about what they really wanted me to be before they married me because I am a loyal husband, provider, father, lover and more but I am not a lap dog. My current wife is my best friend and we share alot together... we have a great relationship except the occasional spat that everyone goes through because she never pushes that "change" button anymore. Pussy is never a reason to stay in a relationship because there are more pussies than dicks in this world and only a loser can't get laid.

Smart post.

Sid70 · 03-24-2010, 12:20 PM

losers cant afford that.

brassmonkey · 03-24-2010, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Tam

So can my husband, but he wasn't always able to do that.... when I met him, he didn't even know how to heat up his damn Spaghetti O's.... and if it didn't have red sauce in it, he wasn't touching it. lol

Now he can cook some things better than I can.....

HOWEVER,

without his pussy, all the cooking in the world doesn't help blue balls. rotfl

well there's a word for that he's pussy whipped

Barefootsies · 03-24-2010, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by kinkstercash

hahaha this is HILARIOUS

Stuntpig · 03-24-2010, 12:47 PM

Dirty Lord · 03-24-2010, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Stuntpig

iron my shirt bitch
LOL

Scott McD · 03-24-2010, 12:58 PM

I always thought the definition of marriage was 'no sex...'

Stuntpig · 03-24-2010, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Lord

iron my shirt bitch
LOL

I think he was torn limb from limb about 2 seconds after that photo was taken.

brassmonkey · 03-24-2010, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Lord

iron my shirt bitch
LOL

hahaha!!!

Pandoras · 03-24-2010, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by LeRoy

I'm not even gonna reply

disturbing thread

Sabby · 03-24-2010, 04:21 PM

Im a terrible wife. I cook twice a year... for the kids. Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Everything else is nukable or delivers.

Actually last thanksgiving I was lazy and told the kids we are having red neck Thanksgiving and ordered KFC. They told all their friends they were like wow your mom is so cool.

Never be good at anything you dont want to do.

Sabby

snowywhite · 03-25-2010, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by czarina

Marriage - A relationship between two people, where one of them is always right.
The other person is the husband.

haha, I thought it was great so I had to share it with you guys (and gals)

How does that work in a gaymarriage?

O MARINA · 03-25-2010, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Sabby

Never be good at anything you dont want to do.

Sabby

good point Sabby

nico-t · 03-25-2010, 09:02 AM

On average, men are better cooks than women. Every girl is weird, not direct and makes complicated shit out of simple stuff. You cant trust them and they barely have a conscience. They stick with a guy they dont even like no more until they find another one, like the saying goes, they never let loose of the previous branch until they got their hand on another, like a monkey.
I am direct, honest and when i dont like a girl anymore i break up. No double agendas or devious, stupid games. All my friends are like this too. Men are on average way more honest then women. But im not gay so I have to live with the antics of people with a pussy, but it is getting really really tiring at times. It seems there are no normal women.

brassmonkey · 03-25-2010, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by snowywhite

How does that work in a gaymarriage?

03-23-2010, 02:13 PM	#1
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nation-x Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Rock Hill, SC Posts: 5,370	I am on my third marriage for a simple reason... I am easy to get along with until she decides that I should choose between her and X. Too many women marry men and think they can change them into what they want them to be... and I am not the one. I guess they should have thought about what they really wanted me to be before they married me because I am a loyal husband, provider, father, lover and more but I am not a lap dog. My current wife is my best friend and we share alot together... we have a great relationship except the occasional spat that everyone goes through because she never pushes that "change" button anymore. Pussy is never a reason to stay in a relationship because there are more pussies than dicks in this world and only a loser can't get laid.

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nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	On average, men are better cooks than women. Every girl is weird, not direct and makes complicated shit out of simple stuff. You cant trust them and they barely have a conscience. They stick with a guy they dont even like no more until they find another one, like the saying goes, they never let loose of the previous branch until they got their hand on another, like a monkey. I am direct, honest and when i dont like a girl anymore i break up. No double agendas or devious, stupid games. All my friends are like this too. Men are on average way more honest then women. But im not gay so I have to live with the antics of people with a pussy, but it is getting really really tiring at times. It seems there are no normal women.