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LiveDose · 03-25-2010, 04:50 PM

The Candy With The Little Hole.
This should make you smile. You have to love little kids.

Eating Lifesavers candy, children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow...................Lemon
Green....................Lime
Orange ............... Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room.

Si · 03-25-2010, 04:55 PM

Good one

pornguy · 03-25-2010, 05:06 PM

Thats funny as hell.

Tam · 03-25-2010, 05:41 PM

Oh my god, I nearly choked to death on my decaf. lol

woj · 03-25-2010, 06:11 PM

Va2k · 03-25-2010, 06:41 PM

that was funny! Good job.

CunningStunt · 03-25-2010, 06:46 PM

I can relate to that.

J. Falcon · 03-25-2010, 07:11 PM

good one!

Spunky · 03-25-2010, 07:13 PM

Har har,that one made me laugh

fatfoo · 03-25-2010, 07:18 PM

Yes, it's funny how some kids have to live in a house of constant swearing and neglect.

fatfoo · 03-25-2010, 07:20 PM

Wait a minute, that's not funny at all!

Konkan · 03-26-2010, 04:49 AM

ita funny as hell :-)

Zuzana Designs · 03-26-2010, 05:03 AM

LOLZ that was funny.

tranza · 03-26-2010, 07:56 AM

a ha, lol...

martinsc · 03-26-2010, 08:19 AM

PubaKory · 03-26-2010, 08:52 AM

Cool joke! Good to get a laugh in the morning.. :-)

brassmonkey · 03-26-2010, 09:06 AM

hahaha!!! thank u!

Cyandin · 03-26-2010, 09:41 AM

NBBCash Matze · 03-26-2010, 09:44 AM

nice one

TheSenator · 03-26-2010, 09:57 AM

Funny....plus 1

IllTestYourGirls · 03-26-2010, 10:06 AM

lmaaaaaaaaao good one

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