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TurboAngel · 03-31-2010, 03:34 AM

What's the best joke you played on someone for April Fools?

Sabby · 03-31-2010, 03:45 AM

My youngest son has this annoying one that involves putting a bucket of water on top of the door.

It always gets played on me...

Sabby

Raf1 · 03-31-2010, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Sabby

My youngest son has this annoying one that involves putting a bucket of water on top of the door.

It always gets played on me...

Sabby

reminds me of my childhood. I never really understood back then why 'adults' got so mad, hehe

TurboAngel · 03-31-2010, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Raf1

reminds me of my childhood. I never really understood back then why 'adults' got so mad, hehe

One time I put salt in the sugar dish so my mom and dad had good coffee in the am boyyyyy did I get in trouble for that one.

CurrentlySober · 03-31-2010, 04:08 AM

I had a client, who was supposed to have a major (& Well Awaited) update, done by me (As his webmaster...)

Well, heres the FUNNY thing ! He promoted this rare footage to fuck, over multiple surfer forums... And he even used print advertising as well !

He paid a small fortune... BUT... (And heres the funny part...)

I switched the sales codes, from his account... TO MY ACCOUNT!!!

When I explained that I had made nearly $14,000 instead of him... He WASNT impressed !

But when I explained it was april Fools... He laughed his ass off, and left me $14,000 richer LOL

John-ACWM · 03-31-2010, 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Sabby

My youngest son has this annoying one that involves putting a bucket of water on top of the door.

It always gets played on me...

Sabby

gotta try it

but I need a plastic bucket

TurboAngel · 03-31-2010, 08:19 AM

That's it?

Agent 488 · 03-31-2010, 08:21 AM

what's a piratical joke? involve pirates?

Jakke PNG · 03-31-2010, 08:22 AM

I fucking loathe april fools. I don't play tricks, nor do those near me dare play tricks on me. The most worthless day of the year. People are assholes, and are allowed to be.

lazycash · 03-31-2010, 08:52 AM

Piratical joke or practical, not sure I know any that involve dressing up like a pirate.

Rochard · 03-31-2010, 08:54 AM

the other day I was at the dollar store and bought these cheesy little home alarms. Basically you attach a wire to door or something, and on the other end is this little box that emits an alarm when it's triggered. I can't imagine anyone ever using these, but I bought four of them just for kicks and wired up the bathroom to surprise my wife. 5am in the morning, she's getting ready, and these little alarms are going off left and right... .She had no idea what was going on!

sperbonzo · 03-31-2010, 09:00 AM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tFH3W...eature=related

Some practical jokes don't work out so well for Bill Murray.....

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bbobby86 · 03-31-2010, 09:15 AM

remember remember now... mmmmmm....

seeandsee · 03-31-2010, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

What's the best joke you played on someone for April Fools?

i see dead people

TurboAngel · 03-31-2010, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Piratical joke or practical, not sure I know any that involve dressing up like a pirate.

No pirates that's for Halloween.

Waddymelon · 03-31-2010, 10:36 AM

Baby powder in the blowdryer is the best practical joke ever.

TurboAngel · 03-31-2010, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

the other day I was at the dollar store and bought these cheesy little home alarms. Basically you attach a wire to door or something, and on the other end is this little box that emits an alarm when it's triggered. I can't imagine anyone ever using these, but I bought four of them just for kicks and wired up the bathroom to surprise my wife. 5am in the morning, she's getting ready, and these little alarms are going off left and right... .She had no idea what was going on!

Let us know how that goes, sounds like a good one.

Naechy · 03-31-2010, 02:14 PM

i always forgot that day

PurrrsianPussyKat · 03-31-2010, 03:53 PM

My mother in law showed up out of the blue with ice cream.. she claimed she had been at the store and their freezers were broken and they were selling it for 50 cents a carton. She had like 20 quarts of ice cream. She just kept carrying it in. We were like wtf? What are we going to do with all this??

Thing was.. only 1 was really ice cream. The rest were empty cartons she saved and filled with dirt. lol She's so silly.

$5 submissions · 03-31-2010, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

what's a piratical joke? involve pirates?

Butt piracy?

USS Clownpenis · 03-31-2010, 03:57 PM

Card some sales and if the program catches you - say it was a joke. Maybe they will let it slide

kane · 03-31-2010, 04:44 PM

My best was a couple of years ago - sorry it is kind of a long story.

Some friends of mine had a burst pipe in their house and it did a lot of water damage to their kitchen and living room. It took about 4 months to finally get everything fixed. The last things to get fixed were the kitchen floor and the island in the kitchen. They had to replace the island which meant they had to put in new counter tops for the whole kitchen. My buddy and his wife had picked out some really nice counter tops. I called the contractor who was doing the job (he is another friend we have all known for a while) and we came up with a plan. The contractor calls my buddy on March 31st and tells him that they have had a cancellation so he has been bumped up and they will be out tomorrow to install the counter top. My buddy and his wife both work and will be gone, but the contractor has a key. After they leave for work the contractor friend and I rush in and install our "custom" counter tops. They were made of shitty particle board and painted bright pink and purple. They were nasty, bright and disgusting looking and were covered with Hello Kitty and Hannah Montana stickers and pictures.

Getting all this stuff fixed and dealing with the insurance company had been hell. Many things had been done wrong and they were getting jerked around a lot until they finally brought in our contractor friend to take over the job. So my buddy's wife comes home and flips out. Seeing these counter top is the final straw. She calls the insurance company and leaves them a very nasty message then calls the contractor to ask WTF he is thinking and wondering why he didn't call them when he saw how godawful this whole thing was. She calls the counter top maker and leaves them a vicious message. My buddy comes home and he isn't happy. They call several people and can't find anyone to give them answers. Finally, I have my brother's wife call them acting like she is a rep for the company that built the counter top. They give her an earful and she tells them, "We called to get the specifics of the counter top and talked to Emily. Emily gave us all of the specs and told us what you wanted them to look like." Emily is their 6 year old daughter who loves Hello Kitty and Hannah Montana. (BTW she loved the counter tops

) so now they think that they just spent four grand on counter tops that look like hell and that the counter top builder took the order from their 6 year old. I call and go over to see this "tragedy " that has occurred and eventually I say, "Check this out. You say you got bumped up on the schedule?" They say, "Yeah." I point to the calender and show them what day it was. They both fell on the floor laughing.

The best part was that they had to call the actual counter top manufacturer and their insurance company back and leave another message to apologize from ripping them a new ass earlier

mmcfadden · 03-31-2010, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

What's the best joke you played on someone for April Fools?

Fuck a good friend of your spouse or gf/bf. Then just say april fooling ya

CunningStunt · 03-31-2010, 06:53 PM

I told my wife this morning I wanted a divorce. Backfired, she wants one too.

mmcfadden · 03-31-2010, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt

I told my wife this morning I wanted a divorce. Backfired, she wants one too.

see post above

TurboAngel · 03-31-2010, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by USS Clownpenis

Card some sales and if the program catches you - say it was a joke. Maybe they will let it slide

Look that asshole has been band form here you know why? HE FUCKING LIED!

fatfoo · 03-31-2010, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sabby

My youngest son has this annoying one that involves putting a bucket of water on top of the door.

It always gets played on me...

Sabby

That is a funny one.

USS Clownpenis · 04-01-2010, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

Look that asshole has been band form here you know why? HE FUCKING LIED!

Who? Turboface?

TurboAngel · 04-01-2010, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by USS Clownpenis

Who? Turboface?

K-man.....

TurboAngel · 04-01-2010, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by kane

My best was a couple of years ago - sorry it is kind of a long story.

Some friends of mine had a burst pipe in their house and it did a lot of water damage to their kitchen and living room. It took about 4 months to finally get everything fixed. The last things to get fixed were the kitchen floor and the island in the kitchen. They had to replace the island which meant they had to put in new counter tops for the whole kitchen. My buddy and his wife had picked out some really nice counter tops. I called the contractor who was doing the job (he is another friend we have all known for a while) and we came up with a plan. The contractor calls my buddy on March 31st and tells him that they have had a cancellation so he has been bumped up and they will be out tomorrow to install the counter top. My buddy and his wife both work and will be gone, but the contractor has a key. After they leave for work the contractor friend and I rush in and install our "custom" counter tops. They were made of shitty particle board and painted bright pink and purple. They were nasty, bright and disgusting looking and were covered with Hello Kitty and Hannah Montana stickers and pictures.

Getting all this stuff fixed and dealing with the insurance company had been hell. Many things had been done wrong and they were getting jerked around a lot until they finally brought in our contractor friend to take over the job. So my buddy's wife comes home and flips out. Seeing these counter top is the final straw. She calls the insurance company and leaves them a very nasty message then calls the contractor to ask WTF he is thinking and wondering why he didn't call them when he saw how godawful this whole thing was. She calls the counter top maker and leaves them a vicious message. My buddy comes home and he isn't happy. They call several people and can't find anyone to give them answers. Finally, I have my brother's wife call them acting like she is a rep for the company that built the counter top. They give her an earful and she tells them, "We called to get the specifics of the counter top and talked to Emily. Emily gave us all of the specs and told us what you wanted them to look like." Emily is their 6 year old daughter who loves Hello Kitty and Hannah Montana. (BTW she loved the counter tops

) so now they think that they just spent four grand on counter tops that look like hell and that the counter top builder took the order from their 6 year old. I call and go over to see this "tragedy " that has occurred and eventually I say, "Check this out. You say you got bumped up on the schedule?" They say, "Yeah." I point to the calender and show them what day it was. They both fell on the floor laughing.

The best part was that they had to call the actual counter top manufacturer and their insurance company back and leave another message to apologize from ripping them a new ass earlier

That's a good one.

Tom_PM · 04-01-2010, 09:40 AM

Once, we whittled the captains wooden leg into the shape of a penis while he was sleeping

CaptainHowdy · 04-01-2010, 10:34 AM

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Doctor Feelgood · 04-01-2010, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

What's the best joke you played on someone for April Fools?

last year i told everybody that Ted Kennedy died. and then he did.
This year its Willie Nelson

TurboAngel · 04-01-2010, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Once, we whittled the captains wooden leg into the shape of a penis while he was sleeping

LMAO!

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 73,730	the other day I was at the dollar store and bought these cheesy little home alarms. Basically you attach a wire to door or something, and on the other end is this little box that emits an alarm when it's triggered. I can't imagine anyone ever using these, but I bought four of them just for kicks and wired up the bathroom to surprise my wife. 5am in the morning, she's getting ready, and these little alarms are going off left and right... .She had no idea what was going on! __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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Waddymelon So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: The Whitehouse Posts: 17,349	Baby powder in the blowdryer is the best practical joke ever.

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USS Clownpenis So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: FL Posts: 132	Card some sales and if the program catches you - say it was a joke. Maybe they will let it slide

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kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	My best was a couple of years ago - sorry it is kind of a long story. Some friends of mine had a burst pipe in their house and it did a lot of water damage to their kitchen and living room. It took about 4 months to finally get everything fixed. The last things to get fixed were the kitchen floor and the island in the kitchen. They had to replace the island which meant they had to put in new counter tops for the whole kitchen. My buddy and his wife had picked out some really nice counter tops. I called the contractor who was doing the job (he is another friend we have all known for a while) and we came up with a plan. The contractor calls my buddy on March 31st and tells him that they have had a cancellation so he has been bumped up and they will be out tomorrow to install the counter top. My buddy and his wife both work and will be gone, but the contractor has a key. After they leave for work the contractor friend and I rush in and install our "custom" counter tops. They were made of shitty particle board and painted bright pink and purple. They were nasty, bright and disgusting looking and were covered with Hello Kitty and Hannah Montana stickers and pictures. Getting all this stuff fixed and dealing with the insurance company had been hell. Many things had been done wrong and they were getting jerked around a lot until they finally brought in our contractor friend to take over the job. So my buddy's wife comes home and flips out. Seeing these counter top is the final straw. She calls the insurance company and leaves them a very nasty message then calls the contractor to ask WTF he is thinking and wondering why he didn't call them when he saw how godawful this whole thing was. She calls the counter top maker and leaves them a vicious message. My buddy comes home and he isn't happy. They call several people and can't find anyone to give them answers. Finally, I have my brother's wife call them acting like she is a rep for the company that built the counter top. They give her an earful and she tells them, "We called to get the specifics of the counter top and talked to Emily. Emily gave us all of the specs and told us what you wanted them to look like." Emily is their 6 year old daughter who loves Hello Kitty and Hannah Montana. (BTW she loved the counter tops ) so now they think that they just spent four grand on counter tops that look like hell and that the counter top builder took the order from their 6 year old. I call and go over to see this "tragedy " that has occurred and eventually I say, "Check this out. You say you got bumped up on the schedule?" They say, "Yeah." I point to the calender and show them what day it was. They both fell on the floor laughing. The best part was that they had to call the actual counter top manufacturer and their insurance company back and leave another message to apologize from ripping them a new ass earlier

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