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04-12-2010, 12:41 AM | #1 |
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I'm starting to get jaded by this internet bullshit...
Every day, day in and day out, all I deal with is fucking morons. Most of the users on the forums, fucking idiots. All of the people who buy the garbage products we promote, 100% fucking god damned certified fucking idiots.
This whole job entails digging into the mind of the consumer, picking over stats, analyzing data. All this data points to one solid undeniable fact. That the majority of the population is absolutely fucking retarded. I thought it was rough when I started gaining an understanding of people's perversions promoting adult. Running the numbers, seeing what terms got the most searches. Seeing exactly what people were searching for online, and in what capacities. I thought I could escape this mind-melting catastrophe that is the adult industry when I started getting into mainstream promotions. Fuck me, the perversion you see in adult promo is mild. My primary mainstream income is in weightloss and beauty related products. Which when I began understanding more, almost, maybe even exceeds the disgust I found in adult. Maybe I'm having some difficulty expressing the feeling I am having right now because I am stoned as shit, but this whole 'feeling' has been creeping up on me more and more. Like the only thing aside from money that I've taken away from the whole internet marketing world , is a distinct hatred for people in general. I dunno, this is a rambling post, but does anyone even relate a little to it? I'm disgusted by both my own business, the business I promote, and the consumer. If this business has done anything to me, it seems like it seems as though the primary effect it has had, is that I have lost all faith in humanity. Sometimes I feel like I'd be further off in life digging ditches for a living, being oblivious to everything.... Man I can't stand people, you're all fucking garbage. |
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this shit is a waste of life i agree. or it may be just the weather.
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are you guys hackers????
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Even though you're apparently jewish and I'm anti zionist we can still come together and agree on this subject. Although if you are jewish then you already know that the gentiles are subhuman.
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please keep your anti-semitism out of this thread and please return to the op's general misanthropy. |
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04-12-2010, 01:10 AM | #9 |
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And I feel, so much depends on the weather
So is it raining in your bedroom? And I see, that these are the eyes of disarray Would you even care?
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It's like, I know that half the shit I promote is nothing but snake oil worthless garbage, that isn't half what it claims to be. Doesn't deliver anything near what is claimed to deliver. I know that the people who singup's credit cards are going to get banged up the ass. The sponsors are fucking the affiliates. The affiliates are fucking the surfer via the sponsors. Affiliates are getting fucking by freelances and outsourcers. Outsources and freelancers are getting fucked by affiliates. It's all a giant who can fuck who first game, and at the end of the line are the poor idiots getting fucked the hardest. I guess all I'm trying to say, is pulling the trigger and fucking that idiot up the ass over and over again has left me jaded. In essence I could say my job "Is to fuck idiots over...." |
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same out there in the "real world" although sometimes more slower and not as obvious.
sure amazon can deliver a rare book in two days but at the same speed the internet can show you the douchebag reality of the human condition. Quote:
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For one thing I love stereotypes cause most of them are true. Weather you're white black jewish whatever, stop being so sensitive. As far as equating anti-zionist with anti-jew... obviously you have no idea what you're talking about. ;). I actually agree with what angry jew cat is saying 100%.
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you are child's play to me mike. stfu.
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Ok whatever thats supposed to mean lol
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04-12-2010, 02:07 AM | #15 |
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Flowers for Algernon
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04-12-2010, 02:25 AM | #16 |
Now with more Jayne
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Whenever I get like that I think back to what it was like to commute on the train into the city every day.
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04-12-2010, 02:28 AM | #17 |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flowers_for_Algernon
"touches upon many different ethical and moral themes such as the treatment of the mentally disabled." ya, something like that |
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I do sometime get philosophical when I am drunk & high. I used to feel guilty about having sexy with chicks, when I knew I was never gonna call them or go out with them again, then I found out half of them are already either married or in a relationship and still fucking around. So why was I feeling bad.
Same goes to internet marketing. I have marketed anything from penis pills to stupid phone jacks I know that never worked. But still keeps bringing money. I became an affiliate marketer when the company I worked for, drop me off like a hooker once they found cheap work force. I started selling all kinds of stuff on ebay (this was in 2002 ) so I could pay my rent and student loans. But I got my ass handed to me, Charge backs and all kind of ebay frauds... consumers are not innocent as they claim to be, all these mfuckers are fucking crooks. When I stated to accept the world for what it is, one fucking big gangbanging giant pile of shit, I made more money, because I made sure I wasn't going to play nice anymore. But I still get screwed time to time, but I try not to let these things get to me. But I agree, it does make you wonder, specially when you light up that pinnaple express ...
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I can empathize but I definitely suggest including some sort of outdoor activity in your daily routine. Will take the edge off.
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04-12-2010, 05:20 AM | #21 |
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04-12-2010, 05:24 AM | #22 |
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The problem IS mainstream...99 percent of the shit people are selling in mainstream is bullshit!
Porn is far more honest, you sell something to someone looking for something and you deliver it. If you're selling midget porn you deliver midget porn etc. Yes you still have to deal with idiots along the way, but its far better than the constant wall of crapitude inherent in mainstream.
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04-12-2010, 05:42 AM | #23 |
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Jewish people tend to complain this much...
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04-12-2010, 05:43 AM | #24 |
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I've always thought that too ... The surfer knows what he is getting, pays $30 or whatever and gets to watch what was promised. Cancels when he's done and that's it.
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04-12-2010, 05:52 AM | #25 |
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You sound a bit like I feel whenever I go anywhere near one of those nine mile long landing pages full of utter bullshit testimonials and ridiculous claims about product abilities.
I just end up thinking if you are stupid enough to buy this then it serves you right if ThinInAWeek Syrup makes the entire contents of your torso fall out of your arse or DoubleYourCockSize Lotion makes your cock sting like you've dipped it in acid. My moron exposure level seems to be pretty high at the moment and as a result I end up not only having no sympathy with genuine idiots but can end up being a bit callous over anybodies misfortune if it even remotely looks like they may have brought their problems on themself. |
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I've always slept soundly at night because of one thing; placebo.
If people think they're going to join a dating and find love they might push that little bit harder in the real world. If someone buys weight loss pills they might think they've lost weight and suddenly start to love the body they're in. If someone wants to join a porn site and thinks the orgasm he feels is pleasure then so be it - we're all human, we're all in it for ourselves. Adult entertainment is great, at least you know the shit you're selling is having a chemically induced, tangible feeling of pleasure. |
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Go buy a shovel and dig for 5 minutes and you will change your tune in a hurry. ;)
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It's not mainstream shit products... its people in general are assholes. So true, mainstream brings out way bigger assholes then in adult. When somebody wants to cancel a subscription or is having a problem in adult I can cordial emails stating whatever the problem is.
Mainstream... I get emails like this... "please remove my information from your web site this service was free and is free from our engineering so with all due respect go fuck your selfs" "You guys are unbelievable, you are really charging for this service? wow..... I am done using your website, i have designed my own program in VB .NET. Good luck getting customers." "It's bullshit that you don't mention that you have to pay after you register in order to see the details. Make it more clear and remove me from any bullshit mailing list you put me on. thanks." ... and so on, and so on. This is from a site that engineers loved when it was free. All assholes... all so called professionals in engineering. They send from their company email as well |
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The conclusions are the same regardless of the 'industry'.
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My favorite is how people cancel memberships by issuing charge backs...
They forgot they had a SUBSCRIPTION and didn't cancel it so it's apparently the company's fault that they were billed again even though they digitally signed a contract to be billed again... Personal responsibility is a thing of the past!
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The issue isn't that I can't find a way to make money or a product that sells. Or a method that works. I am doing both. The issue is that while I'm watching the leads roll in, I can't help but think. These people, each and every one of them, is a fucking retard. A year or two ago it reached a point where I just didn't give a fuck any more and I began finding it entertaining how weak-minded and easily lead into these traps the population is when it comes to marketing. I like the money and the fact that I'm unbound by schedules in my work, I'm not so much liking the picture of people in general that my job has painted for me in my mind. The internet openly exposes mankind for exactly what it is, and when day in and day out your job consists of sifting through numbers and data looking for the 'weak spots' so to speak, I don't understand how you can not turn into a slightly negative fuck. If you were to ask me how I felt about people, the first thing that I think of is all the god damned idiots and how easily they're walked all over. Then I realize, that my job is doing that walking over, ignoring any moral hangups that maybe get in the way of it, and doing so all for money so I can buy a bunch of overpriced shit I don't really too. Oh us people, we make me shake my head... |
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I've accepted long ago 90% of people are complete idiots. Go out in public. Go to a comedy show - go to a venue where you interact with other "general population" folks. Everything they say is stupid. Uneducated ignorant fuck heads ... the entire lot.
I was jaded for about 4 years over this. You can probably tell this by reading my stuff on GFY over the years. What I have recently realized is it just doesn't matter. I won't ever save the whales, I won't ever make green technology mainstream, I won't ever cure a disease, and no one else will either. This sad realization has brought me inner peace knowing I have 40... maybe at the MOST 70 years on the planet left and instead of worrying about everyone else I am going to just try to be as happy as I can within my frame work and enjoy MY life. Even if people in public try to bring me down (idiots in bars being aggressive, loud fat blacks at disneyland pushing into lines etc) I will just ignore it and realize their lives are just as meaningless as mine - they are just going to die faster due to stress and being fat idiots. This is a poorly constructed and thought out rant. Cliffnotes: I truly no longer care what others do or how stupid they are, I just want to live a long happy healthy life. |
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I guess I know how you feel,
The problem is most of the industries basically run on bullshit The general trend is to create and exploit as much idiocy as possible, it doesn't matter where or what business you're in, we're basically living in the age of globalized idiocy, cliches, fake promises, fake reality and informational chaos. People scamming other people, companies scamming other companies, countries scamming other countries, banks scamming everybody. And if you find yourself a way to conduct business the right way - which means say a responsible, hand shake approach, proper products and proper relationships, you better hold on tight - cause you're still going to compete with pushers selling crap in devastating volumes. It's not that hard to figure out that you can't get ripped in 4 weeks, that there's no SEO billionaire shortcut bullshit or that your cock won't save the world's peace. Unfortunately, the evolution stopped a long time ago, we've came a long way from illiterate creatures with no manners to illiterate creatures with no manners. The living conditions are ridiculously good these days, which in general enforces comfortable dumbness and impotent narcissism, instead of living the real deal. Exciting times
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some people lose so much time writing here.. hours and hours per day...
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What OP said reminds me of the movie Idiocracy... as older and wiser I get, it becomes clearer that we are headed to the world like shown in Idiocracy...
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I cant believe it Maya. We agree on something again!
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I must say, this post got me a lil verklempt!
You must have developed shpilkis in your genechtagazoink. *sips his coffee* talk amongst yourselves, I'll give you a topic. Did Truman drop the bomb on the Japanese to end the war or to scare the hell out of the Russians? Discuss.
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we're already there
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