Man almost had penis amputated after 27 hour erection - GoFuckYourself.com

ProG · 05-28-2010, 02:08 PM

Be careful taking those little blue diamonds Juciy....

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A man tried to escape from a hospital in the Dominican Republic where he had been hospitalized for priapism, a condition characterized by a prolonged and painful erection not associated with sexual desire after learning that doctors planned to amputate his penis because he may have gangrene

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CyberHustler · 05-28-2010, 02:10 PM

I'd probably run too...

Robbie · 05-28-2010, 02:14 PM

In related news:

Man dies from gangrene poisoning after it spread from his penis to the rest of his body.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 05-28-2010, 02:16 PM

Oh no, Another Die Hard Movie.

ProG · 05-28-2010, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

In related news:

Man dies from gangrene poisoning after it spread from his penis to the rest of his body.

I mean... I would probably welcome death over penile amputation ;)

beerptrol · 05-28-2010, 02:17 PM

It probably fell off as he ran. The trail of flies following him must have been thick

CarlosTheGaucho · 05-28-2010, 02:35 PM

Rodríguez Taveras said he warned his wife not to sign the document authorizing the operation because ?I could not live without my penis.?

LoveSandra · 05-28-2010, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Oh no, Another Die Hard Movie.

omg

Roby · 05-28-2010, 03:41 PM

sad movie !

ProG · 05-28-2010, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Oh no, Another Die Hard Movie.

TrainWreckContent · 05-28-2010, 11:02 PM

id fucking run too

martinsc · 05-29-2010, 01:34 AM

CarlosTheGaucho · 05-29-2010, 01:48 AM

Juicy hasn't been online for 48 hours now.. I'm worried

I'll better call NYPD to look for an extremely good looking man with a permanent boner

herbalot · 05-29-2010, 02:50 AM

Hahahahahahaha, oh fuck.

SpicyM · 05-29-2010, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

Rodríguez Taveras said he warned his wife not to sign the document authorizing the operation because ?I could not live without my penis.?

interesting that she actually could

ottopottomouse · 05-29-2010, 03:41 AM

A 27 hour erection has got to hurt.

seeandsee · 05-29-2010, 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by ProG

Be careful taking those little blue diamonds Juciy....

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Poor man

he need new cock now

$5 submissions · 05-29-2010, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Oh no, Another Die Hard Movie.

Funniest response so far

Cyber Fucker · 05-29-2010, 09:53 AM

lmfao!

L-Pink · 05-29-2010, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Oh no, Another Die Hard Movie.

No that is a great line

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CaptainHowdy · 05-29-2010, 10:07 AM

Mine is going to be amputated for lack of use...

David! · 05-29-2010, 10:54 AM

This story begs the question: "Would you consider amputating your penis if it was the only way to save your life?"

bbobby86 · 05-29-2010, 11:43 AM

xixiii... 27 hour...

OMG...

ProG · 05-29-2010, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MCO_David

This story begs the question: "Would you consider amputating your penis if it was the only way to save your life?"

Negative, pull the plug doc.

amvcdotcom · 05-29-2010, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Oh no, Another Die Hard Movie.

Juicy D. Links · 05-29-2010, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

Juicy hasn't been online for 48 hours now.. I'm worried

I'll better call NYPD to look for an extremely good looking man with a permanent boner

tiger · 05-29-2010, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

Rodríguez Taveras said he warned his wife not to sign the document authorizing the operation because ?I could not live without my penis.?

OMG that is too funny.

closer · 05-29-2010, 04:41 PM

I don't understand the gangrene part ... if your penis is in erection, then the blood flow is working top notch no?

dav3 · 05-29-2010, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by closer

I don't understand the gangrene part ... if your penis is in erection, then the blood flow is working top notch no?

Erection pills are actually like little tampons. The pill travels directly to the penis area then a proximity sensor detects that the pill is in the correct location. This triggers fluid to be sucked in through the pill walls and forces the tampon-like device to inflate, producing an erection. Unfortunately, some of the pills have faulty drain valves. When this happens, pecker amputation is inevitable.

Jim_Gunn · 05-29-2010, 05:04 PM

Did you guys read the end of the article? It turns out that the guy was correct to run. His erection eventually subsided and he lived. So the first doctors who wanted to amputate were wrong. The wording is a little awkward but that's what I get out of this.

"Rodríguez Taveras said he warned his wife not to sign the document authorizing the operation because “I could not live without my penis. He argued that the erection began to subside gradually after treatment provided by an urologist at another hospital, who defined it as a good doctor and a “very human.” Finally, the situation returned to normal and can continue with his sex life, but probably will not attempt again to take as many stimulants."

CarlosTheGaucho · 05-30-2010, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Oh no, Another Die Hard Movie.

Raf1 · 05-31-2010, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn

Did you guys read the end of the article? It turns out that the guy was correct to run. His erection eventually subsided and he lived. So the first doctors who wanted to amputate were wrong. The wording is a little awkward but that's what I get out of this.

"Rodríguez Taveras said he warned his wife not to sign the document authorizing the operation because ?I could not live without my penis. He argued that the erection began to subside gradually after treatment provided by an urologist at another hospital, who defined it as a good doctor and a ?very human.? Finally, the situation returned to normal and can continue with his sex life, but probably will not attempt again to take as many stimulants."

I'm guessing most men would have ran from there. There is no way I would let my dick get chopped off

Riffhard · 05-31-2010, 08:52 AM

There was a guy on Ripley's who replaced his penis with his middle finger due to penile cancer. He was able to get an erection with it and even ejaculate. Thought it was a cool story.

Naechy · 05-31-2010, 09:14 AM

only 27 h, what is that!?

CarlosTheGaucho · 05-31-2010, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM

interesting that she actually could

$5 submissions · 06-01-2010, 02:20 AM

Talk about a raging boner. Just goes to show you--too much of a good thing can be a very bad thing. Priapism is no joke.

06-01-2010, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Oh no, Another Die Hard Movie.

LMAO!!

Brilliant reply!

Semi-Retired-Dave · 06-01-2010, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Altwebdesign

LMAO!!

Brilliant reply!

Thanks, it was the first thing that POPPED UP!

CarlosTheGaucho · 06-01-2010, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Thanks, it was the first thing that POPPED UP!

Kenny B! · 06-01-2010, 08:54 AM

Good idea to get a second opinion on something like that

DonovanTrent · 06-01-2010, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

Rodríguez Taveras said he warned his wife not to sign the document authorizing the operation because ?I could not live without my penis.?

Gangrenous penises... can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

slavdogg · 06-01-2010, 05:28 PM

Rodríguez of the Dominican Republic .

Omar, is that you ?

ProG · 06-02-2010, 04:10 PM

bump for an important life lesson

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