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brassmonkey · 06-25-2010, 07:03 AM

On Tuesday morning, a man in Covington, Georgia, got a phone call from a neighbor, telling him to go outside and check on his horses. And when the man got outside, he understood why.

?A 37-year-old guy named Byron Jordan was in his horse corral . . . and sampling the carnal delights of three horses.

?According to neighbors who witnessed everything go down, Byron showed up wearing nothing but extremely dirty pajama bottoms, opened the front flap, got behind a horse, and had sex with it.

?When he was done with that horse he moved on to a second horse. And when he was done with THAT horse, he went into the corral to have bestial relations with a THIRD horse. Finally, that?s when a neighbor called the owner.

?The horses? owner had to WRESTLE Byron off of his third horse and restrain him until the police got there.

?Byron was arrested and charged with bestiality. If he?s convicted he could get between one and five years of house arrest.

Naechy · 06-25-2010, 07:16 AM

ou, i don`t want to see this

fatfoo · 06-25-2010, 08:44 AM

1 - 5 years of house arrest for bestiality.
I think he does not have a stable inside his house.

tonyparra · 06-25-2010, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

1 - 5 years of house arrest for bestiality.
I think he does not have a stable inside his house.

thats the funniest shit you have said in a while

DudeRick · 06-25-2010, 09:05 AM

Why did they wait till he was on the third horse to call the owner?

IllTestYourGirls · 06-25-2010, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by DudeRick

Why did they wait till he was on the third horse to call the owner?

He was too busy filming it?

Amputate Your Head · 06-25-2010, 09:13 AM

Bad Ass Prisoner #1: "Boy, bend over...."

Our Boy Here: "Ease up Jethro. I fucked three horses. I think we know who will be doing the bending over."

brassmonkey · 06-25-2010, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls

He was too busy filming it?

omg i was thinking the same thing dude will get some major paper!

tranza · 06-25-2010, 10:06 AM

Lol, that's fucked up...

2MuchMark · 06-25-2010, 10:09 AM

Where's the affiliate program?

DVTimes · 06-25-2010, 10:10 AM

he may have the same problem as me that i am swung like a horse.

mabe if your as big as me only a horse can take such a huge dong.

camperjohn64 · 06-25-2010, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by DudeRick

Why did they wait till he was on the third horse to call the owner?

They were videoing it and charging $29.95 a month to join - with 1 pre-checked cross sale.

John-ACWM · 06-25-2010, 11:31 AM

Black Beauty is sad.

brassmonkey · 06-25-2010, 12:18 PM

he went raw in a horse

Serial Pervert · 06-25-2010, 01:11 PM

i really don't wanna see that.

La_Sexorcist · 06-25-2010, 01:21 PM

If I had horses, I would definitely shoot anyone I caught fucking them. I think that should be within my rights?

JenniDahling · 06-25-2010, 01:27 PM

How do you respond to that if you were in jail and you happen to meet this guy and ask him what he's in for?!

JenniDahling · 06-25-2010, 01:29 PM

doh. double post

PenisFace · 06-25-2010, 01:37 PM

Don Cheadle sure is letting himself go.

Anyone else look at that guy and initially think it was Don Cheadle?

sortie · 06-25-2010, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by DudeRick

Why did they wait till he was on the third horse to call the owner?

Because it's probably not true; but great to add when you catch a theif/prowler.

O MARINA · 06-25-2010, 01:57 PM

disgusting

u-Bob · 06-25-2010, 01:59 PM

thnx to the interwebs that doesn't surprise me anymore....

brassmonkey · 06-25-2010, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by PenisFace

Don Cheadle sure is letting himself go.

Anyone else look at that guy and initially think it was Don Cheadle?

racist muther luver

BigDeanEvans · 06-25-2010, 03:05 PM

Is that bruno beast? lol

cherrylula · 06-25-2010, 03:09 PM

he would have made a zillion bucks an hour on myfreecams!

scarlettcontent · 06-25-2010, 03:20 PM

this guy is mentaly un - stable

DaddyHalbucks · 06-25-2010, 03:21 PM

That boy must have some heavy duty equipment!

brassmonkey · 06-25-2010, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by scarlettcontent

this guy is mentaly un - stable

he likes horse pussy or assholes in that case hes trying to turn them gay.

u-Bob · 06-28-2010, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scarlettcontent

this guy is mentaly un - stable

omg

Cyber Fucker · 06-28-2010, 07:00 PM

I doubt he was having sex with any of those horses, probably some neighbors ding-dong and after that they bullshitted stupid police officers who believed their 3 horse orgy story.

$5 submissions · 06-28-2010, 08:35 PM

Lucky for him the horse didn't kick him. Horse kick = high % of DEATH

directfiesta · 06-28-2010, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by JenniDahling

How do you respond to that if you were in jail and you happen to meet this guy and ask him what he's in for?!

Horsing around ...

Loch · 06-28-2010, 10:32 PM

maybe they were sexy horses?

Davy · 06-28-2010, 11:19 PM

Did he wear a rubber?

$5 submissions · 06-28-2010, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula

he would have made a zillion bucks an hour on myfreecams!

I can see the convo going down like this:

Alright, I'm getting ready to go and get me some of that juicy thick HORSE ASS MEAT. Before I do, I need to see some TIPS! Get going, peepz!

Chosen · 06-29-2010, 12:43 AM

He must have been desperate...

NickB. · 06-29-2010, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

1 - 5 years of house arrest for bestiality.
I think he does not have a stable inside his house.

Cracked me up as well

ArsewithClass · 06-29-2010, 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by tonyparra

thats the funniest shit you have said in a while

Agreed!

Its the part about the owner wrestling the defendant off his third horse

Nasty but nice, Thanks brassmonkey

brassmonkey · 06-29-2010, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Davy

Did he wear a rubber?

i said raw playa

fris · 06-29-2010, 05:54 AM

upload to zootube365!

Phoenix · 06-29-2010, 06:03 AM

what no video?

L-Pink · 06-29-2010, 06:43 AM

Anal sex?

Kenny B! · 06-29-2010, 06:48 AM

I wonder how many times he did this and didn't get caught.

Zuzana Designs · 06-29-2010, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DudeRick

Why did they wait till he was on the third horse to call the owner?

LOL, that is pretty funny.

Raf1 · 06-29-2010, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenny B!

I wonder how many times he did this and didn't get caught.

not something all that interesting...

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