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Amputate Your Head · 06-29-2010, 07:28 AM

From the Land of Palin comes this:

Make mine a meat-flavored vodka, please - Jun 2010
WASILLA, Alaska ? Prepare your palate for carnivorous cocktails.

The Alaska Distillery in Wasilla just recently launched its Smoked Salmon Flavored Vodka, about a year after the Seattle-based Black Rock Spirits introduced a bacon-flavored vodka. "I think there was some madness and some drunkenness involved, honestly," said Toby Foster, an Alaska Distillery partner and the one charged with coming up with new flavors with Alaska themes. Once the fish is smoked, the skin is removed and employees masticate the fillets. The chunks are placed into a large vat, where highly concentrated ethanol is mixed in. From that stew is pulled the flavor, rich color and essence of the salmon.

Foster and Scotti MacDonald, another partner, said the current formula took 48 tries, and some of the first 47 attempts were downright disgusting. "Definitely the first few times we had our heave bucket close by," MacDonald said. "It was pretty bad, and you know, greasy."

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Not even in the wildest of my drinking days would I have considered fish flavored vodka.

TurboAngel · 06-29-2010, 07:29 AM

That sounds nasty.

ShellyCrash · 06-29-2010, 07:31 AM

WOW. Bad Idea Jeans.

Serial Pervert · 06-29-2010, 07:33 AM

i don't think it tastes good..

ottopottomouse · 06-29-2010, 07:33 AM

The thought is disgusting but some odd combinations turn out nice so maybe it actually works.

TeenCat · 06-29-2010, 07:33 AM

they dont know how to get that smell out of their pipes so they say its new drink

Dirty Lord · 06-29-2010, 07:33 AM

yummy...i think

IllTestYourGirls · 06-29-2010, 07:35 AM

Maybe it is good for cooking?

brassmonkey · 06-29-2010, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel

That sounds nasty.

not if you eat pussy

Amputate Your Head · 06-29-2010, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls

Maybe it is good for cooking?

They were suggesting in Bloody Marys.... but even that doesn't sound very appealing. Most people like Bloody Marys when they're hungover. Can't imagine adding a fish smell to that when you're already in bad shape...

sperbonzo · 06-29-2010, 07:38 AM

I guess the subtitle should have actually read:

From the land of Starbucks comes this:

Since it was a Seattle based company that did it first.....

.

Amputate Your Head · 06-29-2010, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

I guess the subtitle should have actually read:

From the land of Starbucks comes this:

Since it was a Seattle based company that did it first.....

.

The Seattle company made Bacon vodka. These guys made the first Salmon vodka.

Amputate Your Head · 06-29-2010, 07:41 AM

Does this kind of stuff really have a future beyond being just a novelty though? Should I start working on my own Pork vodka or Chicken vodka here?

CaptainHowdy · 06-29-2010, 07:41 AM

I tought this thread was about some new gay slang word...

TeenCat · 06-29-2010, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Chicken vodka

Amputate Your Head · 06-29-2010, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I tought this thread was about some new gay slang word...

No, but it's ironic you should mention that.... I've come up with my own new slang word.

Here's how this works. Since obviously I'm the most pimpin' mofo there ever was, I guess you could say I'm a pimp's pimp. And so, Pimp + Amp = Pamp. I be 'pampin' bitches. And all my homies are my 'pampers'. You may refer to me as either 'Mr. White Sexual Chocolate', or 'Daddy Cash Money Grand Masta A to the M to the P.

Word to ya mutha.

pornguy · 06-29-2010, 08:02 AM

Would probably go well with a salmon dinner.

ShellyCrash · 06-29-2010, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Does this kind of stuff really have a future beyond being just a novelty though? Should I start working on my own Pork vodka or Chicken vodka here?

One shot chicken vodka and float maple whiskey on top- call it the chicken & waffles and you will sell that shit.

I'm a sucker for novelties. I'd try it at least once.

Amputate Your Head · 06-29-2010, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

One shot chicken vodka and float maple whiskey on top- call it the chicken & waffles and you will sell that shit.

I'm a sucker for novelties. I'd try it at least once.

I think you're on to something there... if even a portion of the drinkers and bars and such try it out at least once... that's still a ton of money.

fuzebox · 06-29-2010, 08:58 AM

I am personally going to seek these two bottles out to try them.

See?

brassmonkey · 06-29-2010, 09:00 AM

too bad i dont drink anymore.

Amputate Your Head · 06-29-2010, 09:00 AM

Okay, Shelly convinced me. I'll try to infuse some vodka with chicken this weekend. Any other meats I should try? Pastrami maybe?

Raf1 · 06-29-2010, 09:14 AM

that sounds like something I'd avoid

Amputate Your Head · 06-29-2010, 09:18 AM

I could try a Spam Vodka for the Hawaiian folks... they love their Spam.

Babaganoosh · 06-29-2010, 09:19 AM

If they ever make Spam vodka you can count me in.

ShellyCrash · 06-29-2010, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Okay, Shelly convinced me. I'll try to infuse some vodka with chicken this weekend. Any other meats I should try? Pastrami maybe?

Don't forget to credit me for inventing the drink ;)

Amputate Your Head · 06-29-2010, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

Don't forget to credit me for inventing the drink ;)

If it works and isn't completely horrible, we'll call it 'Shelly's Hard Chicken & Waffles'

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