Police Find 54 Bags of Heroin and Loose Change in Woman's Vajayjay... - GoFuckYourself.com

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-25-2011, 12:32 PM

Stash and Cash Found in Gash After Crash (well, that's what the headline would have said if I wrote it)...

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(CBS/AP) SCRANTON, Pa. - Police in Scranton say they found over 50 bags of heroin, cash and loose change in a woman's vagina during a cavity search.

Karin Mackaliunas, 27, was detained last weekend following a crash, according to authorities. Scranton police say they found three bags of heroin in her jacket and after being taken to the police station she told investigators she had more hidden in her vagina.

A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.

Mackaliunas was jailed on $25,000 bail on charges including possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance.

A preliminary hearing is scheduled for Monday.

Apparently they failed to search the crack in her ass...

ADG

ajrocks · 03-25-2011, 12:34 PM

Oh god! I love it!

96ukssob · 03-25-2011, 12:35 PM

thats amazing

kristin · 03-25-2011, 12:38 PM

It's the $51.22 that just completely gets me.

Klen · 03-25-2011, 12:42 PM

Funny but we had same case on Bosnia/Croatia border,also heroin stashed in vagina.The only question is how did they figured out,since they dont inspect every woman on that level.

kristin · 03-25-2011, 12:46 PM

I can't find any real news links on this ... anyone?

Vendzilla · 03-25-2011, 12:51 PM

When I was in the Navy in the philipines, they had a girl that sat on a stack of coins and made them disappear, funny part was her getting them out

JFK · 03-25-2011, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin

It's the $51.22 that just completely gets me.

how about the "31 empty bags used to package heroin" ?

Elli · 03-25-2011, 12:56 PM

Wtf? I have yet to stuff 22 cents in change up my cootch.

FlexxAeon · 03-25-2011, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin

It's the $51.22 that just completely gets me.

$1.20 = bus fare
$50.00 = fee to pay someone to reach into that fire crotch once she reached her destination
$0.02 =

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$51.22

ottopottomouse · 03-25-2011, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin

It's the $51.22 that just completely gets me.

After everything else that was the point where I just thought it had got weird

DoubleD · 03-25-2011, 01:46 PM

everything but the...

fatfoo · 03-25-2011, 02:00 PM

That is a lot of heroin. It's surprising that she was hiding the substance inside her vagina.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-25-2011, 02:32 PM

54 Bags Filled With Heroin

31 Empty Heroin Bags

8-1/2 Prescription Pills

51 Dollah

22 Pennies

WTF?!? Did she think her drug mule vagina was a fucking clown car?!?

WARNING KIDS: Loose pussy lips sink ships...

ADG

Vendzilla · 03-25-2011, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

54 Bags Filled With Heroin

31 Empty Heroin Bags

8-1/2 Prescription Pills

51 Dollah

22 Pennies

WTF?!? Did she think her drug mule vagina was a fucking clown car?!?

WARNING KIDS: Loose pussy lips sink ships...

ADG

I don't know what scares me more, the fact that woman had so much in her pussy, or that ADG had pics already to go for it?

BSleazy · 03-25-2011, 02:35 PM

Hahaha that's insane.

thickcash_amo · 03-25-2011, 02:40 PM

I am sure during booking when she coughed and a few loose pennies dropped on the floor they knew they had something good.....

RuthB · 03-25-2011, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

I don't know what scares me more, the fact that woman had so much in her pussy, or that ADG had pics already to go for it?

SiMpLe · 03-25-2011, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

54 Bags Filled With Heroin

31 Empty Heroin Bags

8-1/2 Prescription Pills

51 Dollah

22 Pennies

WTF?!? Did she think her drug mule vagina was a fucking clown car?!?

WARNING KIDS: Loose pussy lips sink ships...

ADG

I look forward to your posts daily

kristin · 03-25-2011, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

how about the "31 empty bags used to package heroin" ?

But I get why she did that.

Why she just didn't make it 57 bags of heroin in her snatch, I don't know.

$50+ in change, seriously? Why not have that in your pocket? I'm guessing she used the heroin. ;)

Tempest · 03-25-2011, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin

I can't find any real news links on this ... anyone?

Seriously??? Really??? Oh lord... Well here you go.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...ryId=134732904

And the search I used to get that

http://www.google.com/search?num=100...&aqi=&aql=&oq=

TheDoc · 03-25-2011, 04:17 PM

how in hell, I mean I've seen some girls in porn stick some huge shit up the vag, but 54 bags plus the other crap? HOLY shit... they check for illegals up in that cave too?

TheDoc · 03-25-2011, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Tempest

Seriously??? Really??? Oh lord... Well here you go.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...ryId=134732904

And the search I used to get that

http://www.google.com/search?num=100...&aqi=&aql=&oq=

Hehe... yeah, I don't really recommend getting seo advice from K

D Ghost · 03-25-2011, 04:33 PM

But how big were the bags, coulda been small as fuck.

Vendzilla · 03-25-2011, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

how in hell, I mean I've seen some girls in porn stick some huge shit up the vag, but 54 bags plus the other crap? HOLY shit... they check for illegals up in that cave too?

hehehe http://www.bigcamtube.com/videos/extreme-dildo-fuck/

seeandsee · 03-25-2011, 04:50 PM

this girl should work as bomber

kristin · 03-25-2011, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tempest

Seriously??? Really??? Oh lord... Well here you go.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...ryId=134732904

And the search I used to get that

http://www.google.com/search?num=100...&aqi=&aql=&oq=

This is why I give Nadya my SEO webmasters. (:

I google'd 54 bags of heroin and all that came up was blogs, gossip sites, etc. My bad.

FlexxAeon · 03-25-2011, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin

I google'd 54 bags of heroin...

feds will be at your door soon

HomerSimpson · 03-25-2011, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

this girl should work as bomber

I've heard that alkaida loves women with big pussies

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-25-2011, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin

This is why I give Nadya my SEO webmasters. (:

I google'd 54 bags of heroin and all that came up was blogs, gossip sites, etc. My bad.

You should have just Googled her name - Karin Mackaliunas:

ADG

Seth Manson · 03-25-2011, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

Wtf? I have yet to stuff 22 cents in change up my cootch.

But did you do the 51 dollars?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-25-2011, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson

But did you do the 51 dollars?

I wonder if she can break a Benjamin?

ADG

John-ACWM · 03-26-2011, 12:18 AM

And she can enter the Guinness book

clitcartel · 03-26-2011, 12:45 AM

shes made for porn. someone film her and post it here please.... I mean her lifes basically ruined with that publicity... how would you like to be reminded of some shit like that say for.... the rest of your life... LOL. lemmi see... Yup! its available.... packmyvagina.com is available! lol. unless one of you want it Ill reg it just for shits and giggles...

marlboroack · 03-26-2011, 01:57 AM

Dude that's fucked up, Dude her vag is so wide. Dude that must smell like shit when she comes back from a long day at work. Dude she has to pay for men. hahaha

marlboroack · 03-26-2011, 01:59 AM

Bail her out and you have someone who can take it in both holes for you whenever you need new scenes! Make sure she is worth the investment. I'm sure she has friends also!! You don't think she came up with that idea herself did ya?? She has other female influences.

marlboroack · 03-26-2011, 01:59 AM

3 post WIN because this thread is just to funny.

Dood · 03-27-2011, 07:47 PM

Here's another one from last week.

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Man "Keystered" Cellphone, MP3 Player, Headphones, Cash, Pot Into California Jail.
Sentenced and jailed Tuesday on a narcotics conviction, a California man smuggled a Kyocera cell phone, an MP3 player, ear bud headphones, marijuana, tobacco, and $140 in cash into a county lockup by hiding the contraband in his rectum, investigators allege.

When questioned by a sheriff?s deputy who thought he was feeling discomfort, Vogt denied being in pain, though he noted, ?My ass is bleeding.?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...alifornia-jail

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babymaker · 03-27-2011, 09:27 PM

Pretty common these days, but years ago in the 80's my friend and his wife were selling weed and they had done pretty good had a lucky streak and lots of customers a huge condo and a few sports cars, but then they got busted but had bail money etc. But now they had to keep up with the rent and the customers so they used the wifes vagina to transport and kept biz going since they had undercovers watching the house, got pulled over a few times just on spot checks and got away with it :D

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