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Vjo · 08-19-2010, 01:42 AM

What a fucken thread.

I gave it all for the signup gods.

I think it will help. It cant hurt.

Was fun.

Thanks to the lovely young ladies (in spirit) we so vulgarly through around tonight. But hey you know your hot when a professional porn peddler thinks you're hot.

I must say Bonnie is on my mind.

Damn how did I miss her growing up in the wild 70's? hmmm. What a bod and face. Plus she can sing? Delaney must be happy somewhere right now.

Raf1 · 08-19-2010, 01:45 AM

it's been better...

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 01:53 AM

Madonna allows NOTHING to be embedded. hehe she's tough.

What I want to say to the adult world is I'm..

Crazy For You

https://youtube.com/watch?v=A2pYLcdrcQs

I love this song.

Thanks for always letting me be myself. You are my heros and ND is God.

OK couple others too.

BIG signups from here on

nickutis · 08-19-2010, 04:06 AM

sorry to interrupt your prayers guys, but I think you should accept the reality about increased ratios and spend more time getting more traffic, that way you would get the same $$ ..

seeandsee · 08-19-2010, 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vjo

TAKE YOUR FINGER OFF THE FUCKEN BUTTON!

JESUS FUCKING BALLS MAN, I HAVE BILLS TO PAY!

BUY A FUCKEN MEMBERSHIP YOU CHEAP FUCKING BASTARDS!

Thank you. That should do it.

tell them on your tour with that words, they will buy like never before

The Porn Nerd · 08-19-2010, 10:45 AM

Thanks vjo - now I have fucking DELLA REESE in my fantasies. Not good, not good.

Delaney is dead, sadly, but Bonnie is still going strong. Mid-fifties and looks a bit like Dusty Springfield these days, but quite the shaggable MILF. I always wondered if Delaney and Bonnie and Clapton ever had a threesome....

SALES SUCK TODAY STILL!! FYI. :D

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nickutis

sorry to interrupt your prayers guys, but I think you should accept the reality about increased ratios and spend more time getting more traffic, that way you would get the same $$ ..

No problem brother, welcome to the chapel of love, music and BIG signup karma.

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

tell them on your tour with that words, they will buy like never before

Actually a couple guys said that. Anyone feeling extra ballzy is welcome to copy my text verbatum and throw it up somewhere. Would be interesting to see what happens. My gut is today's coddled wittle surfer would run home to their favorite tube. lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

Thanks vjo - now I have fucking DELLA REESE in my fantasies. Not good, not good.

Delaney is dead, sadly, but Bonnie is still going strong. Mid-fifties and looks a bit like Dusty Springfield these days, but quite the shaggable MILF. I always wondered if Delaney and Bonnie and Clapton ever had a threesome....

SALES SUCK TODAY STILL!! FYI. :D

Aaaah we have fun.

It must be something with us "sightly" older guys hehe

Oh man, I have to let you go over into the very last "booth" over there. We have never ever had a request for Della Reese. LOL

But last guy in here, big dude, a man of the faith like myself, I think from Compton, mumbling something about "fris" or something.. he wanted to hear Lola Falana and of course I ushered the gentlemen to the very first booth.

lol j/k

When I used to see Lola on The Johnny Carson Show, I think I would have to go up to my room.

this will kick the god's in the ass (in a good way)

aaaah just breath (someone's great tribute song and vid) I really like this song, mid 80's Jacksons / El deBarge / Jets sound.

this is the Lola I remember

Here signups are a bit better and heading in the right direction.

I'm betting Clapton banged her more than once. lol I have to "look into" her further.

maybe I'll look into Della a bit more too. Hmmm. First vid I seen she had a jawline like Mr Ed. lol But hey I can overlook that.

There has never been a hetero hornier than me. LOL

Kidding, Della doesnt read this board.

Keep the faith

The Church of Wacky WMs and BIG Signup Karma is back in session. Off and on..

The Porn Nerd · 08-19-2010, 01:02 PM

LOLA FALANA.
Enuff said.
Wow.

Actually, the "dream" (nightmare?) involved Della Reese, Ronnie Spector and that bitchy aunt chick from Sanford & Son (can't remember her name) all pointing at my "mister peabody" and org laughing. I think the Temptations "Ball of Confusion" was playing in the background. Then Jeannie blinked and i was suddenly face-fucking Florence Henderson while Mary Tyler Moore finger-fucked my ass. I think Papa Brady was in the corner, wanking it to Playgirl. There was a lot of 'Marcia! Marcia! Marcia! Oh JAN!" going on, too, but that was just me rambling, I think.

When Danny Bonaduce walked in with a plate of fresh condoms I woke up. Whew!

Thanks vjo! Your vids/comments inspire more interesting dreams then when i was doing coke back in the '90's. LOL

fogfever · 08-19-2010, 01:06 PM

August is a slow month.

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fogfever

August is a slow month.

True dat.

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 01:19 PM

Oh god now your talking Ronnie Spector.

You know I am helpless when I see these kws. So I blame this whole shabasco on that sinner Mister Peabody.

However he repented his wicked ways yesterday and is now in the good karma bro for life club.

The one bennie?

No shave.

Hmm Ronnie Spector.. give me a bit.

My God, did they lock up Phil yet? Dont want any bad karma ya know.

Oh man I just seen all the kws. Mary Tyler Moore.. Great choice!

The "hat toss" was at 1st St S (I think, someone correct me

) and Nicollet Avenue in Minneapolis, 1970 in front of the old Donaldson's bldg.

I remember her coming to film it visiting my grandma in Mpls.

you might just make it after all

The Porn Nerd · 08-19-2010, 01:44 PM

What are your feelings regarding Mia Farrow?

Here's mine: cute as a button circa '68.
Rosemary's Baby? yes, it's mine cause I FUCKED THE SHIT OUTTA MIA for hours and hours with my crooked little cock.

BUT....

Frank Sinatra??? EWWWW!

WOODY ALLEN???

Triple EWWWWWWW!

47 adoptions and counting? Admirable but kinda pathological.....

STILL living in that 18 room Central Park West rent-controlled mansion she lived in for years at $293 a month? Sure the rent went up to a whopping $2001 a month ($1 over the legal limit, where it's stayed for over fifteen years now) but seriously; pro-rated and she could live to 150 and never pay what she should've been paying for years.

My only regret is that I did not fuck her ASS back during the Rosemary's Baby filming. Or did I? Qualudes are a hell of a drug....

Ah well, I'm rambling. Why? BECAUSE SALES STILL FUCKING SUCK COCK TODAY!!!

I'm switching the cascade over to Epoch for a while. It's time I started yelling at THEM, too (just to be "fair and balanced").

PS: Meredith Baxter-Birney circa 1972!

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

LOLA FALANA.
Enuff said.
Wow.

Actually, the "dream" (nightmare?) involved Della Reese, Ronnie Spector and that bitchy aunt chick from Sanford & Son (can't remember her name) all pointing at my "mister peabody" and org laughing. I think the Temptations "Ball of Confusion" was playing in the background. Then Jeannie blinked and i was suddenly face-fucking Florence Henderson while Mary Tyler Moore finger-fucked my ass. I think Papa Brady was in the corner, wanking it to Playgirl. There was a lot of 'Marcia! Marcia! Marcia! Oh JAN!" going on, too, but that was just me rambling, I think.

When Danny Bonaduce walked in with a plate of fresh condoms I woke up. Whew!

Thanks vjo! Your vids/comments inspire more interesting dreams then when i was doing coke back in the '90's. LOL

LOL funny stuff. Hmm lots of guys have this thing for Flo Henderson. I can see why. We'll add her to the cue.

Oh and Jeannie. Can we really HANDLE Jeannie. hmmm?

Better ask yourself that.

Oh and Marcia's in there.

I always would of took Jan but Marcia is hawt I agree.

And I love the Temptations.

I sent Papa Brady to a gay cj site.

And I gave Aunt Ester $500 and a bus ticket downtown.

Danny is cool. He can stay and watch.

FeelMyTube · 08-19-2010, 01:57 PM

1:384 on my main sponsor. not bad, not great.

The Porn Nerd · 08-19-2010, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vjo

Danny is cool. He can stay and watch.

That's where you lost me. I have a "No Creepy Gingers" in the bedroom whilst fucking Policy. Sorry, company policy Danny, now SCOOT! You can send Susan Dey in but I'm gonna face-fuck her with cheeseburgers first, just so ya know.

AUNT ESTER!! LOL Great - now tonight it's gonna be Aunt Ester and the maid from Brady Bunch duking it out in my dreams. GRRRR!

Whitman Mayo could film the whole thing tho....gotta be some $$$ in that....

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 02:07 PM

Is MTM a dollface in 1970 or what.

Give me a bit to catch up on life then "service" will resume.

Cake, cookies, brownies (hmmm courtesy of Mister Peabody.. isnt that nice

) and refreshments at the back of the congregation.

The Porn Nerd · 08-19-2010, 02:34 PM

I have a New Strategy:

Keep bumping this baby TOE DA TOP til sales resume. Fuck, I'll post shit like this all day long if I have to:

Where are the sales boy? Go find 'em! Good doggie!

Nicky · 08-19-2010, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlCapone

Well, that takes your Mom out of the game.

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FeelMyTube

1:384 on my main sponsor. not bad, not great.

That is solid

Good to hear.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

That's where you lost me. I have a "No Creepy Gingers" in the bedroom whilst fucking Policy. Sorry, company policy Danny, now SCOOT! You can send Susan Dey in but I'm gonna face-fuck her with cheeseburgers first, just so ya know.

AUNT ESTER!! LOL Great - now tonight it's gonna be Aunt Ester and the maid from Brady Bunch duking it out in my dreams. GRRRR!

Whitman Mayo could film the whole thing tho....gotta be some $$$ in that....

LOL and LOL again

Oh Yeah Susan Dey. Laurie, Laurie, Laurie

cued.

Whitman Mayo.

You get any of this cast in a film and we got a winner.

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

What are your feelings regarding Mia Farrow?

Here's mine: cute as a button circa '68.
Rosemary's Baby? yes, it's mine cause I FUCKED THE SHIT OUTTA MIA for hours and hours with my crooked little cock.

BUT....

Frank Sinatra??? EWWWW!

WOODY ALLEN???

Triple EWWWWWWW!

47 adoptions and counting? Admirable but kinda pathological.....

STILL living in that 18 room Central Park West rent-controlled mansion she lived in for years at $293 a month? Sure the rent went up to a whopping $2001 a month ($1 over the legal limit, where it's stayed for over fifteen years now) but seriously; pro-rated and she could live to 150 and never pay what she should've been paying for years.

My only regret is that I did not fuck her ASS back during the Rosemary's Baby filming. Or did I? Qualudes are a hell of a drug....

Ah well, I'm rambling. Why? BECAUSE SALES STILL FUCKING SUCK COCK TODAY!!!

I'm switching the cascade over to Epoch for a while. It's time I started yelling at THEM, too (just to be "fair and balanced").

PS: Meredith Baxter-Birney circa 1972!

Meredith Baxter-Birney circa 1972

Not a lot on Meredith but this is rather pleasant

I havent checked out Mia that much. I'll look her up in 1968 now. Got me curious.

Maybe we need a pray to Epoch icon as well for the congregation. Someone get on that.

this is great! What's My Line with Sinatra and Mia as the mystery guest. (Frank Sinatra's second wife was Mia Farrow)

very cute and petite

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

I have a New Strategy:

Keep bumping this baby TOE DA TOP til sales resume. Fuck, I'll post shit like this all day long if I have to:

Where are the sales boy? Go find 'em! Good doggie!

Well I def picked the right title to keep bumped.

And little grey Nifty Stats popup feel free to join in. I am in love with you.

YOU are God to me.

Few odd progs coming to life lately. Silvercash and HiDef Riches... in the hooooouuse

Maybe we also need to give kudos as they come.

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 03:48 PM

Relax MP. I am opening the spigot on Fellucia Blow today. I got you covered.

It is doing well for me

Laurie

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 04:45 PM

prob the hottest vid of Miss Barbara Eden I have seen

"Oh my god Barbara Eden in a tight dress and high heels!! There is a God!!!!"

The Andy Griffith Show (S2) - "The Manicurist" pt.1/3

https://youtube.com/watch?v=G0Kvqh0VQHg (embed disab)

1964, oh baby, I can smell the bus fumes, very hot pumps

Argos88 · 08-19-2010, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlCapone

Well, that takes your Mom out of the game.

your sales suck buddy.. and you are the PIMP of your own mom to make some cash?

that sucks.

heh.

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 05:35 PM

I got it!

An anti-adult terrorist group has CCBill Paul tied up and held hostage somewhere and they are playing around with all the "buttons".

Maybe not.

Note: j/k CCBill and Epoch. We suck, not you.

(in a nutshell)

If I wont f with Big Al I sure aint gonna mess with CCBill.

Argos88 does all my talking to big Al.

Kidding Big Al.

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 05:53 PM

Kidding Argos88

How did I get in between a mob war? I am just the disc spinner.

you'll pay me 20 grand?

lets turn this shit up, next level

Sign ups are getting ready to ROCK and ROLL! I can feel it

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 06:50 PM

Pat somewhere live in Europe. I think I seen cute little otto in the front row (bring back the avatar my sunshine

) I dont care if you're male.

hehe

The real girl, otto can be a STAR!

wanted to see them about 1987, didnt happen

I know, actually otto is a little dog

but who's that girl?

this always inspires me

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 07:22 PM

Absolutely one of greatest performers of all time, (imo the greatest) to dance and sing live flawlessly (are you kidding me) a northern midwest girl and one of BF's original neighbors.

That kicks ass.

Fucken major energy eminates from that.

The timing, the rehearsal, the dedication, the sacrifice, the confidence to execute perfectly when it's time.

A beautiful thing.

she was major hawt in 84

nikki99 · 08-19-2010, 07:39 PM

once each 2 or 3 months we have this kind of threads

NetHorse · 08-19-2010, 07:48 PM

Sales are better than ever mother fuckers, look at my sig.

Just kidding, yeah sales have been slow this month. Oh well, complaining about it won't change a thing.

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikki99

once each 2 or 3 months we have this kind of threads

You must mean where a wm goes off the deep end.

Because we have "sales suck" threads every month at least.

I am just tired of "building" shit. I get paid the same amount to post fun videos as I do to build shit. Zip.

Ok not quite that bad.

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetHorse

Just kidding, yeah sales have been slow this month. Oh well, complaining about it won't change a thing.

As long as everyone else is sucking then I dont mind sucking.

We're all eb'd up. Well actually we're loosey goosey, the public is all eb'd up.

TheSenator · 08-19-2010, 07:59 PM

I just got a sale on Ariel Rebel!

Thank You

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator

I just got a sale on Ariel Rebel!

Thank You

RFO man

Shits picking up. Big weekend coming.

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 08:41 PM

Someone throw a wrench into youtube.

Seriously I think they are hurting everyone big time. Look at me. It's a ball. And I aint even viewing the fun, racy stuff. (yet)

1 ton gorilla on the block of internet entertainment.

trust me, this will shake it up

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 09:02 PM

the greetings of people in trouble

take me back

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 09:50 PM

you might think i'm wasting time

let's be carefree and happy

you young guys dig this, they are the Ozark Mountain Daredevils

smother me with delight (my fav)

when the man comes to you

there is a road to glory

i wish that i could of been there with him

great live 1976

now were cooking

more live

This set WILL turn the ENTIRE adult industry completely around

Plus now I got some songs to listen to.

$5 submissions · 08-19-2010, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

This month is better than last month. Today is my best sales day ever.

Right on!

The Porn Nerd · 08-19-2010, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vjo

I am just tired of "building" shit. I get paid the same amount to post fun videos as I do to build shit. Zip.

Sorry to abandon you for eight hours vjo - Carly, the next 'Mister Peabody Girl', thought her shoot was tonight instead of tomorrow afternoon. Well, a hot 23 year old latina from Miami who's only in NYC for 3 days and REALLY needs a shoot so PLEEEEEZE Mister Peabody do not re-schedule little Carly? PLEEEEEEZE?

Being the Humanitarian you know that I am, I fucked the shit out of her. We even ordered pizza and I got a "freebie" in the shower afterwards.

The whole time? Thinking of Sally Field in her 'Flying Nun' outfit. I swear, I am SICK. Raging boner tho.....:D

So sorry I left church there for awhile vjo - but now I'm back, ready to congregate and hollah and...ahem....

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SALES?????????????????????

Okay, I DID get about ten sales whilst shagging little Carly ("Oh Papi!!"). But I won't let ya down vjo - no sales for YOU means...well, no sales for you. But still, that doesn't make Mr. P happy. Why? Because I FEEL you brother, I really do. I am SICK of building, building, building, posting, designing, hitting a freakin' KEYBOARD every damn day.

And yet it allows moments like with Carly.....and then there's all those awesome vjo YouTube videos....awww shit, I LOVE THIS BUSINESS!!!

(I know, I know: WHAT business?? Hello SALES??)

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

Sorry to abandon you for eight hours vjo

Hey there he is.

My Ed McMahon

No problem. I diligently did my duty and entertained the troops.

Let me now read your post and I should be able to post a shitload more. lol

The Porn Nerd · 08-19-2010, 10:52 PM

O Jebus, hear our Prayers:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
CCBill and Epoch.
CCBill and Epoch who-o-o?
CCBill and Epoch, who can:

NOTE TO POPE: Will Light Candles For Sales...

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

all those awesome vjo YouTube videos....awww shit, I LOVE THIS BUSINESS!!!

Aw shucks.

People forget that MP actualy bangs his own content out as it were.

Awesome. (I'm so jealous

)

THIS is why I MUST feed MP with constant pervy imagery and thoughts to keep him going so his sites sell and keep me going with SUPS!

I tell you, I got a plan here.

What site does she go with? Fellucia Blow?

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 10:58 PM

hehe I'll get that name right. I have to look at my links.

it's Blow not Blue . Two l's.

Is it late enough for Flo Henderson. lol While MP has already shot 3 loads, i've shot none.

Still sucking but it was a better day. Tomorrow she will shine.

woke up this morning feeling fine

holy shit Herman is happy

The Porn Nerd · 08-19-2010, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vjo

Aw shucks.

People forget that MP actualy bangs his own content out as it were.

Awesome. (I'm so jealous

)

THIS is why I MUST feed MP with constant pervy imagery and thoughts to keep him going so his sites sell and keep me going with SUPS!

I tell you, I got a plan here.

What site does she go with? Fellucia Blow?

heh - I re-designed my "main" site, the one that I never pay attention to but still makes bank. This is the old design, still live:

http://www.themisterpeabody.com/index.html

The new design should launch in about a month, once I finish up the Blog and finish shooting hotties like Carly. There will be tons of promo material on PeabodyCash for loving affiliates to use (and abuse).

So yes, the Rumours are true: MISTER P IS BACK PEOPLE!!! Shakey cam, bad lighting, little dickie and hot hotties, in my unique, unwatchable "style".

Ahhhh.....tax-free sex again. Thank GAWD my girlfriend left me....:D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vjo

Is it late enough for Flo Henderson. lol While MP has already shot 3 loads, i've shot none.

It's ALWAYS time for a little Flo buddy. I prefer the "brownies cooking, oven mitts on" look myself. Oh call me to dinner Mrs. Brady....

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 11:26 PM

before i totally fag out on ya

This song reminds me of Jessica Hahn dancing wildly and I have no idea why. But I like it.

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

heh - I re-designed my "main" site, the one that I never pay attention to but still makes bank. This is the old design, still live:

http://www.themisterpeabody.com/index.html

The new design should launch in about a month, once I finish up the Blog and finish shooting hotties like Carly. There will be tons of promo material on PeabodyCash for loving affiliates to use (and abuse).

So yes, the Rumours are true: MISTER P IS BACK PEOPLE!!! Shakey cam, bad lighting, little dickie and hot hotties, in my unique, unwatchable "style".

Ahhhh.....tax-free sex again. Thank GAWD my girlfriend left me....:D

It's ALWAYS time for a little Flo buddy. I prefer the "brownies cooking, oven mitts on" look myself. Oh call me to dinner Mrs. Brady....

Good to hear

Oh boy, I might have to have a "livation". Look out. Up till now I was straight as an arrow.

Flo deserves only the best.

BTW the brownies were great. The congregation says thanks

Me, I cant figure why I am posting 10 song sets of the Ozarks to strangers in the night.

1000 impressions in 24 hours. I like it.

Vjo · 08-19-2010, 11:56 PM

I should really just post my top 5 babe vids and MP's.

But it is soooo personal.

Hold on. Hold on.

A guy has to be feeling no pain to go up and kiss Mrs Brady and attempt a two base steal for pete's sake.

lol

hehe I am getting a bit turned on here when i REALLY think of making out with Mrs Brady for real.

Vjo · 08-20-2010, 12:15 AM

Mister Peabody has the full DVD set

hmm wesson oil

coochy coochy

this is wack crazy

Eve Plumb today (damn we're all old

)

marcia, marcia, forever young baby

turn the sound down

awesome early Flo

sound down

oh yeah

10 vids, I dont fuck around

The Porn Nerd · 08-20-2010, 12:18 AM

I swear, I was horny as a DOG when I was a kid (big surprise) and was so repressed, Christianity-speaking-wise (again, what a shock) that I had it ALL twisted in my mind:

Mrs. Brady and Mrs. Partridge (that bird), tag-teaming my wee-wee. Why not? Mrs. P (eh?) was a WIDOW for God's sake, and had all kinds of disturbing sexual chemistry with her half-son Keith. Meanwhile, Mrs. Brady was married to a fag. I'm IN!

But then...But then...the shows were over and it was time for...THE ADDAMS FAMILY!! O O O O God MORTICIA!!!! O O O O O -

So kids, that's why, today, Mister P's "types" include (and are limited to) the following:

1. Blondes with short hair
2. Goth chicks with long, black hair

Stay in school kidz. Don't do drugs. And for Heaven's Sake PLEASE don't put peanut butter on your asshole and let your golden retriever puppy lick it off.

The Porn Nerd · 08-20-2010, 12:24 AM

The closest I ever came (heh - I kill me) to a "Charo Lookalike". And yes, she's wearing sunglasses because would YOU want to be known as having had sex with Mister Peabody? I think not. Besides, her hombre would be muy pissed OFF:

Caliente! Oh Papi!

08-19-2010, 01:42 AM	#51
Vjo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Happy 4th of July :) Posts: 6,082	What a fucken thread. I gave it all for the signup gods. I think it will help. It cant hurt. Was fun. Thanks to the lovely young ladies (in spirit) we so vulgarly through around tonight. But hey you know your hot when a professional porn peddler thinks you're hot. I must say Bonnie is on my mind. Damn how did I miss her growing up in the wild 70's? hmmm. What a bod and face. Plus she can sing? Delaney must be happy somewhere right now. Last edited by Vjo; 08-19-2010 at 01:45 AM..

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08-19-2010, 01:53 AM	#53
Vjo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Happy 4th of July :) Posts: 6,082	Madonna allows NOTHING to be embedded. hehe she's tough. What I want to say to the adult world is I'm.. Crazy For You https://youtube.com/watch?v=A2pYLcdrcQs I love this song. Thanks for always letting me be myself. You are my heros and ND is God. OK couple others too. BIG signups from here on Last edited by Vjo; 08-19-2010 at 02:00 AM..

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The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,555	Thanks vjo - now I have fucking DELLA REESE in my fantasies. Not good, not good. Delaney is dead, sadly, but Bonnie is still going strong. Mid-fifties and looks a bit like Dusty Springfield these days, but quite the shaggable MILF. I always wondered if Delaney and Bonnie and Clapton ever had a threesome.... SALES SUCK TODAY STILL!! FYI. :D __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Now on Teams: peabodymedia

08-19-2010, 01:02 PM	#58
The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,555	LOLA FALANA. Enuff said. Wow. Actually, the "dream" (nightmare?) involved Della Reese, Ronnie Spector and that bitchy aunt chick from Sanford & Son (can't remember her name) all pointing at my "mister peabody" and org laughing. I think the Temptations "Ball of Confusion" was playing in the background. Then Jeannie blinked and i was suddenly face-fucking Florence Henderson while Mary Tyler Moore finger-fucked my ass. I think Papa Brady was in the corner, wanking it to Playgirl. There was a lot of 'Marcia! Marcia! Marcia! Oh JAN!" going on, too, but that was just me rambling, I think. When Danny Bonaduce walked in with a plate of fresh condoms I woke up. Whew! Thanks vjo! Your vids/comments inspire more interesting dreams then when i was doing coke back in the '90's. LOL __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Now on Teams: peabodymedia Last edited by The Porn Nerd; 08-19-2010 at 01:03 PM..

08-19-2010, 04:06 AM	#54
nickutis Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 719	sorry to interrupt your prayers guys, but I think you should accept the reality about increased ratios and spend more time getting more traffic, that way you would get the same $$ ..

08-19-2010, 01:06 PM	#59
fogfever Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,245	August is a slow month.

08-19-2010, 01:19 PM	#61
Vjo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Happy 4th of July :) Posts: 6,082	Oh god now your talking Ronnie Spector. You know I am helpless when I see these kws. So I blame this whole shabasco on that sinner Mister Peabody. However he repented his wicked ways yesterday and is now in the good karma bro for life club. The one bennie? No shave. Hmm Ronnie Spector.. give me a bit. My God, did they lock up Phil yet? Dont want any bad karma ya know. Oh man I just seen all the kws. Mary Tyler Moore.. Great choice! The "hat toss" was at 1st St S (I think, someone correct me ) and Nicollet Avenue in Minneapolis, 1970 in front of the old Donaldson's bldg. I remember her coming to film it visiting my grandma in Mpls. you might just make it after all Last edited by Vjo; 08-19-2010 at 01:30 PM..

08-19-2010, 01:44 PM	#62
The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,555	What are your feelings regarding Mia Farrow? Here's mine: cute as a button circa '68. Rosemary's Baby? yes, it's mine cause I FUCKED THE SHIT OUTTA MIA for hours and hours with my crooked little cock. BUT.... Frank Sinatra??? EWWWW! WOODY ALLEN??? Triple EWWWWWWW! 47 adoptions and counting? Admirable but kinda pathological..... STILL living in that 18 room Central Park West rent-controlled mansion she lived in for years at $293 a month? Sure the rent went up to a whopping $2001 a month ($1 over the legal limit, where it's stayed for over fifteen years now) but seriously; pro-rated and she could live to 150 and never pay what she should've been paying for years. My only regret is that I did not fuck her ASS back during the Rosemary's Baby filming. Or did I? Qualudes are a hell of a drug.... Ah well, I'm rambling. Why? BECAUSE SALES STILL FUCKING SUCK COCK TODAY!!! I'm switching the cascade over to Epoch for a while. It's time I started yelling at THEM, too (just to be "fair and balanced"). PS: Meredith Baxter-Birney circa 1972! __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Now on Teams: peabodymedia

08-19-2010, 01:57 PM	#64
FeelMyTube Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 349	1:384 on my main sponsor. not bad, not great. __________________ Tube site converting ex-gf programs @ 1:276 for sale here (proof inside )

08-19-2010, 02:07 PM	#66
Vjo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Happy 4th of July :) Posts: 6,082	Is MTM a dollface in 1970 or what. Give me a bit to catch up on life then "service" will resume. Cake, cookies, brownies (hmmm courtesy of Mister Peabody.. isnt that nice ) and refreshments at the back of the congregation. Last edited by Vjo; 08-19-2010 at 02:10 PM..

08-19-2010, 02:34 PM	#67
The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,555	I have a New Strategy: Keep bumping this baby TOE DA TOP til sales resume. Fuck, I'll post shit like this all day long if I have to: Where are the sales boy? Go find 'em! Good doggie! __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Now on Teams: peabodymedia

08-19-2010, 03:48 PM	#72
Vjo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Happy 4th of July :) Posts: 6,082	Relax MP. I am opening the spigot on Fellucia Blow today. I got you covered. It is doing well for me Laurie

08-19-2010, 04:45 PM	#73
Vjo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Happy 4th of July :) Posts: 6,082	prob the hottest vid of Miss Barbara Eden I have seen "Oh my god Barbara Eden in a tight dress and high heels!! There is a God!!!!" The Andy Griffith Show (S2) - "The Manicurist" pt.1/3 https://youtube.com/watch?v=G0Kvqh0VQHg (embed disab) 1964, oh baby, I can smell the bus fumes, very hot pumps Last edited by Vjo; 08-19-2010 at 04:58 PM..

08-19-2010, 05:35 PM	#75
Vjo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Happy 4th of July :) Posts: 6,082	I got it! An anti-adult terrorist group has CCBill Paul tied up and held hostage somewhere and they are playing around with all the "buttons". Maybe not. Note: j/k CCBill and Epoch. We suck, not you. (in a nutshell) If I wont f with Big Al I sure aint gonna mess with CCBill. Argos88 does all my talking to big Al. Kidding Big Al. Last edited by Vjo; 08-19-2010 at 05:50 PM..

08-19-2010, 05:53 PM	#76
Vjo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Happy 4th of July :) Posts: 6,082	Kidding Argos88 How did I get in between a mob war? I am just the disc spinner. you'll pay me 20 grand? lets turn this shit up, next level Sign ups are getting ready to ROCK and ROLL! I can feel it Last edited by Vjo; 08-19-2010 at 06:06 PM..

08-19-2010, 06:50 PM	#77
Vjo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Happy 4th of July :) Posts: 6,082	Pat somewhere live in Europe. I think I seen cute little otto in the front row (bring back the avatar my sunshine ) I dont care if you're male. hehe The real girl, otto can be a STAR! wanted to see them about 1987, didnt happen I know, actually otto is a little dog but who's that girl? this always inspires me Last edited by Vjo; 08-19-2010 at 07:03 PM..

08-19-2010, 07:22 PM	#78
Vjo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Happy 4th of July :) Posts: 6,082	Absolutely one of greatest performers of all time, (imo the greatest) to dance and sing live flawlessly (are you kidding me) a northern midwest girl and one of BF's original neighbors. That kicks ass. Fucken major energy eminates from that. The timing, the rehearsal, the dedication, the sacrifice, the confidence to execute perfectly when it's time. A beautiful thing. she was major hawt in 84 Last edited by Vjo; 08-19-2010 at 07:32 PM..

08-19-2010, 07:39 PM	#79
nikki99 Supermodel Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Sodoma & Gomorra Posts: 22,890	once each 2 or 3 months we have this kind of threads __________________ SMC Revenue - Best Tgirl websites of the world now VR Non exclusive BIG Tranny/shemale Package for sale, full 2257 - hit me up skype: nikkimontero

08-19-2010, 07:48 PM	#80
NetHorse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 3,526	Sales are better than ever mother fuckers, look at my sig. Just kidding, yeah sales have been slow this month. Oh well, complaining about it won't change a thing. __________________ ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ ICQ # 427013273

08-19-2010, 07:59 PM	#83
TheSenator Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 13,332	I just got a sale on Ariel Rebel! Thank You __________________ ISeekGirls.com since 2005

08-19-2010, 08:41 PM	#85
Vjo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Happy 4th of July :) Posts: 6,082	Someone throw a wrench into youtube. Seriously I think they are hurting everyone big time. Look at me. It's a ball. And I aint even viewing the fun, racy stuff. (yet) 1 ton gorilla on the block of internet entertainment. trust me, this will shake it up Last edited by Vjo; 08-19-2010 at 08:49 PM..

08-19-2010, 09:02 PM	#86
Vjo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Happy 4th of July :) Posts: 6,082	the greetings of people in trouble take me back Last edited by Vjo; 08-19-2010 at 09:07 PM..

08-19-2010, 09:50 PM	#87
Vjo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Happy 4th of July :) Posts: 6,082	you might think i'm wasting time let's be carefree and happy you young guys dig this, they are the Ozark Mountain Daredevils smother me with delight (my fav) when the man comes to you there is a road to glory i wish that i could of been there with him great live 1976 now were cooking more live This set WILL turn the ENTIRE adult industry completely around Plus now I got some songs to listen to. Last edited by Vjo; 08-19-2010 at 10:03 PM..

08-19-2010, 10:52 PM	#91
The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,555	O Jebus, hear our Prayers: Knock knock. Who's there? CCBill and Epoch. CCBill and Epoch who-o-o? CCBill and Epoch, who can: NOTE TO POPE: Will Light Candles For Sales... __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Now on Teams: peabodymedia

08-19-2010, 10:58 PM	#93
Vjo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Happy 4th of July :) Posts: 6,082	hehe I'll get that name right. I have to look at my links. it's Blow not Blue . Two l's. Is it late enough for Flo Henderson. lol While MP has already shot 3 loads, i've shot none. Still sucking but it was a better day. Tomorrow she will shine. woke up this morning feeling fine holy shit Herman is happy Last edited by Vjo; 08-19-2010 at 11:12 PM..

08-19-2010, 11:26 PM	#95
Vjo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Happy 4th of July :) Posts: 6,082	before i totally fag out on ya This song reminds me of Jessica Hahn dancing wildly and I have no idea why. But I like it.

08-19-2010, 11:56 PM	#97
Vjo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Happy 4th of July :) Posts: 6,082	I should really just post my top 5 babe vids and MP's. But it is soooo personal. Hold on. Hold on. A guy has to be feeling no pain to go up and kiss Mrs Brady and attempt a two base steal for pete's sake. lol hehe I am getting a bit turned on here when i REALLY think of making out with Mrs Brady for real. Last edited by Vjo; 08-19-2010 at 11:59 PM..

08-20-2010, 12:15 AM	#98
Vjo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Happy 4th of July :) Posts: 6,082	Mister Peabody has the full DVD set hmm wesson oil coochy coochy this is wack crazy Eve Plumb today (damn we're all old ) marcia, marcia, forever young baby turn the sound down awesome early Flo sound down oh yeah 10 vids, I dont fuck around Last edited by Vjo; 08-20-2010 at 12:26 AM..

08-20-2010, 12:18 AM	#99
The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,555	I swear, I was horny as a DOG when I was a kid (big surprise) and was so repressed, Christianity-speaking-wise (again, what a shock) that I had it ALL twisted in my mind: Mrs. Brady and Mrs. Partridge (that bird), tag-teaming my wee-wee. Why not? Mrs. P (eh?) was a WIDOW for God's sake, and had all kinds of disturbing sexual chemistry with her half-son Keith. Meanwhile, Mrs. Brady was married to a fag. I'm IN! But then...But then...the shows were over and it was time for...THE ADDAMS FAMILY!! O O O O God MORTICIA!!!! O O O O O - So kids, that's why, today, Mister P's "types" include (and are limited to) the following: 1. Blondes with short hair 2. Goth chicks with long, black hair Stay in school kidz. Don't do drugs. And for Heaven's Sake PLEASE don't put peanut butter on your asshole and let your golden retriever puppy lick it off. __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Now on Teams: peabodymedia

08-20-2010, 12:24 AM	#100
The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,555	The closest I ever came (heh - I kill me) to a "Charo Lookalike". And yes, she's wearing sunglasses because would YOU want to be known as having had sex with Mister Peabody? I think not. Besides, her hombre would be muy pissed OFF: Caliente! Oh Papi! __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Now on Teams: peabodymedia Last edited by The Porn Nerd; 08-20-2010 at 12:25 AM..