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Old 09-04-2010, 04:29 AM   #1
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Why do married men get fat...
Bachelors : Go to refrigerator, see nothing they like, go to bed.

Married Men: Go to bed, see nothing they like, then go to refrigerator.
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Old 09-04-2010, 04:30 AM   #2
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Either way a little ketchup will add quite a bit to either dish.
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Old 09-04-2010, 04:34 AM   #3
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Either way a little ketchup will add quite a bit to either dish.
Mustard need be applied with caution...
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Old 09-04-2010, 04:35 AM   #4
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I want a sex machine for my wife.

What's up Mik still kicking it in OC?
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Old 09-04-2010, 04:39 AM   #5
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Because they can"t get sex:P
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Old 09-04-2010, 04:47 AM   #6
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its the women who get the fattest in the average marriage. Those whores.
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Old 09-04-2010, 04:57 AM   #7
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makes sense lol
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Old 09-04-2010, 06:47 AM   #8
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I thought they called it "happy weight"
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Old 09-04-2010, 06:51 AM   #9
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its the women who get the fattest in the average marriage. Those whores.
Yup! Guy thinks he's got some nice ass to come home to everyday. Get's married, signs his life and money away, then the bitch gets fat and doesn't fuck!


Guy = Owned!
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Old 09-04-2010, 07:09 AM   #10
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its the women who get the fattest in the average marriage. Those whores.
Find a woman who takes pride in her appearance. A potential fat slob isn't too hard to spot.
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Old 09-04-2010, 07:10 AM   #11
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That's why real women are the ones that know how to use their nothings...
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Old 09-04-2010, 08:00 AM   #12
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Yup! Guy thinks he's got some nice ass to come home to everyday. Get's married, signs his life and money away, then the bitch gets fat and doesn't fuck!


Guy = Owned!
Thats what a pre nup is for


Bitch get fat = Bitch get out
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Old 09-04-2010, 10:09 AM   #13
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I thought it was depression eating because their wives start looking like hell after they are married.
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Old 09-04-2010, 12:22 PM   #17
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What's up Mik still kicking it in OC?
Still stuck firmly behind my Orange Curtain, don't think I will ever leave. How've ya been homie?
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Old 09-04-2010, 12:22 PM   #18
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Old 09-04-2010, 12:39 PM   #19
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Pretty funny mate and a much needed chuckle during all the epass drama..
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Old 09-07-2010, 05:51 AM   #20
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Still stuck firmly behind my Orange Curtain, don't think I will ever leave. How've ya been homie?
Ain't too bad, moved to the coed capital of the country, got in shape.

Even planning to put together a band around October or latest by the end of the year. Finally got a drummer, ain't got no guitarist but those are dime a dozen, we want to play some healthy rock music that people miss around here.
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