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09-04-2010, 04:29 AM
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Do Fun Shit.
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Why do married men get fat...
Bachelors : Go to refrigerator, see nothing they like, go to bed.
Married Men: Go to bed, see nothing they like, then go to refrigerator.
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09-04-2010, 04:30 AM
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Now choke yourself!
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Either way a little ketchup will add quite a bit to either dish.
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09-04-2010, 04:34 AM
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Do Fun Shit.
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09-04-2010, 04:35 AM
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I want a sex machine for my wife.
What's up Mik still kicking it in OC?
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09-04-2010, 04:39 AM
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Because they can"t get sex:P
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09-04-2010, 04:47 AM
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emperor of my world
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its the women who get the fattest in the average marriage. Those whores.
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09-04-2010, 04:57 AM
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makes sense lol
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09-04-2010, 06:47 AM
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I thought they called it "happy weight"
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09-04-2010, 06:51 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Guy = Owned!
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09-04-2010, 07:09 AM
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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09-04-2010, 07:10 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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That's why real women are the ones that know how to use their nothings...
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09-04-2010, 08:00 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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 Bitch get fat = Bitch get out |
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09-04-2010, 10:09 AM
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Bad Mo-Fo
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I thought it was depression eating because their wives start looking like hell after they are married.
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09-04-2010, 10:19 AM
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Pay It Forward
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i cook mostly everything i eat so there's always something good in my ice box.
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09-04-2010, 10:20 AM
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I AM WEB 2.0
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09-04-2010, 10:39 AM
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09-04-2010, 12:22 PM
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Do Fun Shit.
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09-04-2010, 12:39 PM
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Pretty funny mate and a much needed chuckle during all the epass drama..
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09-07-2010, 05:51 AM
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Even planning to put together a band around October or latest by the end of the year. Finally got a drummer, ain't got no guitarist but those are dime a dozen, we want to play some healthy rock music that people miss around here.
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09-07-2010, 06:35 AM
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Lack of sex man
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