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Old 09-18-2010, 07:48 PM   #1
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webmaster jokes?
does anyone have any good webmaster jokes?
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Old 09-18-2010, 08:11 PM   #2
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Apparently a quarter of men have a problem with premature ejaculation.

The rest of us just don?t think it?s a problem!
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Old 09-18-2010, 08:20 PM   #3
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ok, that was terrible, but it's all I got that comes close to webmaster jokes...


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Old 09-18-2010, 08:54 PM   #4
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Apparently a quarter of men have a problem with premature ejaculation.

The rest of us just don’t think it’s a problem!
premature ejaculation gives Me time to do other things

but thats not a webmaster joke
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Old 09-18-2010, 09:15 PM   #5
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does anyone have any good webmaster jokes?
not really webmaster, but porn related

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You know you've got a problem when every letter of the alphabet triggers a porn bonanza in your address bar.
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Dear porn Websites,
If I could get ripped in 4 weeks and have sex with gorgeous local girls, would I really be on here at half two in the morning, pants around my ankles, masturbating in my own filth?
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I must be so lucky, all the beautiful girls that message me when I sign into a free porn site are from my home town. What are the odds?
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Don't you just hate it when you're getting ripped in the gym and someone pops up trying to sell you porn?
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I was asked recently whether I liked porn.

Do I like porn? Does a bear shit in a Japanese schoolgirl's mouth?
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Seriously though does anybody really actually pay for internet porn?

That's like buying a bottle of fresh air.
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Just been watching some Asian porn.

There is this one girl who is in every fucking movie.
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Internet porn is so unrealistic.

Marge Simpson would never fuck Principal Skinner or Ned Flanders in real life.
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Bukkake porn.

Who is it really aimed at?
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You know you go on too much porn, when you begin gaining a fetish for buffering.
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Listen, internet ads, I'm trying to watch porn. Do you really think I give a fuck about my credit score right now?
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Old 09-18-2010, 09:26 PM   #6
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premature ejaculation gives Me time to do other things

but thats not a webmaster joke
Best joke on here, you should count your lucky stars!
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Old 09-18-2010, 09:57 PM   #7
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not really webmaster, but porn related
You got some good ones in there lol
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Old 09-18-2010, 10:10 PM   #8
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A webmaster walks into a bar with a pelican on his shoulder...

I forget the rest
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Old 09-18-2010, 10:11 PM   #9
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Apparently a quarter of men have a problem with premature ejaculation.

The rest of us just don?t think it?s a problem!
3 out of 10 people suffer from diarrhea, the other 7 enjoy it.
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Old 09-18-2010, 10:12 PM   #10
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Did you guys here about the lesbian porn star that drowned?

Yeah, that found her face down in Ricki Lake.

http://www.instantrimshot.com
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Old 09-18-2010, 10:23 PM   #11
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does anyone have any good webmaster jokes?
In, a weird way, all of us are a joke...
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Old 09-18-2010, 10:37 PM   #12
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What's the difference between a big fat loser with a 2" dick and a porn webmaster??











































NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!












Unfortunetly for most gfy members it is a fact and not a joke but at least i tried
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Old 09-18-2010, 10:45 PM   #13
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I must be so lucky, all the beautiful girls that message me when I sign into a free porn site are from my home town. What are the odds?
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Old 09-19-2010, 01:01 AM   #14
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no one can ever tell Me racist jokes about white people either
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Old 09-19-2010, 01:28 AM   #15
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ok, that was terrible, but it's all I got that comes close to webmaster jokes...


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Old 09-19-2010, 01:52 AM   #16
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how many webmasters are need to do a spell check?

0

they can't spell
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Old 09-19-2010, 10:30 AM   #17
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3 out of 10 people suffer from diarrhea, the other 7 enjoy it.
Im one of the 7
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Old 09-19-2010, 11:12 AM   #18
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not really webmaster, but porn related
not bad
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Old 09-19-2010, 12:56 PM   #19
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1 more for the road.

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Sex on the internet is so hardcore these days - there are movies with squirting, fisting fireman, shit eating, giant dildos, fuck machines, swinging, dogging, etc.

I miss the days of jerking off to the lingerie section in the Sears catalogue
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Old 09-19-2010, 02:08 PM   #20
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Old 09-19-2010, 05:50 PM   #21
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this board is a fucking joke
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Old 09-19-2010, 05:54 PM   #22
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Q:What's the newest term for a suitcase pimp?

A: Webmaster!
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Old 09-19-2010, 05:58 PM   #23
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money is in motion...
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Old 09-19-2010, 06:30 PM   #24
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<? echo "pull my finger" ?>

alt.www.webmasters

alt.2600

www.gfy.com

How many webmasters does it take to FTP?
Connection timed out

Why can't I correct a misspelled URL?
Missed opportunity to serve some ads.

Why don't webmasters use frames any more?
Google couldn't be fucked indexing them

How long does it take a webmaster to get paid?
No one knows.
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Old 09-19-2010, 06:47 PM   #25
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Old 09-19-2010, 06:49 PM   #26
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Q: What do you do when a webmaster rings your doorbell?

A: Pay him for the pizza.
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Old 09-19-2010, 06:51 PM   #27
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Q: What do you do when a webmaster rings your doorbell?

A: Pay him for the pizza.
omg you answered my question
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