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Old 09-27-2010, 08:28 AM   #1
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I am going to hell for laughing at this

A British businessman who bought the Segway company less than a year ago died after riding one of the scooters off a cliff and into a river near his Yorkshire estate.

Jim Heselden acquired the Segway company from its U.S. inventor Dean Kamen in December 2009.

According to the British media, Heselden, 62, plunged into the River Wharfe while riding a rugged country version of the two-wheeled transporter on Sunday.

Police said a witness had reported seeing a man fall over a 30-foot drop into the river near Boston Spa, 140 miles north of London.

"Police were called at 11.40 a.m. yesterday to reports of a man in the River Wharfe, apparently having fallen from the cliffs above," a spokesman told The Daily Mail.

A Segway was recovered from the scene. "At this time we do not believe the death to be suspicious," the spokesman added.

The battery-powered scooter is stabilized by gyroscopes.

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Old 09-27-2010, 11:48 AM   #2
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Yup, 1 way ticket to hell for you!


























Make that 2 tickets because i need one too...
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Old 09-27-2010, 12:34 PM   #3
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oh damn. So much for that business venture!
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Old 09-27-2010, 12:44 PM   #4
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At least now we know that the Segway can't fly. haha
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Old 09-27-2010, 12:51 PM   #5
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that is indeed kinda amusing...
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Old 09-27-2010, 01:12 PM   #6
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I read the title and said to myself "oh man, I wanna laugh too"
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Old 09-27-2010, 01:17 PM   #7
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i fought it for a few seconds but burst out laughing

see ya all down there
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Old 09-27-2010, 01:19 PM   #8
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jesus, thats one lucky compary.
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Old 09-27-2010, 01:20 PM   #9
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Maybe he thought he could fly with it
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Old 09-27-2010, 02:05 PM   #10
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hopefully, he wasn't testing out the new GPS option
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Old 09-27-2010, 03:07 PM   #11
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lol... Save me a seat!
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Old 09-27-2010, 03:12 PM   #12
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you were already going to hell for slinging pr0n!
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Old 09-27-2010, 03:20 PM   #13
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Gives new meaning to driving an investment/company into the ground, lol. Waiting for the video of this...something tells me it won't be quite as elegant looking as the ET bike scene.

Ticket to hell please.
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Old 09-27-2010, 04:14 PM   #14
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you were already going to hell for slinging pr0n!
This is very true. And my abuse of marine wildlife, taking candy from babies and turning off the heat of old age pensioners in the winter.

But until then, I still live, so here is a minute and half of Segway crashes.

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Old 09-27-2010, 04:18 PM   #15
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irony = funny
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Old 09-27-2010, 04:23 PM   #16
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I am going to hell for laughing at this
If there was one......

...so no, you can relax.
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