eBusdk Marketing Tip of the Day - GoFuckYourself.com

Machete_ · 11-25-2008, 02:05 PM

If you want a banana, I recommend my customers to buy more then one.

But dont buy to many - they will go bad before you have had a chance to eat them

Our marketing analysis show us a trend where we break-even is close to 4,7 bananas, but you can maybe get close to 5, if you keep them out of the sun.

To get the exact numbers and Best-Procedure approach, sign up for our newsletter at wmroi.com

Our go to www.amazon.com to get our latest Ebook at 39.995,-

Jens Van Assterdam · 11-25-2008, 02:07 PM

Congrats on the launch! %nr% is next!!!!!

jpwhits · 11-25-2008, 02:08 PM

what a jerk

Machete_ · 11-25-2008, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jpwhits

what a jerk

I'm glad we canceled out meeting with you. Simpleminded people like you are like those oprano and DX morons

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-25-2008, 02:20 PM

I was here, sup ebus?

polle54 · 11-25-2008, 02:22 PM

hey, long time no see ;)

Machete_ · 11-25-2008, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by polle54

hey, long time no see ;)

ye, havent been to much online this year

polish_aristocrat · 11-25-2008, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk

damn, looks like you could solve the financial crisis

Machete_ · 11-25-2008, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

damn, looks like you could solve the financial crisis

Obama called... but he is black

GetSCORECash · 11-25-2008, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

damn, looks like you could solve the financial crisis

I thought it was a lesson, on how to buy stocks...

Tjeezers · 11-25-2008, 04:04 PM

stunning tip
but who says i buy bananas to eat them?

papill0n · 11-25-2008, 04:47 PM

Juicy D. Links · 11-25-2008, 04:48 PM

lololololol

Malicious Biz · 11-25-2008, 04:52 PM

Don't put all your bananas in one basket. You should diversify your fruit income streams

I suggest buying a stake in Kiwi and Mango as well for a well rounded portfolio

chupachups · 11-25-2008, 04:55 PM

Ebus.. WTF... forget about bananas... you know its all about

MANGO

Machete_ · 11-25-2008, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben

See - even monkeys approve of our profit-making procedures

Here are some of the quotes from our customers:

- Half of the bananas we ate were usually rotten. Now we only eat fresh bananas - thank you Kris

- My Pee smell so much better now

- I bought a fleshlight from the money i saved after reading your ebook

- Assholes, Give me my fucking money back!!!

Machete_ · 11-25-2008, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

Don't put all your bananas in one basket. You should diversify your fruit income streams

I suggest buying a stake in Kiwi and Mango as well for a well rounded portfolio

you and chupachups need to read my ebook and stop joking about my proven profit making ideas. If you know my book, you would know that it dont cross over to other fruits.

This just show everyone how stupid you are - keep posting.

qxm · 11-25-2008, 05:07 PM

this thread has redefined my sense of global webmaster economics...

chupachups · 11-25-2008, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk

This just show everyone how stupid you are - keep posting.

So now I am stupid for joking with you?

Malicious Biz · 11-25-2008, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk

you and chupachups need to read my ebook and stop joking about my proven profit making ideas. If you know my book, you would know that it dont cross over to other fruits.

This just show everyone how stupid you are - keep posting.

It is nothing but sheer madness to invest in just bananas as volatile as the current fruit market is currently. Anyone would listens to you will lose their entire fruit baskets and possibly will endanger their crisper drawers as well.

You're a Madman, sir.

spacedog · 11-25-2008, 07:10 PM

You could give some of the extra bananas to Claire..

Machete_ · 11-26-2008, 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by chupachups

So now I am stupid for joking with you?

i was kidding man

DamageX · 11-26-2008, 04:48 AM

Wonder how many get the spoof.

john_63 · 11-26-2008, 05:49 AM

ebus_"thread of the year 2006"_dk

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=684887

Machete_ · 11-26-2008, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by john_63

ebus_"thread of the year 2006"_dk

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=684887

you probably think the graph i just drew was real as well - dont you?

john_63 · 11-26-2008, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk

you probably think the graph i just drew was real as well - dont you?

yep!

Nicky · 11-26-2008, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk

you probably think the graph i just drew was real as well - dont you?

It wasn't?

Machete_ · 11-26-2008, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

It wasn't?

Well - technically the graph is real in the sense that its there, but what the graph show is only a elaborate and highly intelligent scam I have come up with, to make people sign up for my worthless webmaster newsletter. Later I will spam those guys with hosting offers

chupachups · 11-26-2008, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk

i was kidding man

Mange takk! Faktum är att jag inte läste threaden - jag räknade med att det fanns god "substans" iallafall

Violetta · 11-26-2008, 10:28 AM

yo man...since when did you get back?

chupachups · 11-26-2008, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockatansky

yo man...since when did you get back?

Tråden har bytt språk till skandinaviska! Snakke norsk!

Ethersync · 11-26-2008, 10:46 AM

I was about to run out and go buy some bananas. Your tip saved me from a lot of pain. Thank you eBusk. I signed up for your mailing list and have forwarded this tip to many associates and suggested they do the same

Violetta · 11-26-2008, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by chupachups

Tråden har bytt språk till skandinaviska! Snakke norsk!

ok

Machete_ · 11-26-2008, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockatansky

yo man...since when did you get back?

Yo - never went away, was just focusing im my customers and my health situation, so dident have much time to troll

will76 · 10-22-2010, 12:14 PM

welcome back Ebus!

sortie · 10-22-2010, 01:15 PM

Wow, Ebus evolved from jackass to rep whore.

will76 · 10-22-2010, 01:44 PM

I want a banana now... lol

Dirty Dane · 10-22-2010, 01:50 PM

Many women do not eat them.

harvey · 10-22-2010, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Machete_

If you want a banana, I recommend my customers to buy more then one.

But dont buy to many - they will go bad before you have had a chance to eat them

Our marketing analysis show us a trend where we break-even is close to 4,7 bananas, but you can maybe get close to 5, if you keep them out of the sun.

To get the exact numbers and Best-Procedure approach, sign up for our newsletter at wmroi.com

Our go to www.amazon.com to get our latest Ebook at 39.995,-

I can't trust your research without knowing if the bananas are from Ecuador, Brazil or Mexico. In average, I'd say 3.8 bananaroi is a safe amount

lazycash · 10-22-2010, 02:02 PM

O MARINA · 10-22-2010, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by papill0n

old thread is lame but the monkey is
cuteness

SexSearchSuzanne · 10-22-2010, 02:05 PM

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11-25-2008, 02:05 PM	#1
Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	eBusdk Marketing Tip of the Day If you want a banana, I recommend my customers to buy more then one. But dont buy to many - they will go bad before you have had a chance to eat them Our marketing analysis show us a trend where we break-even is close to 4,7 bananas, but you can maybe get close to 5, if you keep them out of the sun. To get the exact numbers and Best-Procedure approach, sign up for our newsletter at wmroi.com Our go to www.amazon.com to get our latest Ebook at 39.995,-

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Malicious Biz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Put Shoe On Head Plz Posts: 4,575	Don't put all your bananas in one basket. You should diversify your fruit income streams I suggest buying a stake in Kiwi and Mango as well for a well rounded portfolio

11-25-2008, 04:55 PM	#15
chupachups Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden/Spain you sum bitch! Posts: 6,576	Ebus.. WTF... forget about bananas... you know its all about MANGO

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11-25-2008, 07:10 PM	#21
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