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Evil Chris · 10-26-2010, 06:27 AM

A guy from Cape Breton walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi....You know.....I just HATE drawing welfare....I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.

We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2010 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."Because of the
long hours, meals will be provided.

You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."

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If it sounds too good to be true..

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Vendzilla · 10-26-2010, 10:33 AM

Thanx for the funny

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn

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Bump for answers

10-26-2010, 06:27 AM	#1
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,233	Go collect your welfare check!!! A guy from Cape Breton walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi....You know.....I just HATE drawing welfare....I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2010 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive." The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it." __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

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