AWE Contracts GFY Powerposter Superstar - Fatfoo - GoFuckYourself.com

Dave-U · 11-16-2010, 02:45 PM

Cyberspace - Adult Webmaster Empire (AWE) contracts GFY icon Fatfoo. The renowned forumer joined GFY in 2003 and a mind-boggling amount of posts - over 24,000 - have been posted under his profile since then. His unique writing style has added new flavor to posting and created the Foo-language. Fellow forumers strive to out-Foo him ever since!

You can love him or hate him, but you cannot possibly ignore him. Forumers try desperately to add Fatfoo to their ignore list, hands shaking over their mouse, but simply can?t stop interacting with him. His posts make absolutely no sense and their connection to the subject is thinner than a strand of hair, but they never fail to entertain. They are considered addictive like, in the words of one GFY community member, ?sticky little buns that you know are bad for you but there they are, just waiting to be gobbled up?.

Fatfoo is a very strange character who must be originated from another planet, like Mars, and he seems to confirm it when he states: ?Fatfoo cannot exist in real life?. The ET of GFY has a positive personality and a nice word or two to add to any thread started. If you haven?t been charmed by his uplifting character yet, check the effect he has on others. There is not one forumer on GFY who hasn?t got an opinon of him. The judgments range from one extreme to the other: in the opinion of some Fatfoo rocks, others would like to dip him in butter and fry him. Whatever the case, Fatfoo and his hilarious posts are the constant subject of discussions.

AWE is pleased to announce their promotional agreement with the celebrity forumer of GFY and be part of the Fatfoo world. AWE?s new Lifetime promotion will appear in Fatfoo?s signature to reach out to existing and potential affiliates. This latest overture sets a new industry standard with AWE offering the highest live cam revenue sharing program currently available.

An exceptional 50% revenue sharing will be paid out on the November credit purchases of any new Lifetime Members referred to any of the 9 Official AWE Sites between November 1st and 30th, 2010. To further up the ante, AWE is offering 35% revshare on the credit purchases of existing Lifetime members referred before November 1st, 2010.
For a list of AWE?s current promotions please visit this link.

Are you tempted by this exceptional offer? You got Fatfoo?ed!

Chris · 11-16-2010, 02:50 PM

well this is a first lol

a press release regarding the purchase of a signature

Roald · 11-16-2010, 02:53 PM

A contract is an agreement or promise that the law can enforce. The law will enforce some agreements but not others. For example, in most places, if a parent promises to take a child to get ice cream, the law will not enforce that promise as a legal contract.

CaptainHowdy · 11-16-2010, 02:55 PM

You've just too much tought into fatfoo... Oh, wait.

AzteK · 11-16-2010, 02:56 PM

A signature is a special way that people write their name to imply that they agree to something which is written.

Congrats on your new contract on earth.

MikeSmoke · 11-16-2010, 02:57 PM

Sticky buns appear to have a Germanic origin and were originally known as "Schnecken". Released by Universal Pictures, E.T. was a blockbuster, surpassing Star Wars to become the most financially successful film released to that point.
Good luck, Dave-AWE.

woj · 11-16-2010, 02:59 PM

that's great

trannysphere · 11-16-2010, 03:00 PM

hahaha this is quite funny. congrats foo!

Zuzana Designs · 11-16-2010, 03:00 PM

lolz congrats to both parties. FatFoo rocks!

d-null · 11-16-2010, 03:01 PM

Pulling all AWE links...

sarettah · 11-16-2010, 03:07 PM

Signing up as soon as I find an ff post to click the sig in

LeRoy · 11-16-2010, 03:10 PM

Paging the Foo...

babymaker · 11-16-2010, 03:13 PM

Congrat Foo

Get some Self-Shot MILF Content Here: https://gfy.com/showthread.php?p=17704195#post17704195

JFK · 11-16-2010, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null

Pulling all AWE links...

Wizzo · 11-16-2010, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

well this is a first lol

a press release regarding the purchase of a signature

Actually, I think Juicy has had a couple of them in the past...

Dave-U · 11-16-2010, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

Signing up as soon as I find an ff post to click the sig in

Just sent him an email, he should be here soon

AaronM · 11-16-2010, 03:23 PM

Considering that I blocked that fucking idiot months ago, I don't think I'll be seeing your banner in the sig of the awesome "Powerposter Supestar."

What a fucking joke....And you made a thread about it? LOL

chronig · 11-16-2010, 03:26 PM

I wish I was an affiliate just so I could say something rash about pulling all AWE links/etc like the other guy, and it being truthful

fris · 11-16-2010, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

Considering that I blocked that fucking idiot months ago, I don't think I'll be seeing your banner in the sig of the awesome "Powerposter Supestar."

What a fucking joke....And you made a thread about it? LOL

exactly a major portion of active posters, have him on ignore, most of his posts dont make sense, or are generated by wikipedias simple engine, I know i would never recommend anything that his sig promotes, if a big company like AWE wants to take this big of a gamble, well its their loss.

on the other hand if he actually made posts worth a thought that would be different, but hes never changed the way he posts.

candyflip · 11-16-2010, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

well this is a first lol

a press release regarding the purchase of a signature

Actually...no, it isn't.

2intense · 11-16-2010, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null

Pulling all AWE links...

Double trouble · 11-16-2010, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null

Pulling all AWE links...

Fat Panda · 11-16-2010, 03:38 PM

on ignore here

ThumbLord · 11-16-2010, 03:39 PM

Pulling all AWE links 2

PornMD · 11-16-2010, 03:41 PM

Even an announcement of a sig buying is more entertaining and informative than fatfoo's posts. I've had him on ignore for quite a while now.

lazycash · 11-16-2010, 03:43 PM

Over 50% of the active posters here have him on ignore and can't see his sig, congrats on the wise investment. Also, he's admitted to a few in here that he uses a bot that pulls a definition of a keyword in the first post of a thread and autoposts that as a reply. If he's banned, does your contract stipulate that he will pay you back his sig money?

NaughtyRob · 11-16-2010, 03:43 PM

Funniest fake gfy press release ever.

RaiderCash_Dominik · 11-16-2010, 03:46 PM

Promotions are very good. It means you're getting promo price and materials.

Mickey_ · 11-16-2010, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

Considering that I blocked that fucking idiot months ago, I don't think I'll be seeing your banner in the sig of the awesome "Powerposter Supestar."

What a fucking joke....And you made a thread about it? LOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

exactly a major portion of active posters, have him on ignore, most of his posts dont make sense, or are generated by wikipedias simple engine, I know i would never recommend anything that his sig promotes, if a big company like AWE wants to take this big of a gamble, well its their loss.

on the other hand if he actually made posts worth a thought that would be different, but hes never changed the way he posts.

Guess you didn't read the PR.

I challenge you, fellow GFYers, to remove fatfoo from your ignore list, even I have removed him for the duration of this intergalactic promotional agreement.

Space is very cold. The radiation left over from the Big Bang at the beginning of the universe has a temperature of about 2.73 K. However, on Earth the temperature is not as cold.

PornMD · 11-16-2010, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mickey-AWE

Guess you didn't read the PR.

I challenge you, fellow GFYers, to remove fatfoo from your ignore list, even I have removed him for the duration of this intergalactic promotional agreement.

Space is very cold. The radiation left over from the Big Bang at the beginning of the universe has a temperature of about 2.73 K. However, on Earth the temperature is not as cold.

You should challenge fatfoo to make at least one interesting post first.

StinkyPink · 11-16-2010, 03:54 PM

This thread is going to be pages upon pages.

d-null · 11-16-2010, 03:55 PM

troncarver · 11-16-2010, 04:01 PM

pulling links now

atom · 11-16-2010, 04:11 PM

I actually find his posts funny. Not really because of the useless stuff he posts but because the timing of his posts always seem to be spot on.

I hired fatfoo for 2 blog articles just to see how they would turn out. They made no sense at all, but hey, thats ok. I expected as much. I still sent him his $4 via paypal.

I'm sure AWE got his sig for dirt cheap. Im actually kinda pissed I didnt think of this. Kudo's to you guys.

2intense · 11-16-2010, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atom

I still sent him his $4 via paypal.

lol

Si · 11-16-2010, 04:22 PM

funny stuff

itx · 11-16-2010, 04:26 PM

This is a joke?

BruceM · 11-16-2010, 04:26 PM

I pity the foo

fatfoo · 11-16-2010, 04:37 PM

I am flattered. And like that song says, "Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?"

Elli · 11-16-2010, 04:41 PM

I think 'foo has jumped the shark a bit. He was funnier over the summer, but seems to be slipping lately. Now he's bordering on actually participating in conversations. I miss the old 'foo.

BUT congratulations on the new deal!

It should prove entertaining!

bobby666 · 11-16-2010, 04:42 PM

24000 posts..wow

CaptainHowdy · 11-16-2010, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

If he's banned, does your contract stipulate that he will pay you back his sig money?

What an awful thing to say!

mpahlca · 11-16-2010, 04:44 PM

I will now give a special discount to AWE on their next invoice, also FatFoo I would like to personally thank you.

Jason Voorhees · 11-16-2010, 04:48 PM

Anybody who said they were pulling links for AWE don't have any traffic.

trannysphere · 11-16-2010, 04:50 PM

lol buy my sig please :P

willwank · 11-16-2010, 04:54 PM

Haha, love it

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-16-2010, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

I am flattered. And like that song says, "Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?"

The Foo is Phat in this thread...

The Foo can now boast that he is ungainfully employed.

ADG

baddog · 11-16-2010, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald

A contract is an agreement or promise that the law can enforce. The law will enforce some agreements but not others. For example, in most places, if a parent promises to take a child to get ice cream, the law will not enforce that promise as a legal contract.

Very well done.

StinkyPink · 11-16-2010, 04:58 PM

And to top it off the sig is a red X... awesome!

ThumbLord · 11-16-2010, 05:09 PM

what Jason Voorhees said.

11-16-2010, 02:45 PM	#1
Dave-U Product Manager Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Budapest Posts: 929	AWE Contracts GFY Powerposter Superstar - Fatfoo Cyberspace - Adult Webmaster Empire (AWE) contracts GFY icon Fatfoo. The renowned forumer joined GFY in 2003 and a mind-boggling amount of posts - over 24,000 - have been posted under his profile since then. His unique writing style has added new flavor to posting and created the Foo-language. Fellow forumers strive to out-Foo him ever since! You can love him or hate him, but you cannot possibly ignore him. Forumers try desperately to add Fatfoo to their ignore list, hands shaking over their mouse, but simply can?t stop interacting with him. His posts make absolutely no sense and their connection to the subject is thinner than a strand of hair, but they never fail to entertain. They are considered addictive like, in the words of one GFY community member, ?sticky little buns that you know are bad for you but there they are, just waiting to be gobbled up?. Fatfoo is a very strange character who must be originated from another planet, like Mars, and he seems to confirm it when he states: ?Fatfoo cannot exist in real life?. The ET of GFY has a positive personality and a nice word or two to add to any thread started. If you haven?t been charmed by his uplifting character yet, check the effect he has on others. There is not one forumer on GFY who hasn?t got an opinon of him. The judgments range from one extreme to the other: in the opinion of some Fatfoo rocks, others would like to dip him in butter and fry him. Whatever the case, Fatfoo and his hilarious posts are the constant subject of discussions. AWE is pleased to announce their promotional agreement with the celebrity forumer of GFY and be part of the Fatfoo world. AWE?s new Lifetime promotion will appear in Fatfoo?s signature to reach out to existing and potential affiliates. This latest overture sets a new industry standard with AWE offering the highest live cam revenue sharing program currently available. An exceptional 50% revenue sharing will be paid out on the November credit purchases of any new Lifetime Members referred to any of the 9 Official AWE Sites between November 1st and 30th, 2010. To further up the ante, AWE is offering 35% revshare on the credit purchases of existing Lifetime members referred before November 1st, 2010. For a list of AWE?s current promotions please visit this link. Are you tempted by this exceptional offer? You got Fatfoo?ed! __________________ E-mail: david.urban [at] doclerholding [dot] com

11-16-2010, 02:50 PM	#2
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	well this is a first lol a press release regarding the purchase of a signature __________________ [email protected]

11-16-2010, 02:53 PM	#3
Roald SecretFriends.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: IMC Headquarters Posts: 27,884	A contract is an agreement or promise that the law can enforce. The law will enforce some agreements but not others. For example, in most places, if a parent promises to take a child to get ice cream, the law will not enforce that promise as a legal contract. __________________ WE ARE BUYING PAY SITES! CONTACT ME ClubSweethearts \| ManUpFilms \| SinfulXXX \| HOT * AdultPrime * HOT Paying webmasters since 1996! Contact: r.riepen @ sansylgroup.com \| telegram: roaldr

11-16-2010, 02:55 PM	#4
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11-16-2010, 02:57 PM	#6
MikeSmoke Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: SoCal Posts: 3,233	Sticky buns appear to have a Germanic origin and were originally known as "Schnecken". Released by Universal Pictures, E.T. was a blockbuster, surpassing Star Wars to become the most financially successful film released to that point. Good luck, Dave-AWE. __________________ icq: 541-739-92

11-16-2010, 02:56 PM	#5
AzteK Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Northern Cali, USA Posts: 3,445	A signature is a special way that people write their name to imply that they agree to something which is written. Congrats on your new contract on earth.

11-16-2010, 02:59 PM	#7
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11-16-2010, 03:00 PM	#8
trannysphere Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 519	hahaha this is quite funny. congrats foo! __________________ DESIGN IS FILTHY DESIGN DEALS + ICQ:624499299 + designs {at} designisfilthy.com $8 BANNER DESIGN \| $299 for 50 BANNERS \| $449 for 100 BANNERS $15 DOLLAR GALLERY DESIGN \| $129 for 10 GALLERIES \| $199 for 20 GALLERIES

11-16-2010, 03:00 PM	#9
Zuzana Designs All Your Design Needs Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: [email protected] Posts: 20,819	lolz congrats to both parties. FatFoo rocks! __________________ Website Design - Consulting - Development sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work Need a SFW landing page or tour for age verification?

11-16-2010, 03:01 PM	#10
d-null . . . Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NY Posts: 13,724	Pulling all AWE links...

11-16-2010, 03:07 PM	#11
sarettah see you later, I'm gone Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,097	Signing up as soon as I find an ff post to click the sig in __________________ All cookies cleared!

11-16-2010, 03:10 PM	#12
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11-16-2010, 03:13 PM	#13
babymaker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: philly Posts: 4,751	Congrat Foo Get some Self-Shot MILF Content Here: https://gfy.com/showthread.php?p=17704195#post17704195 __________________ $99mo Hosted CMS From ElevatedX! ICQ 293125596

11-16-2010, 03:23 PM	#17
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Considering that I blocked that fucking idiot months ago, I don't think I'll be seeing your banner in the sig of the awesome "Powerposter Supestar." What a fucking joke....And you made a thread about it? LOL

11-16-2010, 03:26 PM	#18
chronig Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,653	I wish I was an affiliate just so I could say something rash about pulling all AWE links/etc like the other guy, and it being truthful

11-16-2010, 03:38 PM	#23
Fat Panda Porn is Dead. Move along. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 13,295	on ignore here

11-16-2010, 03:39 PM	#24
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11-16-2010, 03:41 PM	#25
PornMD Mainstream Businessman Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: San Diego Posts: 9,291	Even an announcement of a sig buying is more entertaining and informative than fatfoo's posts. I've had him on ignore for quite a while now. __________________ Want to crush it in mainstream with Facebook ads? Hit me up.

11-16-2010, 03:43 PM	#26
lazycash Troll Patrol Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Local Socal Posts: 15,214	Over 50% of the active posters here have him on ignore and can't see his sig, congrats on the wise investment. Also, he's admitted to a few in here that he uses a bot that pulls a definition of a keyword in the first post of a thread and autoposts that as a reply. If he's banned, does your contract stipulate that he will pay you back his sig money?

11-16-2010, 03:43 PM	#27
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11-16-2010, 03:46 PM	#28
RaiderCash_Dominik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,145	Promotions are very good. It means you're getting promo price and materials.

11-16-2010, 03:54 PM	#31
StinkyPink It's all goooood. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Hoe Stroll Posts: 1,591	This thread is going to be pages upon pages.

11-16-2010, 03:55 PM	#32
d-null . . . Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NY Posts: 13,724

11-16-2010, 04:01 PM	#33
troncarver Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,584	pulling links now __________________ BADOINK.COM skype: troncarver

11-16-2010, 04:11 PM	#34
atom Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 2,739	I actually find his posts funny. Not really because of the useless stuff he posts but because the timing of his posts always seem to be spot on. I hired fatfoo for 2 blog articles just to see how they would turn out. They made no sense at all, but hey, thats ok. I expected as much. I still sent him his $4 via paypal. I'm sure AWE got his sig for dirt cheap. Im actually kinda pissed I didnt think of this. Kudo's to you guys. __________________ Adult is dead.... Want to push a mainstream product that works? Hit me up at adam @ Natures86 dot com

11-16-2010, 04:22 PM	#36
Si Such Fun! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,900	funny stuff

11-16-2010, 04:26 PM	#37
itx Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 974	This is a joke?

11-16-2010, 04:26 PM	#38
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11-16-2010, 04:37 PM	#39
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	I am flattered. And like that song says, "Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?" __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

11-16-2010, 04:41 PM	#40
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	I think 'foo has jumped the shark a bit. He was funnier over the summer, but seems to be slipping lately. Now he's bordering on actually participating in conversations. I miss the old 'foo. BUT congratulations on the new deal! It should prove entertaining! __________________ Make More Money with Cams and Dating at FFN.com! email: [email protected]

11-16-2010, 04:42 PM	#41
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11-16-2010, 04:44 PM	#43
mpahlca Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 1,821	I will now give a special discount to AWE on their next invoice, also FatFoo I would like to personally thank you. __________________ I could give two shits wether you read this sig or not.

11-16-2010, 04:48 PM	#44
Jason Voorhees So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Camp Crystal Lake. Posts: 843	Anybody who said they were pulling links for AWE don't have any traffic.

11-16-2010, 04:50 PM	#45
trannysphere Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 519	lol buy my sig please :P __________________ DESIGN IS FILTHY DESIGN DEALS + ICQ:624499299 + designs {at} designisfilthy.com $8 BANNER DESIGN \| $299 for 50 BANNERS \| $449 for 100 BANNERS $15 DOLLAR GALLERY DESIGN \| $129 for 10 GALLERIES \| $199 for 20 GALLERIES

11-16-2010, 04:54 PM	#46
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