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GregE · 11-19-2010, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiopa_Matt

They let you stay in a secured area, keep your luggage for you, and let you get drunk & eat while you play on the internet, until you're ready to board your flight pissed and ready to pass out. You stumble onto the plane, wake up at your destination, and onwards with your life you go.

Not sure of your country of origin, but that sounds like a civilized traveling experience to me

Oh, and there be 50 traveling nightmares we've heard about in this thread.

Sarah_Jayne · 11-20-2010, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Boneprone fucked her...

Sarah, I assume you meant that you are flying to (not from) SF on Monday, right?

If you are already here, send me an e-mail about how to contact you and maybe we can get together for a drink/bite if you have time (I mean food - no groping, we're both married, LOL).

Supposed to rain this weekend, but dry skies after that.

ADG

UGH! I am flying 'from'. I have been here since the 12th. However,I am coming back in April(ish) time for longer. I already mentioned to Baddog that would mind doing a small webmaster get together. I don't know if you remember Tofu (used to work for adult.com) but he is in this area too and we met up last night and he is still doing sites and up for it too. So, hopefully next time!

When I got here, the weather was amazing...not so much yesterday and today..lol

CaptainWolfy · 11-20-2010, 10:06 AM

you have to do that?!

nikki99 · 11-20-2010, 10:07 AM

I want the police to look at me naked

Agent 488 · 11-20-2010, 10:12 AM

there have been reports of middle eastern men yelling "don't touch my junk" and being let on without a pat down. there we be a bomb going off on a plane because of this mark my words ...

Amputate Your Head · 11-20-2010, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

there have been reports of middle eastern men yelling "don't touch my junk" and being let on without a pat down. there we be a bomb going off on a plane because of this mark my words ...

if someone really wants to bring down a plane, they will find a way.

these scanners and grope sessions do nothing to prevent it.

Sarah_Jayne · 11-20-2010, 10:19 AM

If they want to put us through all of this they can at least give us a free checked bag.

Agent 488 · 11-20-2010, 10:20 AM

i think what might work better is if the passengers patted each other down. sort of like those seminars or meetings where you shake the hand of the persons sitting beside you. that might help relieve some of the anxiety.

Amputate Your Head · 11-20-2010, 10:24 AM

have they implemented the Scanner Fee and the Pat-Down Fee yet?

you know they will, it's just a matter of time.

Sarah_Jayne · 11-20-2010, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

have they implemented the Scanner Fee and the Pat-Down Fee yet?

you know they will, it's just a matter of time.

I wish you were wrong.

brassmonkey · 11-20-2010, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Would you warm your hands first?

yep sure would.

Peaches · 11-21-2010, 08:11 PM

I was groped in London and Shannon back in 07 (I think that's when we were there??). And I've yet to know ANYONE who's gotten picked to be groped in the states. Many of my friends are disappointed

I'm just trying to figure out how to get groped w/o having to buy a plane ticket.

Sarah_Jayne · 11-21-2010, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

I was groped in London and Shannon back in 07 (I think that's when we were there??). And I've yet to know ANYONE who's gotten picked to be groped in the states. Many of my friends are disappointed

I'm just trying to figure out how to get groped w/o having to buy a plane ticket.

Well it is tomorrow morning so I will let you know if I become the one you know that has been gateraped.

Sarah_Jayne · 11-23-2010, 02:26 PM

In the end, there was no choice. I had to go through the naked scan thing and so did everybody else.

MaDalton · 11-23-2010, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by nikki99

I want the police to look at me naked

do you still have a male passport? i wonder how they usually react when they see you in general

pornguy · 11-23-2010, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

I've already made my choice. I won't fly.

and before someone poo-poos the notion, think about it for a minute. If just half the people flying made this choice, those body scanners would be out of commission in a heartbeat.

Boycotts work, regardless of what the airline propaganda machine tells you, but only if people participate.

So very true..

I wont be flying for some time to come.

KrissyElise · 11-23-2010, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by nikki99

I want the police to look at me naked

Then they will know

Sly · 11-23-2010, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

In the end, there was no choice. I had to go through the naked scan thing and so did everybody else.

Are you saying that they would not allow you to opt out?

Sarah_Jayne · 11-23-2010, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Are you saying that they would not allow you to opt out?

I was not given any other option than to go through the body scanner. I don't know what would have happened if I objected but I wasn't out and out given a choice, no.

Elli · 11-23-2010, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

I was not given any other option than to go through the body scanner. I don't know what would have happened if I objected but I wasn't out and out given a choice, no.

Woah. It should always be an option to opt out. TSA are such jerks (for the most part).

bhutocracy · 11-24-2010, 01:02 AM

Whilst completely acknowledging how ridiculous security in the US is and how annoying it is to even have to take off your shoes now, it's completely fascinating watching people complain about radiation from the machines. The ignorance shown is astounding.

Firstly, there are two types of machines, one doesn't use radiation, secondly, if you are worried about radiation, DON'T FLY. Complaining about backscatter imaging before flying is like complaining about the carcinogenic effect of the alcohol in one beer someone is forcing you to drink before you get to drink your 150 beers. Flying irradiates the shit out of you. Does no one know this?

Sly · 11-24-2010, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

I was not given any other option than to go through the body scanner. I don't know what would have happened if I objected but I wasn't out and out given a choice, no.

Nobody is really given a choice. You have to outright request it. It isn't "open disclosure" like the TSA makes it sound in the news.

Relentless · 11-24-2010, 06:57 AM

Nobody flys more than JFK...

If the policy stays in place he is going to have sore balls from rough TSA agents and enough radiation to make his mustache fall off.

Sarah_Jayne · 11-24-2010, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Relentless

Nobody flys more than JFK...

If the policy stays in place he is going to have sore balls from rough TSA agents and enough radiation to make his mustache fall off.

McSpike · 11-24-2010, 08:44 AM

People, there will be no boycotting. There will be no protests. There will however be a ton of patriot terrorist scared people in line approving everything and anything the govt says is good for their safety. So do yourself a favor and accept everything they give you. The sooner the better.

What I don't however understand is why don't the evil bad terrorists blow up buses. Can you imagine having all the petting and scanning done before you enter a bus. The money spent on the safety...

It's a free country. And you get to glow in the dark, too.

CaptainHowdy · 11-24-2010, 08:45 AM

Being molested can sometimes be a good thing...

cwd · 11-24-2010, 08:52 AM

its all about the money, plain and simple.

After the arrest of the underwear bomber last Christmas, (former U.S. Homeland Security chief Michael) Chertoff hit the airwaves and wrote an op-ed in The Washington Post advocating the full-body scanning systems without disclosing that Rapiscan Systems was a client of his firm. The aborted terror plot prompted the Transportation Security Agency to order 300 machines from Rapiscan. Yet last spring, the Government Accountability Office reported that, "It remains unclear whether [the scanners] would have been able to detect the weapon" used in the aborted bombing attempt. And according to a recent report by DHS's Inspector General, the training of airport screeners is rushed and poorly supervised.

In the past year and a half, $118 million in stimulus funds have been used to buy technology from Rapiscan, but all that money hasn't produced many jobs -- the ostensible purpose of the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act. In fact, it accounts for only 84 positions, according to a HuffPost analysis of government data, meaning roughly $1.4 million was spent to create each job.

Rapiscan has upped its lobbying expenditures in recent years, spending $271,500 so far this year compared to $80,000 five years ago, USA Today reports.

McSpike · 11-24-2010, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by cwd

its all about the money, plain and simple.

amen. funny tho, people are worried about the scan, the radiation, the pat downs, but rarely anyone sees the connection.

FEAR = MONEY.

Sausage · 11-24-2010, 09:55 AM

#1 reason why i have cancelled my 2011 USA trip.

You guys are turning into a police state.

SpicyM · 11-24-2010, 11:16 AM

Whats the deal? The scanner does not show a pussy or dick, just the underwear so I wouldnt be that uncomfortable about it?

Sausage · 11-24-2010, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM

Whats the deal? The scanner does not show a pussy or dick, just the underwear so I wouldnt be that uncomfortable about it?

Actually the scanner does show those.

The scanner photos released by your authorities had those things edited out.

Tom_PM · 11-24-2010, 11:20 AM

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, huh? Where's our modern day FDR to knock some sense into the people before you need to present your dna sample to use a coke machine?

Phoenix · 11-24-2010, 11:22 AM

i think im not that into flying anymore....radiation is high from those machines

Zyber · 11-24-2010, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

I've already made my choice. I won't fly.

and before someone poo-poos the notion, think about it for a minute. If just half the people flying made this choice, those body scanners would be out of commission in a heartbeat.

Boycotts work, regardless of what the airline propaganda machine tells you, but only if people participate.

Exactly. Vote with your wallet.

This madness is also coming to Europe now, and is in some airports already. Fortunately you can always fly to other airports or skip flying.

I wonder if this will affect the tourism in the States.

Zyber · 11-24-2010, 11:47 AM

Do these TSA massage folks also give happy ending, or is it VIP-only?

Agent 488 · 11-24-2010, 11:52 AM

i still don't see what the big deal is. freedom isn't free.

"the tree of freedom sometimes has to be watered with the blood of the rights the individual." - thomas jefferson.

PR_Glen · 11-24-2010, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy

This thread is useless without pics!!

uncle fester?

Elli · 11-24-2010, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM

Whats the deal? The scanner does not show a pussy or dick, just the underwear so I wouldnt be that uncomfortable about it?

I read an article last night that stated the scanners can even see women's sanitary napkins and such.

http://www.alternet.org/rights/14889... scanners%22/

cwd · 11-24-2010, 01:20 PM

Sarah next time be sure to wear one of these

http://www.refinery29.com/stick-it-t...en-message.php

Penthouse Tony · 11-24-2010, 01:37 PM

Do they change their gloves between each pat down? I wouldn't want to get anyone's body lice.

camgirlshide · 11-24-2010, 01:47 PM

I would pick being molested. I don't trust that you won't get stuck in the scanner with it on giving you significantly more radiation than the designers intended. Think how many times you get stuck in the current metal detector because they tell you to come through and then some idiot does something in front of you

Tasty1 · 11-24-2010, 02:05 PM

I didn't know they already use full body scanners. Also in Miami and Las vegas?
For me a reason to avoid USA.

He, it is even in the news, opt-out day
http://www.radio1.nl/contents/22148-...n-bodyscanners

Kris Alingod – AHN News Contributor
Miami, FL, United States (AHN) – A Transportation Security Agency employee at Miami International Airport has been arrested for attacking a co-worker who teased him about the size of his genitals after he walked through a body scanner.
http://gantdaily.com/2010/05/07/joke...eating-arrest/

Tasty1 · 11-24-2010, 02:13 PM

When terrorist figure out that a scan only shows things on the body, there will be full MRI scans on the aiports.

Scott McD · 11-24-2010, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikki99

I want the police to look at me naked

Scott McD · 11-24-2010, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relentless

Nobody flys more than JFK...

If the policy stays in place he is going to have sore balls from rough TSA agents and enough radiation to make his mustache fall off.

Funny !!

Tasty1 · 11-24-2010, 02:22 PM

Suspected bomb an anal vibrator

u-Bob · 11-24-2010, 02:33 PM

<--- stopped flying to the US and stopped using UK airports because of the BS security theater.

Sarah_Jayne · 11-24-2010, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Bjorn_Tasty1

Suspected bomb an anal vibrator

Are those tongs pulling it out?

drx · 11-24-2010, 09:30 PM

damn u get radiation?

SpicyM · 11-27-2010, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Sausage

Actually the scanner does show those.

The scanner photos released by your authorities had those things edited out.

so the pics that were on the net (and the one in this thead) are all edited? I thoght those are the real ones.. shit..

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