Are you a dead shit lump or can you adapt?
 

(Props to Squishy for making me think)

2 Part thread actually:

Part 1:

What the fuck were you doing 2 years ago and how have you changed or advanced beyond that?

I'll start.

I look at the shit I did two years ago, and honestly.... I wouldn;t claim it as my work unless cornered with a gun. I like to think I've developed at least a little since then. But then.... maybe it's just the ever-changing atmosphere of the biz that has dictated it. Who knows. Anyway, what the fuck have YOU done since then? Anything? Or are you just trying to hang on to what you got until it burns out for good?

Part 2:

Newbs.

I fucking hate you. I hate your stupid fucking questions. I hate your ignorance. Why can't you do some fucking research and read the tons of shit that has already been written and discussed? Why do you napalm us with your stupid fucking shit day in and day out? Don't you realize that we really don't like you?

And a surprise Part 3:

Whoever added my email to the spam lists.... thank you. I'm harvesting every single spam I get, and adding it to my own list. What a great fucking service you have provided. I would have had to PAY for this shit..... and it's all for free. :glugglug

Oh hey, you realize that not a single one of these spams has actually made it to my inbox...... right?

stupid fucking spammers.

[Labret]?

yeah.. I'm a [Labret] alias.

Newbs are people too..:)

shut up

:winkwink:

no they're not.

Doncha know, Amp, this is the "hold my hand and do my work for me" generation.

They don't do research :)

Its 10:30 pm EST and i did not get laid this weekend

Im a newb, dont you love me??

I got a special kinda love for you....

Hey I like that concept...now to find someone to do that? Amp ya busy?:Graucho

Well, what did you expect? Too many fuckers out there run their businesses like pyramid schemes. When you make it ridiculously easy for people to break into the business, you attract stupider and stupider newbies.

I know you do

Couldn't have said it better! :)

My postcount is low, therefore I must be a newbie.

i'm typing with one hand right now because the other one is holding my cock.

true

is there any question?

Are you threatening me, punk?

yes.

Well I've fucked a queen.
I've fucked fucked.
I've even sucked an old man's cock.
So what.
So what.
And I've fucked a sheep.
I've fucked a goat.
I rammed my cock right down his throat.
So what.
So what.
So what, so what, you boring little fuck.

cough *Lucloney * cough

you should see if Hallmark wants to buy that...

ah go back to designer school. your work sucks.

Newbs.

I fucking hate you.



LOL

lol..... it sucks so much that I've got redundant orders until I die....



your comment sucks.... try again newb.

I'll weigh in on the lump of shit side. We're obviously over-represented here but what the fuck.:winkwink:

Lude, will you marry me?

$5.00? Motel room? I hardly know you!

*raises hand*

I WOULD LIKE TO BE A DEAD SHIT LUMP!

*blop*

What's a TGP?

dead shit lump sounds like a song title.

I've seen dead shit lumps adapt before. :Graucho

Were we not all newbies at one point? :2 cents:
And still at somethings?

I started into the business not even a year ago, and we do just fine.

I'm going to go to Thailand and adopt a cute little...oh,ADAPT...uh, dead shit lump, I guess.:Oh crap