Are you a dead shit lump or can you adapt? - GoFuckYourself.com

Amputate Your Head · 02-02-2003, 08:33 PM

(Props to Squishy for making me think)

2 Part thread actually:

Part 1:

What the fuck were you doing 2 years ago and how have you changed or advanced beyond that?

I'll start.

I look at the shit I did two years ago, and honestly.... I wouldn;t claim it as my work unless cornered with a gun. I like to think I've developed at least a little since then. But then.... maybe it's just the ever-changing atmosphere of the biz that has dictated it. Who knows. Anyway, what the fuck have YOU done since then? Anything? Or are you just trying to hang on to what you got until it burns out for good?

Part 2:

Newbs.

I fucking hate you. I hate your stupid fucking questions. I hate your ignorance. Why can't you do some fucking research and read the tons of shit that has already been written and discussed? Why do you napalm us with your stupid fucking shit day in and day out? Don't you realize that we really don't like you?

And a surprise Part 3:

Whoever added my email to the spam lists.... thank you. I'm harvesting every single spam I get, and adding it to my own list. What a great fucking service you have provided. I would have had to PAY for this shit..... and it's all for free.

Oh hey, you realize that not a single one of these spams has actually made it to my inbox...... right?

stupid fucking spammers.

Nippon · 02-02-2003, 08:37 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Newbs.

I fucking hate you.

[Labret]?

Amputate Your Head · 02-02-2003, 08:37 PM

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Originally posted by Nippon

[Labret]?

yeah.. I'm a [Labret] alias.

Spunky · 02-02-2003, 08:38 PM

Newbs are people too..

MrPopup · 02-02-2003, 08:38 PM

shut up

Amputate Your Head · 02-02-2003, 08:39 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Newbs are people too..

no they're not.

LadyMischief · 02-02-2003, 08:41 PM

Doncha know, Amp, this is the "hold my hand and do my work for me" generation.

They don't do research

Juicy D. Links · 02-02-2003, 08:43 PM

Its 10:30 pm EST and i did not get laid this weekend

Gary · 02-02-2003, 08:45 PM

Im a newb, dont you love me??

Amputate Your Head · 02-02-2003, 08:46 PM

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Originally posted by Gary
Im a newb, dont you love me??

I got a special kinda love for you....

Spunky · 02-02-2003, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
"hold my hand and do my work for me"

Hey I like that concept...now to find someone to do that? Amp ya busy?

Interlude · 02-02-2003, 08:53 PM

Well, what did you expect? Too many fuckers out there run their businesses like pyramid schemes. When you make it ridiculously easy for people to break into the business, you attract stupider and stupider newbies.

Gary · 02-02-2003, 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

I got a special kinda love for you....

I know you do

Gutterboy · 02-02-2003, 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by Interlude
Well, what did you expect? Too many fuckers out there run their businesses like pyramid schemes. When you make it ridiculously easy for people to break into the business, you attract stupider and stupider newbies.

Couldn't have said it better!

Nippon · 02-02-2003, 08:57 PM

My postcount is low, therefore I must be a newbie.

mike503 · 02-02-2003, 09:01 PM

i'm typing with one hand right now because the other one is holding my cock.

Gary · 02-02-2003, 09:13 PM

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Originally posted by Nippon
My postcount is low, therefore I must be a newbie.

true

Amputate Your Head · 02-02-2003, 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by Nippon
My postcount is low, therefore I must be a newbie.

is there any question?

Nippon · 02-02-2003, 09:16 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

is there any question?

Are you threatening me, punk?

Amputate Your Head · 02-02-2003, 09:16 PM

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Originally posted by Nippon

Are you threatening me, punk?

yes.

Nippon · 02-02-2003, 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

yes.

Well I've fucked a queen.
I've fucked fucked.
I've even sucked an old man's cock.
So what.
So what.
And I've fucked a sheep.
I've fucked a goat.
I rammed my cock right down his throat.
So what.
So what.
So what, so what, you boring little fuck.

Spunky · 02-02-2003, 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by Nippon

Are you threatening me, punk?

cough *Lucloney * cough

Amputate Your Head · 02-02-2003, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by Nippon

Well I've fucked a queen.
I've fucked fucked.
I've even sucked an old man's cock.
So what.
So what.
And I've fucked a sheep.
I've fucked a goat.
I rammed my cock right down his throat.
So what.
So what.
So what, so what, you boring little fuck.

you should see if Hallmark wants to buy that...

Nippon · 02-02-2003, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

you should see if Hallmark wants to buy that...

ah go back to designer school. your work sucks.

drops · 02-02-2003, 09:22 PM

Newbs.

I fucking hate you.

LOL

Amputate Your Head · 02-02-2003, 09:24 PM

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Originally posted by Nippon

ah go back to designer school. your work sucks.

lol..... it sucks so much that I've got redundant orders until I die....

your comment sucks.... try again newb.

Ludedude · 02-02-2003, 09:25 PM

I'll weigh in on the lump of shit side. We're obviously over-represented here but what the fuck.

Nippon · 02-02-2003, 09:26 PM

Lude, will you marry me?

Ludedude · 02-02-2003, 09:29 PM

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Originally posted by Nippon
Lude, will you marry me?

$5.00? Motel room? I hardly know you!

FATPad · 02-02-2003, 09:30 PM

*raises hand*

I WOULD LIKE TO BE A DEAD SHIT LUMP!

*blop*

LiveDose · 02-03-2003, 12:12 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Newbs.

I fucking hate you. I hate your stupid fucking questions. I hate your ignorance. Why can't you do some fucking research and read the tons of shit that has already been written and discussed? Why do you napalm us with your stupid fucking shit day in and day out? Don't you realize that we really don't like you?

What's a TGP?

quiet · 02-03-2003, 12:13 AM

dead shit lump sounds like a song title.

Voodoo · 02-03-2003, 12:17 AM

I've seen dead shit lumps adapt before.

pink_in_the_middle · 02-03-2003, 01:01 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

no they're not.

Were we not all newbies at one point?

And still at somethings?

Socks · 02-03-2003, 01:04 AM

I started into the business not even a year ago, and we do just fine.

escorpio · 02-03-2003, 01:24 AM

I'm going to go to Thailand and adopt a cute little...oh,ADAPT...uh, dead shit lump, I guess.

02-02-2003, 08:33 PM	#1
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Are you a dead shit lump or can you adapt? (Props to Squishy for making me think) 2 Part thread actually: Part 1: What the fuck were you doing 2 years ago and how have you changed or advanced beyond that? I'll start. I look at the shit I did two years ago, and honestly.... I wouldn;t claim it as my work unless cornered with a gun. I like to think I've developed at least a little since then. But then.... maybe it's just the ever-changing atmosphere of the biz that has dictated it. Who knows. Anyway, what the fuck have YOU done since then? Anything? Or are you just trying to hang on to what you got until it burns out for good? Part 2: Newbs. I fucking hate you. I hate your stupid fucking questions. I hate your ignorance. Why can't you do some fucking research and read the tons of shit that has already been written and discussed? Why do you napalm us with your stupid fucking shit day in and day out? Don't you realize that we really don't like you? And a surprise Part 3: Whoever added my email to the spam lists.... thank you. I'm harvesting every single spam I get, and adding it to my own list. What a great fucking service you have provided. I would have had to PAY for this shit..... and it's all for free. Oh hey, you realize that not a single one of these spams has actually made it to my inbox...... right? stupid fucking spammers. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

02-02-2003, 08:38 PM	#4
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02-02-2003, 08:43 PM	#8
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Its 10:30 pm EST and i did not get laid this weekend

02-02-2003, 08:45 PM	#9
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02-02-2003, 08:53 PM	#12
Interlude Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: State of Denial Posts: 1,147	Well, what did you expect? Too many fuckers out there run their businesses like pyramid schemes. When you make it ridiculously easy for people to break into the business, you attract stupider and stupider newbies.

02-02-2003, 08:57 PM	#15
Nippon Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 78	My postcount is low, therefore I must be a newbie.

02-02-2003, 09:22 PM	#25
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02-02-2003, 09:25 PM	#27
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02-02-2003, 09:26 PM	#28
Nippon Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 78	Lude, will you marry me?

02-02-2003, 09:30 PM	#30
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02-03-2003, 12:13 AM	#32
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	dead shit lump sounds like a song title.

02-03-2003, 12:17 AM	#33
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02-03-2003, 01:04 AM	#35
Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	I started into the business not even a year ago, and we do just fine.

02-03-2003, 01:24 AM	#36
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