My son just asked me what would happen if ??????
 

My son just asked me what happens when you swallow gum ... I told him in 4-6 days there will be a gum tree growing out of his belly button ... i had 2 removed as a kid ..but you have to wait till it gets about 8-12 inches in size first ......... He started to cry ..... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh I'm evil ... :)



even after i told him i was kidding he still questioned me on if it would happen ..

You probably traumatized him for life :1orglaugh

.....can just see him checking his button when he wakes up every day lol

Now you gotta deal with "dad your a liar" when the 6 days are up!

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now he will tell this to all his friends and they will laugh at him

Way to fuck up your own child. :)

tell him what I told my little brother D$ at age 8..
If you fart real hard- you'll blow a bubble out of your ass...

I think he shit himself an hour later
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mike!!!!!!!! hit me up bro, i think i found some talent....

LMMFAO Haha!

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Fart bubbles - I love it

Mikey - turn on ICQ - I need your assistance - again :Oh crap

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You are a bad father. Thanks for letting us know...

hilarious-i'll remember that one for future use! :small-smi

Fucking hilarious. :1orglaugh

Mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Trafficccccccccccccc , it is needed by someone

I know I'm going to pay for that one ... i can hear him in my head telling his shrink in 5 years ..on my dime ... :Oh crap


I'll turn on my ICQ ..

You know how to scare little kid :D

My dad used to tell me that if I swallowed a watermelon seed, a watermelon would grow in my belly. I believed him for a really, really long time.

put a blade of grass in his belly button when he is sleeping then wake him and tell him it is the first leaf.

I like that ... but if i did that ... I would really fuck him up :Oh crap

parent are supposed to fuck with their kids. I had my daughter convinced that cows were actually pigs. I used to point out the window as we drove past a field saying look the pigs baby. what sound do pigs make?

"Moo Moo"

That's what parents are for.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh I love that ... Ray fucks with his kids a lot more then me ... i just feel bad after and tell him right away that I'm messing with him ..

so wronggggggggggggggggggggggggg

but funny

lol

:1orglaugh lol funny yet EVIL!!!! lol

you're a very bad person. that kid is scarred for life LOL

haha
owned..

:1orglaugh That would traumatize the lil guy

Never did anything with gum but I remember tellingl my daughter that when I was her age the world was in black and white. Color didn't get invented until I was 15!

HAHAHA thats funny

ah wait till he wants to get a tattoo ...

ahahahahaha

your son would kill you when he grow up and get frustrated on that gum thing you told him.

uhum......

I still have to go down to see your guys ... tomorrow the girl that start to work on my right arm is doing a Koi Fish on the inside of my arm ... should feel great .... :1orglaugh :helpme

You are such a great dad man. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
I would love to do that to other kid but not on my own son.

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I won't let you answer that one to my kid :1orglaugh too funny

hahahaha

your so funny..