My son just asked me what would happen if ?????? - GoFuckYourself.com

MikeVega · 08-13-2005, 03:52 PM

My son just asked me what happens when you swallow gum ... I told him in 4-6 days there will be a gum tree growing out of his belly button ... i had 2 removed as a kid ..but you have to wait till it gets about 8-12 inches in size first ......... He started to cry .....

I'm evil ...

even after i told him i was kidding he still questioned me on if it would happen ..

The Ghost · 08-13-2005, 03:53 PM

You probably traumatized him for life

thaifan99 · 08-13-2005, 04:05 PM

.....can just see him checking his button when he wakes up every day lol

Now you gotta deal with "dad your a liar" when the 6 days are up!

gangbangjoe · 08-13-2005, 04:08 PM

now he will tell this to all his friends and they will laugh at him

DamageX · 08-13-2005, 04:09 PM

Way to fuck up your own child.

TheGoldenChild · 08-13-2005, 04:12 PM

tell him what I told my little brother D$ at age 8..
If you fart real hard- you'll blow a bubble out of your ass...

I think he shit himself an hour later

MrIzzz · 08-13-2005, 04:14 PM

mike!!!!!!!! hit me up bro, i think i found some talent....

Murderous · 08-13-2005, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle

tell him what I told my little brother D$ at age 8..
If you fart real hard- you'll blow a bubble out of your ass...

I think he shit himself an hour later

LMMFAO Haha!

llporter · 08-13-2005, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle

tell him what I told my little brother D$ at age 8..
If you fart real hard- you'll blow a bubble out of your ass...

I think he shit himself an hour later

Fart bubbles - I love it

fusionx · 08-13-2005, 04:16 PM

Mikey - turn on ICQ - I need your assistance - again

Trent Edison · 08-13-2005, 04:19 PM

You are a bad father. Thanks for letting us know...

[illnet]-Tracie · 08-13-2005, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle

tell him what I told my little brother D$ at age 8..
If you fart real hard- you'll blow a bubble out of your ass...

I think he shit himself an hour later

hilarious-i'll remember that one for future use!

DamageX · 08-13-2005, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle

tell him what I told my little brother D$ at age 8..
If you fart real hard- you'll blow a bubble out of your ass...

I think he shit himself an hour later

Fucking hilarious.

Juicy D. Links · 08-13-2005, 04:21 PM

Mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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MikeVega · 08-13-2005, 04:43 PM

I know I'm going to pay for that one ... i can hear him in my head telling his shrink in 5 years ..on my dime ...

I'll turn on my ICQ ..

Basic_man · 08-13-2005, 04:45 PM

You know how to scare little kid :D

myjah · 08-13-2005, 04:49 PM

My dad used to tell me that if I swallowed a watermelon seed, a watermelon would grow in my belly. I believed him for a really, really long time.

jukeboxfrank · 08-13-2005, 04:57 PM

put a blade of grass in his belly button when he is sleeping then wake him and tell him it is the first leaf.

MikeVega · 08-13-2005, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jukeboxfrank

put a blade of grass in his belly button when he is sleeping then wake him and tell him it is the first leaf.

I like that ... but if i did that ... I would really fuck him up

Doc911 · 08-13-2005, 05:37 PM

parent are supposed to fuck with their kids. I had my daughter convinced that cows were actually pigs. I used to point out the window as we drove past a field saying look the pigs baby. what sound do pigs make?

"Moo Moo"

escorpio · 08-13-2005, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVega

I like that ... but if i did that ... I would really fuck him up

That's what parents are for.

MikeVega · 08-13-2005, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc911

parent are supposed to fuck with their kids. I had my daughter convinced that cows were actually pigs. I used to point out the window as we drove past a field saying look the pigs baby. what sound do pigs make?

"Moo Moo"

I love that ... Ray fucks with his kids a lot more then me ... i just feel bad after and tell him right away that I'm messing with him ..

seeric · 08-13-2005, 05:41 PM

so wronggggggggggggggggggggggggg

but funny

lol

jscott · 08-13-2005, 05:42 PM

lol funny yet EVIL!!!! lol

tristan_D · 08-14-2005, 05:43 PM

you're a very bad person. that kid is scarred for life LOL

JuiceMonkey · 08-14-2005, 05:45 PM

haha
owned..

Spunky · 08-14-2005, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jukeboxfrank

put a blade of grass in his belly button when he is sleeping then wake him and tell him it is the first leaf.

That would traumatize the lil guy

Bama · 08-14-2005, 06:13 PM

Never did anything with gum but I remember tellingl my daughter that when I was her age the world was in black and white. Color didn't get invented until I was 15!

Pete-KT · 08-14-2005, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle

tell him what I told my little brother D$ at age 8..
If you fart real hard- you'll blow a bubble out of your ass...

I think he shit himself an hour later

HAHAHA thats funny

jonesy · 08-14-2005, 06:27 PM

ah wait till he wants to get a tattoo ...

sharpx9 · 08-14-2005, 06:35 PM

ahahahahaha

reed_4 · 08-14-2005, 07:24 PM

your son would kill you when he grow up and get frustrated on that gum thing you told him.

josian · 08-14-2005, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghost Pro Sales

You probably traumatized him for life

uhum......

MikeVega · 08-14-2005, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonesy

ah wait till he wants to get a tattoo ...

I still have to go down to see your guys ... tomorrow the girl that start to work on my right arm is doing a Koi Fish on the inside of my arm ... should feel great ....

PixeLs · 08-15-2005, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVega

My son just asked me what happens when you swallow gum ... I told him in 4-6 days there will be a gum tree growing out of his belly button ... i had 2 removed as a kid ..but you have to wait till it gets about 8-12 inches in size first ......... He started to cry .....

I'm evil ...

even after i told him i was kidding he still questioned me on if it would happen ..

You are such a great dad man.

I would love to do that to other kid but not on my own son.

boner 2.0 · 08-15-2005, 12:21 AM

I won't let you answer that one to my kid

too funny

naugthygUrL · 08-15-2005, 12:47 AM

hahahaha

your so funny..

08-13-2005, 03:52 PM	#1
MikeVega Porntrepreneur Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York Posts: 12,788	My son just asked me what would happen if ?????? My son just asked me what happens when you swallow gum ... I told him in 4-6 days there will be a gum tree growing out of his belly button ... i had 2 removed as a kid ..but you have to wait till it gets about 8-12 inches in size first ......... He started to cry ..... I'm evil ... even after i told him i was kidding he still questioned me on if it would happen .. __________________ Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	so wronggggggggggggggggggggggggg but funny lol

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