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xenigo 12-29-2009 04:51 AM

Don't hit the gym after the 1st...
 
From the 1st of January to about the middle of February, the gym will be unfathomably ridiculously incredibly intolerably packed with New Years Resolutionists.

It usually takes a couple months for all the fat girls and fat boys to reconcile their destiny as hopelessly rotund.

Unless you're like me and go at around midnight. Then you might actually be able to score a machine.

Scott McD 12-29-2009 06:00 AM

Yeah i never go near a gym but i can imagine what it's like at the start of a new year. Idiots saying they are gonna lose X amount of weight, only to give up after a few weeks.

Pointless...

magpan 12-29-2009 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 16690872)
From the 1st of January to about the middle of February, the gym will be unfathomably ridiculously incredibly intolerably packed with New Years Resolutionists.

It usually takes a couple months for all the fat girls and fat boys to reconcile their destiny as hopelessly rotund.

Unless you're like me and go at around midnight. Then you might actually be able to score a machine.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh I hate waiting for machines.

NetHorse 12-29-2009 07:04 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I approve of this thread. :thumbsup

Fletch XXX 12-29-2009 07:05 AM

good thread LOL

Lace 12-29-2009 07:37 AM

just get a membership to a 24hr gym then head over after midnight.

wizzart 12-29-2009 07:47 AM

I was just planing to start hitting gym from 1st

Zayne E. 12-29-2009 08:23 AM

I thought the same thing but had no issues last year. Turns out "the new year's resolutionists" need to also resolve their issues about procrastinating. The gym is no more busy at 7am than the rest of the year :2 cents:

candyflip 12-29-2009 08:25 AM

We have a nice setup here at home that doesn't get used much...why would I bother going to the gym?

AIbenjamink 12-29-2009 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace (Post 16691110)
just get a membership to a 24hr gym then head over after midnight.

You can't beat a 24 hour gym :thumbsup

sexandcash 12-29-2009 09:23 AM

This is indeed the truth Xenigo...

gandalfuy 12-29-2009 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace (Post 16691110)
just get a membership to a 24hr gym then head over after midnight.

:thumbsup:thumbsup

jay23 12-29-2009 09:58 AM

9.30 am to 10.30 am perfect time, the morning crowd is gone and the old folks dont come until 11

or

9 PM to 11 PM, i find this is the best time

stoner529 12-29-2009 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 16690942)
Yeah i never go near a gym but i can imagine what it's like at the start of a new year. Idiots saying they are gonna lose X amount of weight, only to give up after a few weeks.

Pointless...

The problem with losing weight is that it is like an actual job. it is work that you don't get paid for. maybe if the government gave a fat bailout to anyone who maintains there weight at what it is supposed to be for age and height, they get a tax break.

just a thought.

AIbenjamink 12-29-2009 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stoner529 (Post 16691481)
The problem with losing weight is that it is like an actual job. it is work that you don't get paid for. maybe if the government gave a fat bailout to anyone who maintains there weight at what it is supposed to be for age and height, they get a tax break.

just a thought.

I hope this is a joke....

O MARINA 12-29-2009 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 16690872)
It usually takes a couple months for all the fat girls and fat boys to reconcile their destiny as hopelessly rotund.


That's not very nice to judge people who are working towards changing it

Pedro Pink Robot 12-29-2009 11:12 AM

Here in Brazil it happens around November - people wanting to be in shape for the summer. But I don't care much, since I think that going to the gym sucks

martinsc 12-29-2009 11:14 AM

good tip :thumbsup

acctman 12-29-2009 11:23 AM

just buy a tredmill for your home and some free weights. thats what i have, no need for the gym

Semi-Retired-Dave 12-29-2009 11:28 AM

I owned a Gym, I loved January's. And we never had waiting because we had tons of equipment. But I never worked out.

GetSCORECash 12-29-2009 11:32 AM

Thanks for the reminder.

Great opportunity to get those hour glass shaped BBWs.

fatfoo 12-29-2009 11:34 AM

Maybe those guys who wanna date fat chicks would go.

Somebody has to date fat chicks. Somebody has to do it, seriously.

twinkley 12-29-2009 11:38 AM

We bought a treadmill this year, so I don't have to deal with a gym, new years resolutions or ya know ... people :D

LOVE IT! (and no "gym" excuses to fall back on!)

twinkley

Jim_Gunn 12-29-2009 11:41 AM

My gym is a medium sized local gym with mostly regulars working out, plus the people doing the fitness & jiu jitsu programs. It's not a chain place, so we aren't overrun by New Year resolutionists.

datatank 12-29-2009 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 16690872)
From the 1st of January to about the middle of February, the gym will be unfathomably ridiculously incredibly intolerably packed with New Years Resolutionists.

It usually takes a couple months for all the fat girls and fat boys to reconcile their destiny as hopelessly rotund.

Unless you're like me and go at around midnight. Then you might actually be able to score a machine.

Not nice for you to talk about the Mojo host man like that

O MARINA 12-29-2009 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave (Post 16691667)
I owned a Gym, ...But I never worked out.



you are strictly serious bidness

JayDeeZee 12-29-2009 12:36 PM

I almost forgot about that.

MDnaughty 12-29-2009 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 16690872)
From the 1st of January to about the middle of February, the gym will be unfathomably ridiculously incredibly intolerably packed with New Years Resolutionists.

It usually takes a couple months for all the fat girls and fat boys to reconcile their destiny as hopelessly rotund.

Unless you're like me and go at around midnight. Then you might actually be able to score a machine.

This is so true!!!

_Richard_ 12-29-2009 01:04 PM

go in the AM

resolutionists know no morning jogs

xNetworx 12-29-2009 01:10 PM

I feel like I'm in 10x better shape than I am when the chubsters invade the gym in Jan. Not a bad thing imo.

RyuLion 12-29-2009 01:11 PM

Only in America..

J. Falcon 12-29-2009 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pedro Dickman (Post 16691621)
Here in Brazil it happens around November - people wanting to be in shape for the summer. But I don't care much, since I think that going to the gym sucks

:thumbsup

J. Falcon 12-29-2009 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 16691917)
Only in America..

http://www.msjc.net/Social%20Justice...20America.jpeg

seeric 12-29-2009 03:10 PM

it only takes about two weeks at my gym for the resolution idiots to leave and give up.

seeric 12-29-2009 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 16692425)

thats in point loma, san diego. i used to work out there.

:1orglaugh

stoner529 12-29-2009 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 16692425)

Are you making fun of the fact that its a 24 hour gym, or the people going there to excercise are taking an escalator?

Semi-Retired-Dave 12-29-2009 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 16691739)
you are strictly serious bidness

HATE working out. :1orglaugh
What a waste of time.

andrej_NDC 12-29-2009 03:18 PM

Luckily most girls over here are hot, so the same goes for the girls in a gym. I work out in my own gym most of the time anyway. Too lazy to prepare for another gym, when I can just go work out anytime I want with anything I wear.

Redmanthatcould 12-29-2009 03:20 PM

While I tend to agree, my friend seems to be optimistic...he expects lots of chubby girls with huge tits, and low self esteem that he'll be able to fuck.

andrej_NDC 12-29-2009 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave (Post 16692557)
HATE working out. :1orglaugh
What a waste of time.

Man, its so great...the endorphines after the training...and no matter how hard my day was, how tired I am(mentally), when I work out, I feel super fresh afterwards, my brain is like rebooted and I can work twice as efficient.

Deej 12-29-2009 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 16692574)
While I tend to agree, my friend seems to be optimistic...he expects lots of chubby girls with huge tits, and low self esteem that he'll be able to fuck.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

seeric 12-29-2009 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andrej_NDC (Post 16692576)
Man, its so great...the endorphines after the training...and no matter how hard my day was, how tired I am(mentally), when I work out, I feel super fresh afterwards, my brain is like rebooted and I can work twice as efficient.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

andrej_NDC 12-29-2009 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeric (Post 16692531)
thats in point loma, san diego. i used to work out there.

:1orglaugh

I was always thinking its a photoshop. So it really is there?????

bbobby86 12-29-2009 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 16692425)

:1orglaugh OMG...

A-n-D-r-E-S 12-30-2009 08:42 AM

This thread delivers!!! :thumbsup:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 12-30-2009 08:46 AM

People still buy that gym crap... damm.

zurc-net 12-30-2009 08:51 AM

I sawed Shaq at this, giant man tried to look as Kimbo

ToBad 12-30-2009 09:01 AM

I train in a gym in stockholm city and today only see sexy teenager, university students and some cool moms at the gym at 7 am.

Edit. End some boys. End edit.

sinclair 12-30-2009 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 16691218)
We have a nice setup here at home that doesn't get used much...why would I bother going to the gym?

Bowflex thanks you.

NetHorse 12-30-2009 11:55 AM

I love skinny vaginas that work out on the bowlex, man up ladies. Unless you're rich and can afford a real gym in your house there is no replacement for a good gym membership. You guys watch too many Chuck Norris infomercials in the middle of the night.


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