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xenigo · 12-29-2009, 04:51 AM

From the 1st of January to about the middle of February, the gym will be unfathomably ridiculously incredibly intolerably packed with New Years Resolutionists.

It usually takes a couple months for all the fat girls and fat boys to reconcile their destiny as hopelessly rotund.

Unless you're like me and go at around midnight. Then you might actually be able to score a machine.

Scott McD · 12-29-2009, 06:00 AM

Yeah i never go near a gym but i can imagine what it's like at the start of a new year. Idiots saying they are gonna lose X amount of weight, only to give up after a few weeks.

Pointless...

12-29-2009, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by xenigo

From the 1st of January to about the middle of February, the gym will be unfathomably ridiculously incredibly intolerably packed with New Years Resolutionists.

It usually takes a couple months for all the fat girls and fat boys to reconcile their destiny as hopelessly rotund.

Unless you're like me and go at around midnight. Then you might actually be able to score a machine.

I hate waiting for machines.

NetHorse · 12-29-2009, 07:04 AM

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Fletch XXX · 12-29-2009, 07:05 AM

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Lace · 12-29-2009, 07:37 AM

just get a membership to a 24hr gym then head over after midnight.

wizzart · 12-29-2009, 07:47 AM

I was just planing to start hitting gym from 1st

Zayne E. · 12-29-2009, 08:23 AM

I thought the same thing but had no issues last year. Turns out "the new year's resolutionists" need to also resolve their issues about procrastinating. The gym is no more busy at 7am than the rest of the year

candyflip · 12-29-2009, 08:25 AM

We have a nice setup here at home that doesn't get used much...why would I bother going to the gym?

AIbenjamink · 12-29-2009, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Lace

just get a membership to a 24hr gym then head over after midnight.

You can't beat a 24 hour gym

sexandcash · 12-29-2009, 09:23 AM

This is indeed the truth Xenigo...

gandalfuy · 12-29-2009, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Lace

just get a membership to a 24hr gym then head over after midnight.

jay23 · 12-29-2009, 09:58 AM

9.30 am to 10.30 am perfect time, the morning crowd is gone and the old folks dont come until 11

or

9 PM to 11 PM, i find this is the best time

stoner529 · 12-29-2009, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Yeah i never go near a gym but i can imagine what it's like at the start of a new year. Idiots saying they are gonna lose X amount of weight, only to give up after a few weeks.

Pointless...

The problem with losing weight is that it is like an actual job. it is work that you don't get paid for. maybe if the government gave a fat bailout to anyone who maintains there weight at what it is supposed to be for age and height, they get a tax break.

just a thought.

AIbenjamink · 12-29-2009, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by stoner529

The problem with losing weight is that it is like an actual job. it is work that you don't get paid for. maybe if the government gave a fat bailout to anyone who maintains there weight at what it is supposed to be for age and height, they get a tax break.

just a thought.

I hope this is a joke....

O MARINA · 12-29-2009, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by xenigo

It usually takes a couple months for all the fat girls and fat boys to reconcile their destiny as hopelessly rotund.

That's not very nice to judge people who are working towards changing it

Pedro Pink Robot · 12-29-2009, 11:12 AM

Here in Brazil it happens around November - people wanting to be in shape for the summer. But I don't care much, since I think that going to the gym sucks

martinsc · 12-29-2009, 11:14 AM

good tip

acctman · 12-29-2009, 11:23 AM

just buy a tredmill for your home and some free weights. thats what i have, no need for the gym

Semi-Retired-Dave · 12-29-2009, 11:28 AM

I owned a Gym, I loved January's. And we never had waiting because we had tons of equipment. But I never worked out.

GetSCORECash · 12-29-2009, 11:32 AM

Thanks for the reminder.

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fatfoo · 12-29-2009, 11:34 AM

Maybe those guys who wanna date fat chicks would go.

Somebody has to date fat chicks. Somebody has to do it, seriously.

twinkley · 12-29-2009, 11:38 AM

We bought a treadmill this year, so I don't have to deal with a gym, new years resolutions or ya know ... people :D

LOVE IT! (and no "gym" excuses to fall back on!)

twinkley

Jim_Gunn · 12-29-2009, 11:41 AM

My gym is a medium sized local gym with mostly regulars working out, plus the people doing the fitness & jiu jitsu programs. It's not a chain place, so we aren't overrun by New Year resolutionists.

datatank · 12-29-2009, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by xenigo

From the 1st of January to about the middle of February, the gym will be unfathomably ridiculously incredibly intolerably packed with New Years Resolutionists.

It usually takes a couple months for all the fat girls and fat boys to reconcile their destiny as hopelessly rotund.

Unless you're like me and go at around midnight. Then you might actually be able to score a machine.

Not nice for you to talk about the Mojo host man like that

O MARINA · 12-29-2009, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

I owned a Gym, ...But I never worked out.

you are strictly serious bidness

JayDeeZee · 12-29-2009, 12:36 PM

I almost forgot about that.

MDnaughty · 12-29-2009, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo

From the 1st of January to about the middle of February, the gym will be unfathomably ridiculously incredibly intolerably packed with New Years Resolutionists.

It usually takes a couple months for all the fat girls and fat boys to reconcile their destiny as hopelessly rotund.

Unless you're like me and go at around midnight. Then you might actually be able to score a machine.

This is so true!!!

_Richard_ · 12-29-2009, 01:04 PM

go in the AM

resolutionists know no morning jogs

xNetworx · 12-29-2009, 01:10 PM

I feel like I'm in 10x better shape than I am when the chubsters invade the gym in Jan. Not a bad thing imo.

RyuLion · 12-29-2009, 01:11 PM

Only in America..

J. Falcon · 12-29-2009, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pedro Dickman

Here in Brazil it happens around November - people wanting to be in shape for the summer. But I don't care much, since I think that going to the gym sucks

J. Falcon · 12-29-2009, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

Only in America..

seeric · 12-29-2009, 03:10 PM

it only takes about two weeks at my gym for the resolution idiots to leave and give up.

seeric · 12-29-2009, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

thats in point loma, san diego. i used to work out there.

stoner529 · 12-29-2009, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Are you making fun of the fact that its a 24 hour gym, or the people going there to excercise are taking an escalator?

Semi-Retired-Dave · 12-29-2009, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

you are strictly serious bidness

HATE working out.

What a waste of time.

andrej_NDC · 12-29-2009, 03:18 PM

Luckily most girls over here are hot, so the same goes for the girls in a gym. I work out in my own gym most of the time anyway. Too lazy to prepare for another gym, when I can just go work out anytime I want with anything I wear.

Redmanthatcould · 12-29-2009, 03:20 PM

While I tend to agree, my friend seems to be optimistic...he expects lots of chubby girls with huge tits, and low self esteem that he'll be able to fuck.

andrej_NDC · 12-29-2009, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

HATE working out.

What a waste of time.

Man, its so great...the endorphines after the training...and no matter how hard my day was, how tired I am(mentally), when I work out, I feel super fresh afterwards, my brain is like rebooted and I can work twice as efficient.

Deej · 12-29-2009, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by VS_Jeff

While I tend to agree, my friend seems to be optimistic...he expects lots of chubby girls with huge tits, and low self esteem that he'll be able to fuck.

seeric · 12-29-2009, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by andrej_NDC

Man, its so great...the endorphines after the training...and no matter how hard my day was, how tired I am(mentally), when I work out, I feel super fresh afterwards, my brain is like rebooted and I can work twice as efficient.

andrej_NDC · 12-29-2009, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by seeric

thats in point loma, san diego. i used to work out there.

I was always thinking its a photoshop. So it really is there?????

bbobby86 · 12-29-2009, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

OMG...

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CaptainHowdy · 12-30-2009, 08:46 AM

People still buy that gym crap... damm.

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ToBad · 12-30-2009, 09:01 AM

I train in a gym in stockholm city and today only see sexy teenager, university students and some cool moms at the gym at 7 am.

Edit. End some boys. End edit.

sinclair · 12-30-2009, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

We have a nice setup here at home that doesn't get used much...why would I bother going to the gym?

Bowflex thanks you.

NetHorse · 12-30-2009, 11:55 AM

I love skinny vaginas that work out on the bowlex, man up ladies. Unless you're rich and can afford a real gym in your house there is no replacement for a good gym membership. You guys watch too many Chuck Norris infomercials in the middle of the night.

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