How to be a whale? - GoFuckYourself.com

DatePoster · 10-19-2012, 02:20 PM

Lets hear it Paul, no wall of text no porn is dead stuff. Straight up how does one become a super affilate???

pornmasta · 10-19-2012, 03:58 PM

he need to eat krills

DatePoster · 10-19-2012, 04:46 PM

Not eating one krill until Paul says that works

pornmasta · 10-19-2012, 05:15 PM

yes you are right it's safer...

Paul Markham · 10-20-2012, 02:45 AM

It is possible and don't let any of the fools tell you it's not or build a time machine.

Buy or create a custom Tube program.

Buy or create a good domain name. Can be simple like pornhub. porncentral, pornshop, pornshops, yourpornshop, they might be taken but think around those kind of names.

Then buy some kick ass servers, you may be able to rent in the beginning, but think like a whale to become a whale. Minnows and krill get eaten by whales.

Buy every cheap video blowout you can find. I would say 2,000 would be a good start.

Register with every sponsor giving away free videos.

Start the long job of converting and uploading.

SEO is a must, so get on top of that. You will need content for porn stars to help this job.

Probably need to think in terms of hiring a few people to help. Also facilitate UGC.

Start link building on a massive scale.

Start telling people on social networks of your new Tube. Including GFY. This is essential IMO.

The rest is down to your skills, ability to work hard and funds to finance the operation until you can stop investing and start selling 1,000 clicks for $4.

Or build a time machine.

DamianJ · 10-20-2012, 02:52 AM

Funny stuff

DatePoster · 10-20-2012, 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

It is possible and don't let any of the fools tell you it's not or build a time machine.

Buy or create a custom Tube program.

Buy or create a good domain name. Can be simple like pornhub. porncentral, pornshop, pornshops, yourpornshop, they might be taken but think around those kind of names.

Then buy some kick ass servers, you may be able to rent in the beginning, but think like a whale to become a whale. Minnows and krill get eaten by whales.

Buy every cheap video blowout you can find. I would say 2,000 would be a good start.

Register with every sponsor giving away free videos.

Start the long job of converting and uploading.

SEO is a must, so get on top of that. You will need content for porn stars to help this job.

Probably need to think in terms of hiring a few people to help. Also facilitate UGC.

Start link building on a massive scale.

Start telling people on social networks of your new Tube. Including GFY. This is essential IMO.

The rest is down to your skills, ability to work hard and funds to finance the operation until you can stop investing and start selling 1,000 clicks for $4.

Or build a time machine.

I think Id rather sell crack.......... Or smoke it

Paul Markham · 10-20-2012, 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twerktube

I think Id rather sell crack.......... Or smoke it

It's easier.

Or just be in the piracy business, like some are led to believe will never be stopped.

nico-t · 10-20-2012, 05:30 AM

asking this question to Paul Markham is like asking DVTimes how to tie your shoes

epitome · 10-23-2012, 09:16 PM

I guess Paul (since he doesn't have traffic) doesn't realize that you can push 10+ GBPS on a CDN with very few mediocre origin servers if your code is optimized.

But yeah, go ahead and rent 30 servers in hopes of getting traffic so you have no money left when you could have just as easily scaled.

epitome · 10-23-2012, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

asking this question to Paul Markham is like asking DVTimes how to tie your shoes

His advice was laughable.

He's talked endlessly about how tubes ruined the biz and his advice is to start a tube.

#fuckingidiot

10-19-2012, 02:20 PM	#1
DatePoster So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nasty Nati Posts: 1,053	How to be a whale? Lets hear it Paul, no wall of text no porn is dead stuff. Straight up how does one become a super affilate??? __________________ Its raining white women, my prayers have been answered! Well she better move cause I been praying for a Cadillac

10-19-2012, 04:46 PM	#3
DatePoster So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nasty Nati Posts: 1,053	Not eating one krill until Paul says that works __________________ Its raining white women, my prayers have been answered! Well she better move cause I been praying for a Cadillac

10-20-2012, 02:45 AM	#5
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	It is possible and don't let any of the fools tell you it's not or build a time machine. Buy or create a custom Tube program. Buy or create a good domain name. Can be simple like pornhub. porncentral, pornshop, pornshops, yourpornshop, they might be taken but think around those kind of names. Then buy some kick ass servers, you may be able to rent in the beginning, but think like a whale to become a whale. Minnows and krill get eaten by whales. Buy every cheap video blowout you can find. I would say 2,000 would be a good start. Register with every sponsor giving away free videos. Start the long job of converting and uploading. SEO is a must, so get on top of that. You will need content for porn stars to help this job. Probably need to think in terms of hiring a few people to help. Also facilitate UGC. Start link building on a massive scale. Start telling people on social networks of your new Tube. Including GFY. This is essential IMO. The rest is down to your skills, ability to work hard and funds to finance the operation until you can stop investing and start selling 1,000 clicks for $4. Or build a time machine. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

10-19-2012, 03:58 PM	#2
pornmasta Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 18,303	he need to eat krills

10-19-2012, 05:15 PM	#4
pornmasta Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 18,303	yes you are right it's safer...

10-20-2012, 02:52 AM	#6
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	Funny stuff

10-20-2012, 05:30 AM	#9
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,904	asking this question to Paul Markham is like asking DVTimes how to tie your shoes

10-23-2012, 09:16 PM	#10
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,158	I guess Paul (since he doesn't have traffic) doesn't realize that you can push 10+ GBPS on a CDN with very few mediocre origin servers if your code is optimized. But yeah, go ahead and rent 30 servers in hopes of getting traffic so you have no money left when you could have just as easily scaled.