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JamesK2 · 11-18-2004, 05:35 PM

Vincent: Are you Jewish?

JamesK2 · 11-18-2004, 05:36 PM

Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.

JamesK2 · 11-18-2004, 05:36 PM

Vincent: Why not?

JamesK2 · 11-18-2004, 05:36 PM

Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

JamesK2 · 11-18-2004, 05:37 PM

Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

JamesK2 · 11-18-2004, 05:37 PM

Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.

JamesK2 · 11-18-2004, 05:37 PM

Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.

JamesK2 · 11-18-2004, 05:38 PM

Jules: I don't eat dog either.

JamesK2 · 11-18-2004, 05:38 PM

Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

JamesK2 · 11-18-2004, 05:38 PM

Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

JamesK2 · 11-18-2004, 05:39 PM

Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

JamesK2 · 11-18-2004, 05:39 PM

Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

JamesK2 · 11-18-2004, 05:39 PM

Pumpkin: Which one is your wallet?

JamesK2 · 11-18-2004, 05:40 PM

Jules Winnfield: It's the one that says "Bad Motherfucker".

JamesK2 · 11-18-2004, 05:40 PM

Jules: Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?

JamesK2 · 11-18-2004, 05:40 PM

Pumpkin: What?

JamesK2 · 11-18-2004, 05:41 PM

Jules: Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't hafta kill your ass. You read the Bible?

JamesK2 · 11-18-2004, 05:41 PM

Pumpkin: Not regularly.

JamesK2 · 11-18-2004, 05:41 PM

Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

JamesK2 · 11-18-2004, 05:42 PM

Jules: Oh man, I will never forgive yo ass for this. This is some fucked-up, repugnant shit.

JamesK2 · 11-18-2004, 05:42 PM

Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he's wrong, then he's automatically forgiven of that wrongdoing?

JamesK2 · 11-18-2004, 05:42 PM

Jules: Man, get out of my face with that shit. The motherfucker who said that never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.

JamesK2 · 11-18-2004, 05:43 PM

Maynard: Nobody kills anybody in my place of business except me or Zed.

TechNtentions · 11-18-2004, 10:55 PM

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CyberMax · 11-19-2004, 09:56 AM

first post

DarkLord · 11-19-2004, 05:11 PM

DarkLord · 11-19-2004, 05:24 PM

test once again.

DarkLord · 11-19-2004, 05:37 PM

NY_TIM · 11-19-2004, 08:27 PM

RayVega · 11-19-2004, 08:59 PM

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 06:19 AM

Butch: Will you hand me a towel, tulip?

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 06:19 AM

Fabienne: Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 06:19 AM

Marsellus: In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 06:20 AM

Butch: In the fifth, my ass goes down.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 06:20 AM

Mia: I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 06:21 AM

The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 06:21 AM

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 06:21 AM

[Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 06:22 AM

Jules Winnfield: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 06:22 AM

Jimmie Dimmick: Knock it off, Julie.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 06:22 AM

Jules Winnfield: [pause] What?

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 06:23 AM

Jimmie Dimmick: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead hahahahahaha in my garage.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 06:23 AM

Jules Winnfield: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 06:23 AM

Jimmie Dimmick: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead hahahahahaha Storage?"

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 06:24 AM

Jules Winnfield: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 06:24 AM

Jimmie Dimmick: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead hahahahahaha Storage?"

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 06:24 AM

Jules Winnfield: [pause] No. I didn't.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 06:25 AM

Jimmie Dimmick: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 06:25 AM

Jules Winnfield: Why?

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 06:25 AM

Jimmie Dimmick: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead hahahahahahas ain't my fucking business, that's why!

11-18-2004, 05:35 PM	#26001
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Vincent: Are you Jewish? __________________

11-18-2004, 05:36 PM	#26002
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. __________________

11-18-2004, 05:36 PM	#26003
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Vincent: Why not? __________________

11-18-2004, 05:36 PM	#26004
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. __________________

11-18-2004, 05:37 PM	#26005
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood. __________________

11-18-2004, 05:37 PM	#26006
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces. __________________

11-18-2004, 05:37 PM	#26007
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces. __________________

11-18-2004, 05:38 PM	#26008
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: I don't eat dog either. __________________

11-18-2004, 05:38 PM	#26009
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? __________________

11-18-2004, 05:38 PM	#26010
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. __________________

11-18-2004, 05:39 PM	#26011
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? __________________

11-18-2004, 05:39 PM	#26012
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'? __________________

11-18-2004, 05:39 PM	#26013
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Pumpkin: Which one is your wallet? __________________

11-18-2004, 05:40 PM	#26014
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules Winnfield: It's the one that says "Bad Motherfucker". __________________

11-18-2004, 05:40 PM	#26015
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo? __________________

11-18-2004, 05:40 PM	#26016
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Pumpkin: What? __________________

11-18-2004, 05:41 PM	#26017
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't hafta kill your ass. You read the Bible? __________________

11-18-2004, 05:41 PM	#26018
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Pumpkin: Not regularly. __________________

11-18-2004, 05:41 PM	#26019
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd. __________________

11-18-2004, 05:42 PM	#26020
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: Oh man, I will never forgive yo ass for this. This is some fucked-up, repugnant shit. __________________

11-18-2004, 05:42 PM	#26021
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he's wrong, then he's automatically forgiven of that wrongdoing? __________________

11-18-2004, 05:42 PM	#26022
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: Man, get out of my face with that shit. The motherfucker who said that never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass. __________________

11-18-2004, 05:43 PM	#26023
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Maynard: Nobody kills anybody in my place of business except me or Zed. __________________

11-18-2004, 10:55 PM	#26024
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11-19-2004, 05:37 PM	#26028
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11-20-2004, 06:19 AM	#26031
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Butch: Will you hand me a towel, tulip? __________________

11-20-2004, 06:19 AM	#26032
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Fabienne: Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid. __________________

11-20-2004, 06:19 AM	#26033
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Marsellus: In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it. __________________

11-20-2004, 06:20 AM	#26034
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Butch: In the fifth, my ass goes down. __________________

11-20-2004, 06:20 AM	#26035
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Mia: I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good. __________________