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12-10-2004, 10:40 AM
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# Made a decistion to turn our computers over to the care of this new Operating System.
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12-10-2004, 10:41 AM
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# Made a searching system inventory of our computers
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12-10-2004, 10:41 AM
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# Admitted to the computer, to ourselves and to another person the exact nature of our bad OS.
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12-10-2004, 10:42 AM
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# Were entirely ready to have the superior OS remove all defects of the old one.
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12-10-2004, 10:42 AM
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# The sprinkler system isn't supposed to leak is it?
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12-10-2004, 10:42 AM
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# Humbly asked it to remove Win95's shortcomings.
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12-10-2004, 10:43 AM
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# Made a list of all the computers we harmed with MS products and became willing to make amends to them all.
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12-10-2004, 10:43 AM
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# Immediately remove such products from such computers wherever possible.
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12-10-2004, 10:44 AM
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# Continued to take an inventory of the system and when we installed MS prodcuts we promptly admitted it and removed them.
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12-10-2004, 10:44 AM
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# Sought through study and reading of FAQ's, HOWTO's and Newsgroups to improve our contact with the superior OS, as we understood it.
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12-10-2004, 10:45 AM
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# Having had a computer awakening as the results of these steps we tried to carry this message to Win95 users and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
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12-10-2004, 10:45 AM
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# Can you get VMS for this Sparc thingy?
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12-10-2004, 10:46 AM
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# I don't care what he says, I'm not having it on my network
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12-10-2004, 10:46 AM
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# We don't support that. We won't support that.
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12-10-2004, 10:47 AM
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# ...and after I patched the microcode...
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12-10-2004, 10:47 AM
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# You've got TECO. What more do you want?
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12-10-2004, 10:48 AM
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# We prefer not to change the root password, it's an nice easy one
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12-10-2004, 10:48 AM
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# Just add yourself to the password file and make a directory...
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12-10-2004, 10:49 AM
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%Let there be light!
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12-10-2004, 10:49 AM
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# What happens to a Hard Disk when you drop it?
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12-10-2004, 10:49 AM
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# The network's down, but we're working on it. Come back after diner. (Usually said at 2200 the night before thesis deadline...)
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12-10-2004, 10:49 AM
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#Enter user id.
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12-10-2004, 10:50 AM
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%God
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12-10-2004, 10:50 AM
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#Enter password.
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12-10-2004, 10:51 AM
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%Omniscient
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12-10-2004, 10:51 AM
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#Password incorrect. Try again.
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12-10-2004, 10:52 AM
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%Omnipotent
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12-10-2004, 10:52 AM
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# You can do this patch with the system up...
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12-10-2004, 10:53 AM
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%Technocrat
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12-10-2004, 10:53 AM
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#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
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12-10-2004, 10:54 AM
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%Let there be light!
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12-10-2004, 10:54 AM
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#Unrecognizable command. Try again.
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12-10-2004, 10:55 AM
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%Create light
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12-10-2004, 10:55 AM
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#Done
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12-10-2004, 10:56 AM
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%Run heaven and earth
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12-10-2004, 10:56 AM
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#And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
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12-10-2004, 10:57 AM
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#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
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12-10-2004, 10:57 AM
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#Approx. funds remaining: $92.50.
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12-10-2004, 10:58 AM
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#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
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12-10-2004, 10:58 AM
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%Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
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12-10-2004, 10:59 AM
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# Were entirely ready to have the superior OS remove all defects of the old one.
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12-10-2004, 10:59 AM
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%Create firmament
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12-10-2004, 11:00 AM
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#Done.
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12-10-2004, 11:00 AM
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%Run firmament
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12-10-2004, 11:01 AM
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#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
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12-10-2004, 11:01 AM
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#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
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12-10-2004, 11:02 AM
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#Approx. funds remaining: $84.60.
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12-10-2004, 11:02 AM
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#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
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12-10-2004, 11:03 AM
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%Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let
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12-10-2004, 11:03 AM
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the dry land appear and
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