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RRACY 02-02-2012 02:55 PM

There is no country named i-ron= i-ran

The irocZ was a fast car driven by arabs and italians in the eighties and nineties= i-rack

NaughtyVisions 02-02-2012 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by KRosh (Post 18726792)
A lot

The correct spelling of ?a lot?, which is not ?alot?. ?A lot?, meaning ?many? or ?a large amount or number?, is an informal expression that should be written as two words.


:helpme:2 cents:

This has stuck in my head since school. I had a teacher that had a poster of the words "a lot" on a parking lot. The caption said, "'A lot' is two words; you should be able to drive a car between them."

I noticed my 10 year old write them as one word in a school assignment. I told him about the poster and caption, and he's written it correctly ever since.

SleazyDream 02-02-2012 03:18 PM

Since my spellling and grammer are allways perfect i'll ignore this thred

Django 02-02-2012 03:28 PM

your dumb

SCORE Ralph 02-02-2012 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 18726904)
If PastorSinAlot clicks on this one he's going to be confused as fuck.

Maybe even confundated.

SexSearchSuzanne 02-02-2012 04:59 PM

Another thread reminded me of probably my biggest pet peeve, people using the 's when it is not possessive. Like "I am going to visit the website's." "I am going to buy some apple's."

I was thinking of the ESL thing after reading this thread. We don't want to scare away people whose first language is not English. If it is obvious they are ESL then a typo doesn't bother me. It's when people who obviously grew up speaking English make basic mistakes constantly that it drives me crazy and I wonder what went wrong.

robwod 02-02-2012 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by borked (Post 18728934)
I was thinking that people that make these mistakes also often lack elocution, so they often write as they say it.

Yes, rediculous comes to mind.

It's ridiculous :)

uno 02-02-2012 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SimonSays (Post 18729463)

I think I saw that at the Jersey Shore on a T-shirt.

Hentaikid 02-03-2012 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Meloman (Post 18730720)
As far as she's concerned you could be the president of the USA speaking to a 10 yr child and if you misspell a single word then the child wins the debate.

Tell that to Dan Quayle.

Quote:

Six years out of office with two failed presidential bids now behind him, ex Vice President Quayle still ranks as America’s favorite dumb politician because of what happened in Trenton on June 15, 1992.

That’s the day, you probably recall, a Trenton sixth grader had to teach the Vice President of the United States that potato is not spelled with an e on the end.

calvinawe 02-03-2012 04:29 AM

also very useful: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

alextokyo 02-03-2012 07:44 AM

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/9475/johnbunnell.jpg

"April 2005, Russia. A stolen SUV speeds through the icy streets of MozzCgawww..."



I ever meet that guy he will get fucking TOLD how to pronounce Moscow properly. :321GFY

ilnjscb 02-03-2012 08:24 AM

Agreed! And why are there so many posters who forget the basic rules of semicolon usage? Unlettered Barbarians! It is abundantly clear that one needs to separate two sentences where there is an absence of a conjunction with this device, yet one repeatedly is forced to endure sentences wherein the semicolon is not properly employed! Philistines! Surely the sight of your fellow posters writhing in the agony induced by your poor grammar will compel you to mend your ways. I certainly hope so; however, he that lives upon hope will die fasting.

VenzuelanChick 02-03-2012 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by SexSearchSuzanne (Post 18731441)
Another thread reminded me of probably my biggest pet peeve, people using the 's when it is not possessive. Like "I am going to visit the website's." "I am going to buy some apple's."

I was thinking of the ESL thing after reading this thread. We don't want to scare away people whose first language is not English. If it is obvious they are ESL then a typo doesn't bother me. It's when people who obviously grew up speaking English make basic mistakes constantly that it drives me crazy and I wonder what went wrong.

I totally agree with you. The worst part is that most of the stupid mistakes made here, are made by people with English as their first (and most likely only) language.

The misuse of "then" and "than" are probably the mistakes, I see on GFY almost daily.

With ESL people, you might get something like a wrong tense or bad use of a preposition, but again that is understandable, as most of us did not grow up writing in English. The mistakes that we see here every day; are most likely from English speakers that just canīt be bothered to spell right.

Si 02-03-2012 09:37 AM

Names are the worst, if someone can't spell a name properly and they are trying to make a point, then I just can't take them seriously.

The others which I find funny are people ranting about something and gets to a point where they resort to things like "fuck of, you fuckin retord" I just laugh at them.

Part of the problem with English is The amount of accents and slang we have in the UK, Canada, US and Australia, South African English speakers, and all the other English first language nations. Different spelling in each country aswell.

Colour and Color just being one of them, Herbs being Herbs in the UK and Australia but Erbs in Canada and the US.

I used to work with people from eastern Europe and lots of them spoke good English, I noticed all of them were taught "proper" English and were shocked at all the slang etc.

I also worked with a guy from Madrid and he told me there is no slang in Spanish, not 100% that is true but if it is then I can understand how much easier Spanish must be in that respect.

I was also taught German at school and although I'm not fluent I found it extremely easy to learn because of the structure of the language made it easier for me.

I think English although it is quite an easy language to learn, has too many variants, slangs, and differences and that is where all the bad grammar comes from.

Also, English Speakers tend to be lazy with their language and that is where some problems come from aswell I think.


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