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NewOldPlayer · 09-27-2014, 02:25 AM

Thanks YouTube, CNN and ISIS for making beheadings cool and trendy again.

And here I thought they would never make a come back.

They are all the rage! Everybody's doing them. Nothing more exciting then watching somebody slicing a human head right off, while the human wriggles and moans. Lucky for us, YouTube has no problem at all posting all that new trendy action. But, don't post a music video on YouTube, because if you don't have the music rights, you will get your video deleted and your account will be suspended! Just stick to beheading videos, kids love 'em and they get lots of views.

I"m so glad I live in today's world. I would hate to live hundreds of years ago when people were beheaded the old fashioned way, with a guillotine in the town square. Sometimes you wouldn't get a good view, and when it rains? Forget it. I would rather stay at home then stand in the rain waiting for the show. I love the convenience now of seeing beheadings in the privacy of my home. Plus, I like this new trendy way of doing it "free style" with a knife. Saves time and you don't need all the expensive equipment.

Thanks again YouTube and CNN. Thanks for giving us the news and images we need to see, because without it, we'd never be able to get the public support for this new, lengthy and very expensive war against the scary people ISIS. I heard ISIS has trucks, guns and some black face hoods. OMG! How scary is that? I hope we can blow those terror trucks up, because I would hate to see one of those trucks driving down my street. I heard they were going to fly some trucks over in a special plane and drive the trucks down Main Street USA and do some real damage. But, I know that won't happen, because we will blow up those evil doers. See, Bush was right.

BTW, Lockheed Martin and Northrop Grumman's stock are shooting thru the roof!! Better get out and buy some stock, everybody else is.

Let the insanity begin. Nope. It already started.

Antonio · 09-27-2014, 02:30 AM

I've managed to live this far without seeing a single beheading video and I intend to keep it that way.

Captain Kawaii · 09-27-2014, 03:45 AM

There was a beheading this week in Oklahoma... I shit you not.

EddyTheDog · 09-27-2014, 04:02 AM

I had a video pulled last week because you could see Leonardo DiCaprio's balls for a second...

Nice to know they have their priorities in order.....

NewOldPlayer · 09-27-2014, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Kawaii

There was a beheading this week in Oklahoma... I shit you not.

Yes, that just hit the news. No footage yet, but I bet somebody in that office had their iphone o'blazin to catch it. This behavior is catching the eyes of all the true nuts jobs out there. Quick, nationwide attention for 3 minutes worth of work with a knife.

Where there's one there's another. And another. And another. - Dodge "Planet of the Apes"

shoot twice · 09-27-2014, 05:12 AM

It's called Freedom of Speech.

** Sorry I wasn't trying to be funny and beheading certainly isn't something to make fun of. But it damn well seems to me that today Freedom of Speech is used to justify every racist asshole jerk, theft and other assorted vile things, including this. **

I used to think the jizz biz was bad for stretching the definition of Freedom of Speech but it's nothing compared to even some of the most minor trolls on the net.

SilentKnight · 09-27-2014, 06:45 AM

This is the reason kids are so fat and lazy these days.

They can watch the beheadings right on the weeb. No need to get off their fat asses and attend the event in person.

In the days of old - it was cause for the entire family to get together and trip over to the town square to watch the guillotine action.

marc22 · 09-27-2014, 06:50 AM

I rarely leave my apartment and i live in a small town so I don't have to worry too much

bronco67 · 09-27-2014, 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewOldPlayer

Thanks YouTube, CNN and ISIS for making beheadings cool and trendy again.

And here I thought they would never make a come back.

They are all the rage! Everybody's doing them. Nothing more exciting then watching somebody slicing a human head right off, while the human wriggles and moans. Lucky for us, YouTube has no problem at all posting all that new trendy action. But, don't post a music video on YouTube, because if you don't have the music rights, you will get your video deleted and your account will be suspended! Just stick to beheading videos, kids love 'em and they get lots of views.

I"m so glad I live in today's world. I would hate to live hundreds of years ago when people were beheaded the old fashioned way, with a guillotine in the town square. Sometimes you wouldn't get a good view, and when it rains? Forget it. I would rather stay at home then stand in the rain waiting for the show. I love the convenience now of seeing beheadings in the privacy of my home. Plus, I like this new trendy way of doing it "free style" with a knife. Saves time and you don't need all the expensive equipment.

Thanks again YouTube and CNN. Thanks for giving us the news and images we need to see, because without it, we'd never be able to get the public support for this new, lengthy and very expensive war against the scary people ISIS. I heard ISIS has trucks, guns and some black face hoods. OMG! How scary is that? I hope we can blow those terror trucks up, because I would hate to see one of those trucks driving down my street. I heard they were going to fly some trucks over in a special plane and drive the trucks down Main Street USA and do some real damage. But, I know that won't happen, because we will blow up those evil doers. See, Bush was right.

BTW, Lockheed Martin and Northrop Grumman's stock are shooting thru the roof!! Better get out and buy some stock, everybody else is.

Let the insanity begin. Nope. It already started.

Congratulations on your first good post.

Joshua G · 09-27-2014, 09:13 AM

sorry you forgot the hashtags.

CDSmith · 09-27-2014, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

I've managed to live this far without seeing a single beheading video and I intend to keep it that way.

I saw the Chechen one years ago, that was enough.

MiamiBoyz · 09-27-2014, 02:59 PM

Murder is sexy. Even more so in hd. Make it pay per view.

RandyRandy · 09-27-2014, 08:20 PM

If there are any beheadings in Malaysia, I haven't been invited yet.

NewOldPlayer · 09-30-2014, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Kawaii

There was a beheading this week in Oklahoma... I shit you not.

I"m barely seeing any CNN coverage on the story. Just bits and pieces but it's still there. I think the government stepped in and said don't report so heavy on beheadings because it will give all the psychos out there something to strive for.

The war has already begun, so the public doesn't need anymore enticing until the next election.

NewOldPlayer · 10-03-2014, 03:38 PM

I'm wondering if his family will get the residuals on the beheading video?

It's gonna top the charts!

http://abcnews.go.com/International/isis-appears-behead-british-captive-alan-henning/story?id=25952114

I'm just wondering when there will be a celebrity beheading? I know there are some attention starved B and C List celebrities that need a boost in their careers.

09-27-2014, 02:25 AM	#1
NewOldPlayer So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 467	Beheadings have made a come back & are back in style baby! Thanks YouTube, CNN and ISIS for making beheadings cool and trendy again. And here I thought they would never make a come back. They are all the rage! Everybody's doing them. Nothing more exciting then watching somebody slicing a human head right off, while the human wriggles and moans. Lucky for us, YouTube has no problem at all posting all that new trendy action. But, don't post a music video on YouTube, because if you don't have the music rights, you will get your video deleted and your account will be suspended! Just stick to beheading videos, kids love 'em and they get lots of views. I"m so glad I live in today's world. I would hate to live hundreds of years ago when people were beheaded the old fashioned way, with a guillotine in the town square. Sometimes you wouldn't get a good view, and when it rains? Forget it. I would rather stay at home then stand in the rain waiting for the show. I love the convenience now of seeing beheadings in the privacy of my home. Plus, I like this new trendy way of doing it "free style" with a knife. Saves time and you don't need all the expensive equipment. Thanks again YouTube and CNN. Thanks for giving us the news and images we need to see, because without it, we'd never be able to get the public support for this new, lengthy and very expensive war against the scary people ISIS. I heard ISIS has trucks, guns and some black face hoods. OMG! How scary is that? I hope we can blow those terror trucks up, because I would hate to see one of those trucks driving down my street. I heard they were going to fly some trucks over in a special plane and drive the trucks down Main Street USA and do some real damage. But, I know that won't happen, because we will blow up those evil doers. See, Bush was right. BTW, Lockheed Martin and Northrop Grumman's stock are shooting thru the roof!! Better get out and buy some stock, everybody else is. Let the insanity begin. Nope. It already started. Last edited by NewOldPlayer; 09-27-2014 at 02:29 AM..

09-27-2014, 05:12 AM	#6
shoot twice Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 517	It's called Freedom of Speech. Sorry I wasn't trying to be funny and beheading certainly isn't something to make fun of. But it damn well seems to me that today Freedom of Speech is used to justify every racist asshole jerk, theft and other assorted vile things, including this. I used to think the jizz biz was bad for stretching the definition of Freedom of Speech but it's nothing compared to even some of the most minor trolls on the net. __________________ "A slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long silk nightgown packs more sex than two bodies naked in bed." - Bette Davis I'm a shooter and I do business in private and I only take CASH. PS I'm impossible to troll.

09-27-2014, 02:30 AM	#2
Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	I've managed to live this far without seeing a single beheading video and I intend to keep it that way.

09-27-2014, 03:45 AM	#3
Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	There was a beheading this week in Oklahoma... I shit you not.

09-27-2014, 04:02 AM	#4
EddyTheDog Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... Posts: 25,232	I had a video pulled last week because you could see Leonardo DiCaprio's balls for a second... Nice to know they have their priorities in order.....

09-27-2014, 06:45 AM	#7
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	This is the reason kids are so fat and lazy these days. They can watch the beheadings right on the weeb. No need to get off their fat asses and attend the event in person. In the days of old - it was cause for the entire family to get together and trip over to the town square to watch the guillotine action.

09-27-2014, 06:50 AM	#8
marc22 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: u.s.a. Posts: 151	I rarely leave my apartment and i live in a small town so I don't have to worry too much

09-27-2014, 09:13 AM	#10
Joshua G dumb libs love censorship Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 8,198	sorry you forgot the hashtags.

09-27-2014, 02:59 PM	#12
MiamiBoyz fgfdftre6 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: In the closet with your dad! Posts: 6,690	Murder is sexy. Even more so in hd. Make it pay per view.

09-27-2014, 08:20 PM	#13
RandyRandy Clips still sell! Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Crown Heights, Brooklyn Posts: 1,708	If there are any beheadings in Malaysia, I haven't been invited yet.

10-03-2014, 03:38 PM	#15
NewOldPlayer So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 467	I'm wondering if his family will get the residuals on the beheading video? It's gonna top the charts! http://abcnews.go.com/International/isis-appears-behead-british-captive-alan-henning/story?id=25952114 I'm just wondering when there will be a celebrity beheading? I know there are some attention starved B and C List celebrities that need a boost in their careers.