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What girl In Your Life Has Had the Smelliest Pussy? Name?
Ok, going over the years back having and enjoying one of the world's best pussys I have had in years, made me think of the very worst....her name was Samantha, and I tried everything, put her in the Jacuzzi for an hour in 100 degree heat etc, she was so beautiful and it was such a shame, doggie style had to plug my nose, it was like a pig shit/throw up odor, smell was so fucking bad.....finger scrubbing bad
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once this girl had like 3 dogs, and 6 cats they pissed all over her appt. never cleaned them up she let her dogs and cats eat her pussy.
gross.
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I feel for ya, although doggy style you are getting a mixture of smelly pussy and smelly ass..
I had a girl that after i fingered her, i could smell it and just dropped her off.. I immediately drove as fast as I could to find a sink but everything was closed (2am), so I pulled over on the side of the rode and stuck my hand in a ditch (which i later found out has lots of alligators in it) |
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this thread is making me throw up my thanksgiving dinner
but i will contribute this vegan bitch i almost threw up when that puntang got near me
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I love to racism, bro!
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This reminds me of the "2 finger" test.
Where you dip 2 fingers down there and take a sniff without her seeing to see if its safe to go downtown :food-smil :food-smil :food-smil :food-smil |
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I bookmarked this thread for times I feel hungry and don't want to stop working. The worst ever for me was a skank, don't remember her name but she smelled like canned pineapples... smelled that for two days
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I love to racism, bro!
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Sure they can scrub the insides. It's called a douche. I like strawberry.
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damn chicks..... just clean it up
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Kara. She was absofuckinglutely beautiful. Fresh, 18 and sweet. But, her pussy stank up to high heaven. I fucked her a few times and each time the smell stayed with me after a shower and into the next day. A day and a half later someone could smell my finger and know I had some stank pussy recently.
I hope she got that problem fixed.
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LMAO
i laughed so hard when i read this. should we really dime out these poor girls? LOL. even though it wasnt a pleasant ride, should we really beat the cabby once we get to the final destination? hahahahahah. tell ya in person. lol. happy holidays mikey hawk! |
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If any girls are reading this....
Take baths and finger your pussies with soap to clean that shit out... And dont let your men cum inside you. I am thinking it just stays in there and makes your pussy reak. ![]()
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Name was Darlene and she smelled like a raw sewage dump.. I'm not exagerating either.. It was the most horrible fucking thing I've ever smelled in my life.
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I remember one broad I banged that I met at a Club. It's a well known fact that all girls pussies will stink after dancing all night at a club.
Well, this girl's pussy smelled like warm garbage. Jesus, it was horrible. But I digress.......I banged this girl and she left a glazed donut around my cock since, of course, I gave her the best one night stand sex of her life. Anyway, I got home and took a shower. The hot water hit the glazed donut around my cock and the stink was 10x worse! The hot water and steam intensified it for a few moments until it was completely washed off. It was so bad I was seriously running into my shower wall trying to run away from it, to no avail. Warm garbage.
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Warm garbage? Where are you guys finding these rank ass sluts? I have luckily never run across a girl with a stinky pussy.
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Boxcar Bertha...She was every hobos dream
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damn guys kinda sounds like some bad nights here, i dont know what i would do if a guy smelled that bad
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this thread rocks OMG makes my holiday all so much happier
mike thanks u know i am having some downtime and Shit this is so fucken hillarious . LOL thanks for the good stories guys keep it coming ..... ![]() ![]() ![]() P.S i smell like flowers |
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Rose... and let me tell you, she didnt smell like roses...
more like salty fish
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Event: Last year when GFY celebrated Blowjob and Steak day I called this rando girl that I had number of but never really spoke with. I jokingly asked her if she was going to treat me and she said she was down. Next day I picked her up and I asked her what was first and she said my decision so I took her by my place and got my pipe polished from her and when I pulled the reach around on her it smelt like someone put crabmeat in their shoe and walked around in the heat for a day then put my fingers in it. I got disgusted and afterwards we were heading to Harvey's the steak place and I told her Wendies would do fine and brought her home. |
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her name was Mira, she was an east indian girl.
she had a killer body - law student in my residence. it didn't really smell bad but it was the WORSE tasting pussy I've ever eaten. Sucked cause she was SMOKING hot, I couldn't eat her out it tasted sooo bad. I think it may have had something to do with all the curry she ate - she loved curry. She was a good fuck though. I even made $20 that night - as no one thought I'd be able to fuck her - did it on a bet. Idiots slipped the money under the door while we were doing it though.
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This is the funniest thread ever. Pussy is pussy. If a washroom is available just ask her to wash her pussy quickly before you slide up in it.
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Fuck, I was diving down on a pussy that had her period. UGHHHHH, the worst pussie experience so far.
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do these girls realize how bad their pussy smells?
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I was told once before:
Tell that girl 'bitch, you left some stank on my hanglow' |
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Hmmm, does one wash fish after they cook it? It?s supposed to smell like pussy.
I just say, dear your vagina?s angry tonight and I get on with it. |
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Wow thathahaha8217;s messed up MikeHawk because the worst smelly pussy I've ever smelled was by a girl named Samantha... Was fuckin sick and the 2nd time I was at her house she had like 4 pairs of underwear on the ground that had shit stains in them... Was fuckin sick, this was in high school by the way. But it defiantly made for a good story... Fuck I can still remember the look on my face
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no clue what her name was... I'm happy I don't remember the name. she smelled like fish
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no bad smellin' pussies in my diary
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The worst for me...
A swinger party... Woman gave me a blowjob then laid back for some recip... The fumes coming off her pussy made my eyebrows melt before my face could get anywhere near it. I acted like I had to go to the bathroom first, went in and scrubbed up for half an hour. Came out of the bathroom and (someone in this industry) was eating her out like he just got out of the concentration camp. Grosses me out to think about it, even to this day. PS: My eyebrows eventually grew back ![]()
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name: Amy
smell: When we were in grade 8, my buddy fingered her, then came over to play video games with us... and im telling you, he said he scrubbed his hands and it was still so rank that we had to send him back home. I feel sorry for that girl, because by the next day everyone knew... |
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