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06-25-2005, 08:08 PM
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"Clerks" Hilarious Quote, Porn Movie Titles Spree by Randal In It........
Randal is on the phone when a woman and little girl come to the counter.......
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Excuse me, do you sell videos? Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for? 'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup. Randal Graves: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again? 'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup. 'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy... 'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: She loves it. Randal Graves: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My hahahaha Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave hahahaha", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again? |
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06-25-2005, 08:11 PM
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rockin tha trailerpark
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thanks i needed to laugh for a solid 2 minutes!
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06-25-2005, 08:11 PM
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Banned from Kimmy's couch
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Can't wait to see the sequel "The passion of the Clerks"
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06-25-2005, 08:14 PM
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what a waste of a great name
http://www.cumoneileen.com/ |
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06-25-2005, 08:14 PM
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Hehe, that sounds hilarious.
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06-25-2005, 08:15 PM
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I need a beer
 
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 That was some funny shit
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06-25-2005, 09:18 PM
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"All Holes Filled with Hard Cock"
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06-25-2005, 09:21 PM
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i was at that quick stop today buying smokes
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06-25-2005, 09:24 PM
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my wife was there today...
"shocking abouse of authority" "salsa shark"
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06-25-2005, 09:27 PM
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Two fresh affiliate progs
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Classic, I rented it again a few weeks ago and its still as funny as ever.
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06-25-2005, 09:31 PM
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lurker
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that was a very funny movie
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06-25-2005, 09:56 PM
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06-25-2005, 11:19 PM
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We're gonna need a bigger boat! 
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06-25-2005, 11:22 PM
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I'll suck u off like a circus seal
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06-25-2005, 11:26 PM
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:glugglug
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Clerk: My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer: In a row?!?!! Lol, the quote alone doesnt do justice to how funny that part is. |
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06-25-2005, 11:29 PM
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overrated and lame.
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06-25-2005, 11:34 PM
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"Would you like some making fuck berserker!!!"
"Did he just say making fuck?"
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06-25-2005, 11:48 PM
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BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
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"Hey, try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot"
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06-25-2005, 11:59 PM
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Push Porn Like Weight.
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your girlfriend sucked 37 dicks?
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06-26-2005, 12:46 AM
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Permanently Gone
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"36!!!! 36 dicks!!! Is that including me?!!!"
"Ok, 37." |
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06-26-2005, 03:07 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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that was a great scene, watching her face in the movie was priceless.
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06-26-2005, 03:18 AM
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06-26-2005, 10:44 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Thanks for that refreshing post man.
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06-26-2005, 11:12 PM
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