Sexual World Record to be set this Wednesday - 70 Man Cum Omelet! - GoFuckYourself.com

Porno Dan · 09-29-2008, 12:20 PM

This Wednesday World Renowned Director Jim Powers will be shooting his most romantic movie yet, as Ami Emerson will dine on a 70 man cum omelet. Powers, fresh off his win for producing the couple scene of the year at the iPorn Sexopolis Sunset Strip Awards aid, ?I feel inspired to produce something every couple in love should be able to watch together. What better way to spend a romantic night than cuddling on the couch, watching a sweet young girl, eating a 70 man cum omelet.?

Powers? useless production manager Johnny Thrust commented that he has had an overwhelming amount of response for this event, but can still use more load droppers. Said Thrust, ?We are going to try and break the World Record for most loads of cum being fried and made into an omelet. The previous record is 16 loads set by a little sister during a fraternity initiation night, when all 16 pledges came in a frying pan before she fried it up and ate it. I am confident we will crush this mark. This is going to be a hallmark movie for JM Productions, and that is a very powerful statement.?

Powers went on a nation wide search to find one man sick and twisted enough to be the chef to cook all the cum. He realized there was only one man out there who us up to the task, ?Porno? Dan Leal. Leal stated, ?I am truly honored to be given the task of cooking the cum. Guys please come on down and drop a load for this record breaking effort. It?s a great way to make a quick buck, plus I am going to be casting for some new reality sites. This could be your big chance to break into porn.?

Ms. Ami Emerson said this, ?I begging all you guys out there to help me break the World Record, so please call the Bukkake hot line at 818-709-4452?

Cyandin · 09-29-2008, 12:22 PM

Don't chefs secretly taste all their meals, to make sure they're delicious?

sweetcuties · 09-29-2008, 12:25 PM

cool I guess

Triple10Terry · 09-29-2008, 12:26 PM

That is going to be a salty omelet!

CaptainHowdy · 09-29-2008, 12:29 PM

Good Lord ...

Scott McD · 09-29-2008, 12:35 PM

Mom will be proud!

sicone · 09-29-2008, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Porno Dan

Powers? useless production manager

Useless...

Sounds like a fun time, enjoy

Porno Dan · 09-29-2008, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyandin

Don't chefs secretly taste all their meals, to make sure they're delicious?

Not in this case

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Originally Posted by sicone

Useless...

Sounds like a fun time, enjoy

It will be entertaining

Cyandin · 09-29-2008, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Porno Dan

Not in this case

It will be entertaining

Well, I'm on no higher ground, bro. My morbid curiosity demands to see what what a 70-man cumelette looks like.

Bon appetit!

DarkJedi · 09-29-2008, 01:06 PM

they should licence this to Iron Chef

Manowar · 09-29-2008, 01:07 PM

will be on the menu in restuarants across the world imminently

Bojangles · 09-29-2008, 01:16 PM

Holy shit.

MichaelP · 09-29-2008, 01:17 PM

Are you going to put some more ingredient in the omelette ?

LisaWP · 09-29-2008, 01:20 PM

On todays Iron Chef, the secret ingredient is SPERM

LisaWP · 09-29-2008, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Davey Jones

they should licence this to Iron Chef

The Essence of Emeril

Pete-KT · 09-29-2008, 01:33 PM

thats nasty

gornyhuy · 09-29-2008, 01:38 PM

Talk about having egg on your face...

seeric · 09-29-2008, 01:43 PM

disgusting.

RevSand · 09-29-2008, 02:32 PM

Nasty... Need any BTS shot for xpeeps?

FreakinWebmaster · 09-29-2008, 02:35 PM

pretty nasty. do diseases get cooked out of that omelet?

Porno Dan · 09-29-2008, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MichaelP

Are you going to put some more ingredient in the omelette ?

No just CUM nothing else

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Originally Posted by RevSand

Nasty... Need any BTS shot for xpeeps?

Maybe - Here is the lucky girl

MandyBlake · 09-29-2008, 04:09 PM

what is she getting paid to do that?

RevSand · 09-29-2008, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Porno Dan

Here is the lucky girl

HAHA Lucky?!?! She was the one that just used to do softcore right???

Kudles · 09-29-2008, 04:34 PM

God I wish I could see that

Porno Dan · 09-29-2008, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by RevSand

HAHA Lucky?!?! She was the one that just used to do softcore right???

Yep she did her first boy girl when she blew me at Blue Moon Nights.

She has come a long way since then hasn't she.

ultimatebbwdotcom · 09-29-2008, 04:48 PM

.....without cheese or onion....ugh

baddog · 09-29-2008, 04:52 PM

Almost wish I was going to be back in town.

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 09-29-2008, 05:08 PM

I wonder what that's going to smell like. Actually, no I don't.

RuthB · 09-29-2008, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle

I wonder what that's going to smell like. Actually, no I don't.

BAHAHAHAHAHAH

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?I feel inspired to produce something every couple in love should be able to watch together. What better way to spend a romantic night than cuddling on the couch, watching a sweet young girl, eating a 70 man cum omelet.?

hilarious

Almost Evil · 09-29-2008, 07:19 PM

Wow, ive worked with Ami several times and she's sure come a long way in the past couple months since she moved to LA!

BSleazy · 09-29-2008, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Porno Dan

This Wednesday World Renowned Director Jim Powers will be shooting his most romantic movie yet, as Ami Emerson will dine on a 70 man cum omelet. Powers, fresh off his win for producing the couple scene of the year at the iPorn Sexopolis Sunset Strip Awards aid, ?I feel inspired to produce something every couple in love should be able to watch together. What better way to spend a romantic night than cuddling on the couch, watching a sweet young girl, eating a 70 man cum omelet.?

Powers? useless production manager Johnny Thrust commented that he has had an overwhelming amount of response for this event, but can still use more load droppers. Said Thrust, ?We are going to try and break the World Record for most loads of cum being fried and made into an omelet. The previous record is 16 loads set by a little sister during a fraternity initiation night, when all 16 pledges came in a frying pan before she fried it up and ate it. I am confident we will crush this mark. This is going to be a hallmark movie for JM Productions, and that is a very powerful statement.?

Powers went on a nation wide search to find one man sick and twisted enough to be the chef to cook all the cum. He realized there was only one man out there who us up to the task, ?Porno? Dan Leal. Leal stated, ?I am truly honored to be given the task of cooking the cum. Guys please come on down and drop a load for this record breaking effort. It?s a great way to make a quick buck, plus I am going to be casting for some new reality sites. This could be your big chance to break into porn.?

Ms. Ami Emerson said this, ?I begging all you guys out there to help me break the World Record, so please call the Bukkake hot line at 818-709-4452?

I just got a killer idea. It includes a message like the one above and a 900 number. I won't act on it though because I don't like to makes $1000's a day...

Spunky · 09-29-2008, 07:37 PM

Make sure you use low fat milk

RevSand · 09-29-2008, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

Yep she did her first boy girl when she blew me at Blue Moon Nights.

She has come a long way since then hasn't she.

Ohh yea she has...

thebossxxx · 09-29-2008, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

This Wednesday World Renowned Director Jim Powers will be shooting his most romantic movie yet, as Ami Emerson will dine on a 70 man cum omelet. Powers, fresh off his win for producing the couple scene of the year at the iPorn Sexopolis Sunset Strip Awards aid, “I feel inspired to produce something every couple in love should be able to watch together. What better way to spend a romantic night than cuddling on the couch, watching a sweet young girl, eating a 70 man cum omelet.”

Powers’ useless production manager Johnny Thrust commented that he has had an overwhelming amount of response for this event, but can still use more load droppers. Said Thrust, “We are going to try and break the World Record for most loads of cum being fried and made into an omelet. The previous record is 16 loads set by a little sister during a fraternity initiation night, when all 16 pledges came in a frying pan before she fried it up and ate it. I am confident we will crush this mark. This is going to be a hallmark movie for JM Productions, and that is a very powerful statement.”

Powers went on a nation wide search to find one man sick and twisted enough to be the chef to cook all the cum. He realized there was only one man out there who us up to the task, “Porno” Dan Leal. Leal stated, “I am truly honored to be given the task of cooking the cum. Guys please come on down and drop a load for this record breaking effort. It’s a great way to make a quick buck, plus I am going to be casting for some new reality sites. This could be your big chance to break into porn.”

Ms. Ami Emerson said this, “I begging all you guys out there to help me break the World Record, so please call the Bukkake hot line at 818-709-4452”

I am so desensitized by normal sex I love this shit, i'm fucking sick, go Dan and jim!

BTW, How much are you paying this worthless piece of shit, to have the dining experience of her life?

VeriSexy · 09-29-2008, 09:57 PM

Gotta hand it to her

Porno Dan · 09-30-2008, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by thebossxxx

I am so desensitized by normal sex I love this shit, i'm fucking sick, go Dan and jim!

Thank you very much for the kind words. Hit me up [email protected] when you get a chance

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Originally Posted by VeriSexy

Gotta hand it to her

Yes you do, you really do.

seeric · 09-30-2008, 12:06 PM

there's still time to stop this dan.

sandman! · 09-30-2008, 12:07 PM

that is just nasty!

2crazy4u · 09-30-2008, 12:08 PM

I lost my appetite!

Scotia · 09-30-2008, 12:09 PM

toatally revolting there dan

MissMina · 09-30-2008, 12:52 PM

Ugh nasty.

DaddyHalbucks · 09-30-2008, 01:02 PM

That's not sexy, that's disgusting.

Fucksakes · 09-30-2008, 01:05 PM

I'm gagging just thinking of it. Do they have any Guys fucking 70 girls in one night?

JustDaveXxx · 09-30-2008, 01:29 PM

Nasty Dude!!!!

Porno Dan · 09-30-2008, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

there's still time to stop this dan.

No way the rails are off the track.

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Originally Posted by Fucksakes

I'm gagging just thinking of it. Do they have any Guys fucking 70 girls in one night?

There is no fucking invloved. It's a bukkake, the girl doesn't touch the guys.

If I could line up 70 girls I sure as hell would try my best to them all!

Easton · 09-30-2008, 01:35 PM

Dan, when I shot Amber Rayne eating fried cum from a few guys, she burned her tongue on the sizzling semen... so just a word of advice to Ami: it apparently gets really hot when cooked up in a frying pan

HBKKH · 09-30-2008, 02:01 PM

Wtf......

Deej · 09-30-2008, 02:08 PM

wait wait wait....

If you jizz enough in a pan and add heat.... it cooks up like egg?

First of all thats fucking gross!

Second... Who IN the ~FUCK~ came up with that idea? And tested it out?

Shit amazes me...

Porno Dan · 09-30-2008, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easton

Dan, when I shot Amber Rayne eating fried cum from a few guys, she burned her tongue on the sizzling semen... so just a word of advice to Ami: it apparently gets really hot when cooked up in a frying pan

Thank you for the advise. Give me a call when you get a chance.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

wait wait wait....

If you jizz enough in a pan and add heat.... it cooks up like egg?

First of all the fucking gross!

Second... Who IN the ~FUCK~ came up with that idea? And tested it out?

Shit amazes me...

My production partner Jim Powers got the idea to make the World's Largest Cum Omelet

Michaelious · 09-30-2008, 02:25 PM

Doesn't sound that tasty!

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