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evildick 01-06-2009 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by evildick (Post 15290559)
I have the 590A1, which I believe is the military version. Let me see if I have a pic.

don't have a pic on this computer, but if you search for that model you will see it. Comes with the 20 inch heavier barrel standard, and replaces the plastic safety with a metal one, and has the bayonet lug. I think those are the only differences. I also added a six shot shell holder on the side. Just want to get a light on the front and then it will be the perfect zombie killing machine.

SykkBoy 01-06-2009 06:19 PM

I just want to thank all of the anti-gun people here for thinking so much about the size of my penis....

BV 01-06-2009 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by evildick (Post 15286441)
If that 4 year old had loaded a slug in that gun, I doubt anyone involved would have thought that was a stupid law. I can't believe you think forcing people to keep their guns locked is a stupid law.

There's nothing stopping you from keeping your shotgun under your bed with your ammo in your nightstand right beside you. Just keep the key in the bedroom with you where a kid can't get at it.

If you don't have time to grab a key in your bedroom chances are your going to get killed before you even know what's going on anyway.

I keep a pistol grip Mossberg beside my bed (with trigger lock on) and I have a nice bayonet on the end of it in case I need to get pokey.

dude, have you ever had to pull a gun in an emergency situation or even just plain hunting for that matter?

if someone wanted too, they could kick in my door (setting the alarm off i might add) and have a gun to my head within 5 seconds, 10 seconds if they walked.

if you can wake up from a dead sleep, realize what just happened, look for your key, find it, reach under your bed, find your shotgun, load shells in it, pump a round in it, never mind, you were DEAD about the time you put your key in the lock!!

get my point?

Time

besides, what if you don't have any kids? why is that law fair to a single women that might have a stalker? or live in a bad part of town?
she should keep her gun locked up? nah, that's not smart.

Keep your shit loaded man!

I'd rather take a fine than lose my life.

You never know when you really might need it in a jiffy. Sort of like car accidents. Shit can happen out of nowhere.

Vixenator 01-06-2009 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BV (Post 15290999)
if someone wanted too, they could kick in my door (setting the alarm off i might add) and have a gun to my head within 5 seconds, 10 seconds if they walked.

And your optimum solution to this scenario is a loaded gun on the bedside table? :1orglaugh

How about getting a better fucking door? Solid core, hinged on a steel frame? Maybe a door gate on top of that? That could easily buy you another 5-10 minutes, while the guy gets his blow torch and sledge hammer out. :winkwink:

BV 01-06-2009 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Vixenator (Post 15291044)
And your optimum solution to this scenario is a loaded gun on the bedside table? :1orglaugh

How about getting a better fucking door? Solid core, hinged on a steel frame? Maybe a door gate on top of that? That could easily buy you another 5-10 minutes, while the guy gets his blow torch and sledge hammer out. :winkwink:

because it wouldn't matter, i live on the inter coastal waterway and I'd guestimate that 75% of my wall area is either windows or full french doors

solid steel doors, fences, gates, all that shit won't fit into this neighborhood

so yes, if the alarm goes off it will literally elevate me out of my bed (it's so fucking loud)

(ha ha you should see my cats when i accidentally set it off)

anyways, yes that is my plan, a revolver within hands reach.

BV 01-06-2009 08:47 PM

if any of you were an armed robber, who's house would you rather rob?

my house or evildicks?

hehe

Libertine 01-06-2009 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BV (Post 15291266)
if any of you were an armed robber, who's house would you rather rob?

my house or evildicks?

hehe

Whichever of you was on vacation at the time. Most criminals who rob houses try to avoid confrontations :2 cents:

Of course, if an armed criminal for some reason robbed both of your houses while you were at home, you'd be likelier to end up dead than evildick, since he wouldn't be coming at the robber with a gun, and you would. Yeah, I know, like every other gun owner you think you'd get the shot off first.

But you definitely have a better chance of survival with serial killers, I'll give you that. It's almost a shame they're so uncommon.

BV 01-06-2009 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 15291325)
Whichever of you was on vacation at the time. Most criminals who rob houses try to avoid confrontations :2 cents:

Of course, if an armed criminal for some reason robbed both of your houses while you were at home, you'd be likelier to end up dead than evildick, since he wouldn't be coming at the robber with a gun, and you would. Yeah, I know, like every other gun owner you think you'd get the shot off first.

But you definitely have a better chance of survival with serial killers, I'll give you that. It's almost a shame they're so uncommon.

but he would be coming at him with his bayonet?, lol

jollyperv 01-06-2009 11:24 PM

On a completely different note, does anyone here have their windows treated with that shatterguard stuff that's supposed to be impossible to break? All this talk has got me thinking about home security.

BV 01-06-2009 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by jollyperv (Post 15291743)
On a completely different note, does anyone here have their windows treated with that shatterguard stuff that's supposed to be impossible to break? All this talk has got me thinking about home security.

i've never heard of a treatment that does that, but they do make hurricane film (like tint), pretty sure SoloGuard makes it, so if flying debris hits and breaks your glass windows they will stay together, not let water in, etc etc

actually my Aunt owns a business that installs it in S Florida.

The neighbor across the street just built a new house and it has some type of plastic in the windows (instead of glass) that the code calls for if you do not want to have shutters.

I Don't think it's Lexan. Lexan is bulletproof but it scratches very easy. The best thing to do is have a jamup security system with glass break sensors.

Houses with alarm systems are 3 times less likely to be burglarized and for me the monthly monitoring lowered my home insurance 20%, i actually make money on the deal, (not including the hardware) but in time it will pay for it all I suppose.


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