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08-05-2007, 05:50 PM | #1 |
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court tomorrow morning - bottle of booze i allegedly stole at a club
I just prepared my speech ill be giving to the judge and it came out beautiful - its like a scene out of that lawyer movie with john travolta about the dirty water. Still, it would be a small miracle if i win this but if you dont try anything youll never win anything. Ill be back tomorrow with the outcome
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08-05-2007, 05:55 PM | #2 |
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08-05-2007, 05:57 PM | #3 |
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08-05-2007, 05:59 PM | #4 |
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just want your 15 minutes of court fame? ;P
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08-05-2007, 06:05 PM | #5 |
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And why did you steal a bottle of booze ?
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08-05-2007, 06:12 PM | #6 |
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Why would they want to take ya to court over a $20 bottle of booze?
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08-05-2007, 06:16 PM | #7 |
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short story:
- grabbed a bottle from bar at club - a while later i was grabbed by some bouncers: "pay 100 euros or we call police" - didnt pay ofcourse, police came, courtcase was born |
08-05-2007, 06:18 PM | #8 |
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08-05-2007, 06:21 PM | #9 |
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Why you would tell GFY about this is beyond me.
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08-05-2007, 06:27 PM | #10 |
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08-05-2007, 06:28 PM | #11 |
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So basically, you did steal a bottle of booze. What the fuck?
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08-05-2007, 06:50 PM | #12 |
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08-05-2007, 06:51 PM | #13 |
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so you are basically a theif is what you are telling us
did you also steal a wallet at the vegas show a few weeks back what about that shoulder back a couple of days ago you are a theif plain and simple everyone needs to remember this guys nick for the next time he is at a show and something gets stolen
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08-05-2007, 06:55 PM | #14 |
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08-05-2007, 07:00 PM | #15 |
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what was in the bottle? vodka? tequila?
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08-05-2007, 07:05 PM | #16 |
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stealing is bad, ok?
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08-05-2007, 07:29 PM | #17 |
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You want the truth??? You cant handle the truth!... The truth is I spend 80 hours a week making wooden shoes and tending to my tulips. You think your average man wants to be out there walking that line? That line between clogs and tulips, and RISKING HIS LIFE if a dike should spring a leak? IS THAT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT? You KNOW down deep, deep in your gut YOU WANT ME OUT THERE. You NEED ME OUT THERE! You want me cobbling shoes and growing tulips so you can go along with your boring lives of fucking tight pussy and partying while I spend my time making shoes and growing flowers. YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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08-05-2007, 07:31 PM | #18 |
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Just tell him someone else put the bottle in your pocket. Works every time!
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08-05-2007, 07:35 PM | #20 |
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08-06-2007, 03:43 AM | #23 |
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hahaha I love all the dumb asses calling me a thief! Tell that to the judge who just dropped the charges of theft, and dropped the 100 euro charges, making it a total of only 1 glass i have to pay of a whopping...... €1.80
im so fucking good its not even funny anymore... once again i prevailed hahahaa |
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08-06-2007, 06:16 AM | #27 |
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That's when you know you have a drinking problem.
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08-06-2007, 07:14 AM | #30 |
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haha, so how come the you only had to pay 1.80?
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That's pretty cheap for a glass. What kind of crap do you drink? Apfelkorn? Bessen? LOL
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08-06-2007, 07:43 AM | #32 |
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gin....... the court didnt have an idea what 1 glass would cost so they said 1.80 lol.. its prolly 4 euros or something.
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08-06-2007, 07:47 AM | #33 |
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what was that film called with travolta?
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08-06-2007, 07:53 AM | #34 |
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Congrats on "winning".....
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08-06-2007, 08:08 AM | #35 |
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1.8EUR for a drink?
What's the pub address, quick?! :-) |
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Sure it's stealing but we all been there, hammered, shitfaced and in good company and someone get's a less than brilliant idea like that. You can hardly compare it with stealing a wallet.... If course you should be fined for doing this but that's it. I would not have the slightest problem dealing with a shitfaced guy in a way too good mood who I saw steal a bottle of boose. I would however never work with a guy who stole a wallet from another person or a guy who stole something from a supermarket. It's a double standard but heck at least I can see the world in other colors than black and white. Let us know when you taste your first beer mr. FakeNick. I am sure it will be a great day for you Everyone needs to remember not to hang out with your boring ass next time you are at a show
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08-06-2007, 09:40 AM | #38 |
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So you're bragging about getting away with theft?
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08-06-2007, 09:42 AM | #39 | |
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if you're with guys aged 19, having no money, and their main goal is to get drunk, then they can do some stupid shit like steal a bottle of some wine or whatever it was nothing to be proud about, but neither is passing out in the public when you're drunk etc but most guys did it at their late teen's or early 20's probably things like that happen when you're drunk and when you want to feel free etc, when you're young especially when you're with people who have no money , like poor students etc.. for them saving 5 bucks on a drink is an achievement most people have been there I guess...
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08-06-2007, 09:51 AM | #40 |
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so you have done this before and got away with it also
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08-06-2007, 09:53 AM | #41 |
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Sounds like a life sentence!
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instead they should hang out you with and nico-theif but have to keep constantly making sure they still have their wallets
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08-06-2007, 10:14 AM | #44 |
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laughing my ass off here at some of the remarks... its a drunk-as-hell action for the kicks of it you fools, it has nothing to do with 'real' stealing. Yall are really a bunch of saints huh. Polle is right on the money with his post. And i still think baddog gave his dog an original name no matter how much he dislikes me
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08-06-2007, 10:19 AM | #45 |
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So you did steal the booze and then blew the judge or something to get the charges dropped. So basically, you stole "content" and then when confronted with paying for the theft, you got a judge to remove your liability. So you still took the "content", used it, and never paid? Wow, stand up guy this one, I know I'm impressed.
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08-06-2007, 10:21 AM | #46 |
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according to the court i am no thief and they even understood it was all a joke to have a lil fun. Its funny that some of you pornographers seem to know it better than an officer of justice and a judge
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Reality TV... sitcom or drama?
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08-06-2007, 10:26 AM | #48 |
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I hope that bottle was worth it.
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see at our club we would have taken the bottle back, or it would be wearing you.
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but yes we have all been there. when i was with my friends last time clubbing we went into a bar late one night and there were all these left over drinks and they just went straight for them. half glasses of vodka and stuff. I wouldnt touch them, who knows they could have been spiked. I know 2 people who have gone to hospital coz they got they're drinks spiked. But yeh, they saw it as an achievment and got totally fucked. do i think what nico t did was right? no, but should the police have come over 100 euros and a drunk student? no. take the bottle off him and kick him out of the club.
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