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Old 07-01-2011, 08:48 AM   #1
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man who stands on a toilet is hi on pot.

don't eat egg salad and ride the bus.

Masturbation is a good sleeping aid. (don't try this at work)




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Old 07-01-2011, 08:49 AM   #2
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Old 07-01-2011, 08:51 AM   #3
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was in the movie due date funny ass movie.
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picking your turds out of the toilet doesnt count
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what if you have a nervous tick and a hair trigger?
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I recommend to do one of two things. Don't pick up a weapon or only pointed at yourself.
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