So... police threatened to shoot my dog. - GoFuckYourself.com

StinkyPink · 09-01-2011, 09:10 AM

Last night I was outside working on a retainer wall in front of my house. I live on a hill in a private area surrounded by woods. Not easy to get up here. Police do not patrol up here, and frankly I hardly ever see anyone else around the house. There is an access road out back that is so washed out that noone ever drives it, a few folks hike or walk their dogs or whatever, hardly ever though...

So, I am outside leveling the dirt as we filled in the wall and the dogs are just hanging around getting in the way. I see an officer heading towards us on the path up the hill. Odd... I didn't call them, I am not doing anything wrong, and neighbors are not very near, so no reason for them to call. So the cop approaches my property slowly with his hand on his gun, I am like wtf... not even realising my dogs are wandering around. So he says "Better get your dog!" at which point my dog hears him and lunges towards him, now leaving my gate, barking a little. He is a good dog. But I didn't even bother calling the dog cause if he would have shot my dog, I would be in jail for shooting the cop with his own fucking gun.

I responded to the cops second call out "Better get your dog! I'm gonna shoot him", with "Shoot my dog and see what happens". The cop nearly shit himself whenn the dog heard him and took off towards him, but the cop startled him. Had he just came up to us in a normal matter, the dog would not have sensed his fear and his aggressive stance/weapon.

Turns out, they recieved a 911 hang up call from my house... umm, we were all outside working. Noone here called 911.

This situation could have ended very badly for the dog, the cop, myself and my family... all over a fucking 911 hangup call that noone made.

porno jew · 09-01-2011, 09:15 AM

pit bull i assume. if so, logical.

Failed · 09-01-2011, 09:15 AM

Shoot at my dog, get shot at back.

PR_Glen · 09-01-2011, 09:18 AM

what a dumb ass... I can even understand them coming by to make sure things are ok within the household when they get a call like that but they are still not supposed to be aggressive about it without reason to...

by B-lining right at you and sounding angry of course a dog is going to consider that a threat...

StinkyPink · 09-01-2011, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

pit bull i assume. if so, logical.

No... and I am sorry for not mentioning the breed. He is a Great Dane/Black Lab mix. He has the shape of the dane but isn't very large, maybe a little bigger than the average lab.

He is so gentle, like I said he would not have done anything had the cop not startled him and been in an aggressive stance with his hands on his weapon when the dog noticed the officer.

TeenCat · 09-01-2011, 09:20 AM

thread forwarded to texas rangers and jag

CyberHustler · 09-01-2011, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Failed

Shoot at my dog, get shot at back.

You'd have the balls to shoot a cop who shot your dog?

StinkyPink · 09-01-2011, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Dedi

You'd have the balls to shoot a cop who shot your dog?

Yes I would. I am not mentally stable and I hate cops to begin with.

Dubya · 09-01-2011, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink

cause if he would have shot my dog, I would be in jail for shooting the cop with his own fucking gun.

sure you would tough guy

more like you would lunge for his gun and get shot in the head too, dead next to your dog.

StinkyPink · 09-01-2011, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Dubya

sure you would tough guy

more like you would lunge for his gun and get shot in the head too, dead next to your dog.

Maybe where you are from, I don't know where you are from, but in my neck of the woods, shooting dogs is about all the cops are capable of. They are just a bunch of fat lazy pussies here. Just sayin'.

Besides, you don't know me or what I am about

porno jew · 09-01-2011, 09:34 AM

thread forwarded to your local fox news affiliate.

Coup · 09-01-2011, 09:36 AM

If the dog had a gun, this would've never happened

CDSmith · 09-01-2011, 09:38 AM

Touchy situation. On the one hand you have the cop who HAS to respond to a 911 hangup call. Every time one occurs they have to check it out, thus he has no idea what he's walking into. He sees a sizeable dog, doesn't know what the deal is or if the dog is aggressive or what.

Yet on the other side of it you have a guy who is out working in his yard, unaware of any 911 call, and sees this random idiot cop setting foot on his property with his hand on his gun making threats about killing his dog.

Conclusion: Cop was obviously a cat guy.

atom · 09-01-2011, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Coup

If the dog had a gun, this would've never happened

best reply of the thread!

Failed · 09-01-2011, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Dedi

You'd have the balls to shoot a cop who shot your dog?

If it happened quickly as described, I don't think it would have anything to do with balls, but more about protecting a family member, instinct. I love my dog, she's not "like" a member of the family, she is family. I know that she would risk her life to protect me, and I would do the same for her.

StinkyPink · 09-01-2011, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Conclusion: Cop was obviously a cat guy.

Haha, probably so...

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Originally Posted by Failed

If it happened quickly as described, I don't think it would have anything to do with balls, but more about protecting a family member, instinct. I love my dog, she's not "like" a member of the family, she is family. I know that she would risk her life to protect me, and I would do the same for her.

Exactly, I care about my dog more than some nosy cop.

And I do get the whole reason he was up here, but really... the dog was ignoring him until he got all Rambo!

Roald · 09-01-2011, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink

Yes I would. I am not mentally stable and I hate cops to begin with.

haha this is what makes me wonder about the truth of your original post.

There is always 3 sides to a story

WarChild · 09-01-2011, 09:45 AM

Firstly, you wouldn't have taken anyone's gun and shot them with it, that much is for sure. Especially once the gun has already been drawn. Saying otherwise just makes you sound ignorant.

Secondly you can be right and have a dead dog, or you can control your dog. If you really love your dog, the right answer is obvious.

JamesGw · 09-01-2011, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Conclusion: Cop was obviously a cat guy.

Clearly this.

bronco67 · 09-01-2011, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink

No... and I am sorry for not mentioning the breed. He is a Great Dane/Black Lab mix. He has the shape of the dane but isn't very large, maybe a little bigger than the average lab.

He is so gentle, like I said he would not have done anything had the cop not startled him and been in an aggressive stance with his hands on his weapon when the dog noticed the officer.

I have a chocolate lab who is the sweetest dog. When he walks up to small children, I have to zero fear that he will ever do anything wrong.

When he sees fear or aggression, a switch flips and he can seem pretty scary.

No one could fault your dog for acting the way he did.

StinkyPink · 09-01-2011, 09:54 AM

at those who think I wouldn't slap some punk bitch cop and take his gun... on my property after shooting my dog with no reason other than some phony 911 call, in an area where there should be no cops. Fuck cops, just cause they are cops don't make them any more important than any other shitbag coming onto my property harming my loved ones. Fucking idiots.

Leash laws or not, I am up in the fucking woods, the dog was in my gate until the cop announced his retardedness and alerted the dog. I am not going to tie my dogs up when there is nobody around ever... ever. well occasionally, but hardly ever. It is not like i live in town where people walk by the house regularly or cops patrol the area.

_Richard_ · 09-01-2011, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink

I responded to the cops second call out "Better get your dog! I'm gonna shoot him", with "Shoot my dog and see what happens".

WarChild · 09-01-2011, 09:56 AM

The spider that bit you wasn't radioactive, but it does seem to have caused some brain damage. You probably shouldn't have dogs at all, Einstein.

WarChild · 09-01-2011, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink

... at which point my dog hears him and lunges towards him, now leaving my gate, barking a little.

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink

... on my property

So which is it? The dog left your property or not? The fact that you can't even keep your own story straight makes be believe the only part of your posts that is true is the following.

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink

I am not mentally stable

CurrentlySober · 09-01-2011, 10:02 AM

Get a cat... Problem solved...

CyberHustler · 09-01-2011, 10:09 AM

Secure your dogs, people... Cops do shoot them.

12clicks · 09-01-2011, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink

Last night I was outside working on a retainer wall in front of my house. I live on a hill in a private area surrounded by woods. Not easy to get up here. Police do not patrol up here, and frankly I hardly ever see anyone else around the house. There is an access road out back that is so washed out that noone ever drives it, a few folks hike or walk their dogs or whatever, hardly ever though...

So, I am outside leveling the dirt as we filled in the wall and the dogs are just hanging around getting in the way. I see an officer heading towards us on the path up the hill. Odd... I didn't call them, I am not doing anything wrong, and neighbors are not very near, so no reason for them to call. So the cop approaches my property slowly with his hand on his gun, I am like wtf... not even realising my dogs are wandering around. So he says "Better get your dog!" at which point my dog hears him and lunges towards him, now leaving my gate, barking a little. He is a good dog. But I didn't even bother calling the dog cause if he would have shot my dog, I would be in jail for shooting the cop with his own fucking gun.

I responded to the cops second call out "Better get your dog! I'm gonna shoot him", with "Shoot my dog and see what happens". The cop nearly shit himself whenn the dog heard him and took off towards him, but the cop startled him. Had he just came up to us in a normal matter, the dog would not have sensed his fear and his aggressive stance/weapon.

Turns out, they recieved a 911 hang up call from my house... umm, we were all outside working. Noone here called 911.

This situation could have ended very badly for the dog, the cop, myself and my family... all over a fucking 911 hangup call that noone made.

maybe your mom dialed it by accident

12clicks · 09-01-2011, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink

at those who think I wouldn't slap some punk bitch cop and take his gun... on my property after shooting my dog with no reason other than some phony 911 call, in an area where there should be no cops. Fuck cops, just cause they are cops don't make them any more important than any other shitbag coming onto my property harming my loved ones. Fucking idiots.

Leash laws or not, I am up in the fucking woods, the dog was in my gate until the cop announced his retardedness and alerted the dog. I am not going to tie my dogs up when there is nobody around ever... ever. well occasionally, but hardly ever. It is not like i live in town where people walk by the house regularly or cops patrol the area.

if they aggressively leave your parent's property, they SHOULD be shot dead.

WarChild · 09-01-2011, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink

I responded to the cops second call out "Better get your dog! I'm gonna shoot him", with "Shoot my dog and see what happens".

More evidence of fabrication here.

When you threaten cops, they don't back down. They call all their friends on their radio and beat you down.

If you're going to make shit up, put a little thought in to it first.

porno jew · 09-01-2011, 10:20 AM

if you threatened a cop they would have you surrounded. you would be dead or in jail now.

porno jew · 09-01-2011, 10:21 AM

luminus is that you?

iamtam · 09-01-2011, 10:24 AM

leash your mutt, end of problem.

L-Pink · 09-01-2011, 10:40 AM

If I tell my dog to sit, shake, roll over, she will just look at me with a wtf? expression. I've never found the need for tricks. But if I say STOP she freezes like one foot is on a land mine. If I tell her STAY she will wait forever.

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WarChild · 09-01-2011, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

If I tell my dog to sit, shake, roll over, she will just look at me with a wtf? expression. I've never found the need for tricks. But if I say STOP she freezes like one foot is on a land mine. If I tell her STAY she will wait forever.

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Bingo. My Rottie could be in mid flight chasing a ball, but if I give him the "down" command he'll be down before I even finish saying it.

PTD · 09-01-2011, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

So which is it? The dog left your property or not? The fact that you can't even keep your own story straight makes be believe the only part of your posts that is true is the following.

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink

I am not mentally stable

RyuLion · 09-01-2011, 11:03 AM

/Keyboard warrior

StinkyPink · 09-01-2011, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

So which is it? The dog left your property or not? The fact that you can't even keep your own story straight makes be believe the only part of your posts that is true is the following.

Oh my god... you are so right. i am such a fucking idiot. I made all this up because of that tiny bit that you chose to pick apart from my posts, wow, how could i let that happen when I am soooooooo trying to talk shit. I guess I better kill myself, I failed.

StinkyPink · 09-01-2011, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

More evidence of fabrication here.

When you threaten cops, they don't back down. They call all their friends on their radio and beat you down.

If you're going to make shit up, put a little thought in to it first.

Haha, yeah. I said see what happens. I did not say physically or legally.

WarChild · 09-01-2011, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink

Haha, yeah. I said see what happens. I did not say physically or legally.

No man, it's a totally supportable position that when you talk back to police officers they just back down and change their tune. We're all completely on board with your story here, don't worry.

StinkyPink · 09-01-2011, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks

maybe your mom dialed it by accident

Fuckin' mook...

shimmy2 · 09-01-2011, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink

at those who think I wouldn't slap some punk bitch cop and take his gun

StinkyPink · 09-01-2011, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2

Cool song... only thing white about me is my skin, nickle!

Tom_PM · 09-01-2011, 11:25 AM

Dont forget that if you audio record them killing your dog, it's a felony in some states.

StinkyPink · 09-01-2011, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

No man, it's a totally supportable position that when you talk back to police officers they just back down and change their tune. We're all completely on board with your story here, don't worry.

Don't get it twisted... the cop looked pissed at what i said, but he didn't shoot, and he seemed generally understanding. I think he knew my position as a dog owner.

dyna mo · 09-01-2011, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

If I tell my dog to sit, shake, roll over, she will just look at me with a wtf? expression. I've never found the need for tricks. But if I say STOP she freezes like one foot is on a land mine. If I tell her STAY she will wait forever.

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Bingo. My Rottie could be in mid flight chasing a ball, but if I give him the "down" command he'll be down before I even finish saying it.

no doubt. i have 2 words my guy understands

cmon
no

after several years he now knows how to behave based on how i say those, it's saved his life 2x from running out across the street

dyna mo · 09-01-2011, 11:29 AM

oh yeah, he knows cookie and chow chow too, but those are for grub.

CyberHustler · 09-01-2011, 11:51 AM

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only thing white about me is my skin

What is that supposed to mean? You're a black man with severe vitiligo (michael jackson disease)?

StinkyPink · 09-01-2011, 11:56 AM

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What is that supposed to mean? You're a black man with severe vitiligo (michael jackson disease)?

Nope... most my 'fam' that's not blood... is black.

SmokeyTheBear · 09-01-2011, 10:21 PM

dogs have an uncanny ability to detect/hate police and postal workers..

Some dogs don't care but many dogs go apeshit around cops.. I had a doberman who would let babies yank on it's ears , but if it caught sight of a cop or a mailman 3 blocks away it would turn into carl lewis ( ben johnson if you're canadian )

My Pimp · 09-02-2011, 03:01 AM

In central europe they shoot dogs too, if they stand in their way ... You love your dog too much.

09-01-2011, 09:10 AM	#1
StinkyPink It's all goooood. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Hoe Stroll Posts: 1,591	So... police threatened to shoot my dog. Last night I was outside working on a retainer wall in front of my house. I live on a hill in a private area surrounded by woods. Not easy to get up here. Police do not patrol up here, and frankly I hardly ever see anyone else around the house. There is an access road out back that is so washed out that noone ever drives it, a few folks hike or walk their dogs or whatever, hardly ever though... So, I am outside leveling the dirt as we filled in the wall and the dogs are just hanging around getting in the way. I see an officer heading towards us on the path up the hill. Odd... I didn't call them, I am not doing anything wrong, and neighbors are not very near, so no reason for them to call. So the cop approaches my property slowly with his hand on his gun, I am like wtf... not even realising my dogs are wandering around. So he says "Better get your dog!" at which point my dog hears him and lunges towards him, now leaving my gate, barking a little. He is a good dog. But I didn't even bother calling the dog cause if he would have shot my dog, I would be in jail for shooting the cop with his own fucking gun. I responded to the cops second call out "Better get your dog! I'm gonna shoot him", with "Shoot my dog and see what happens". The cop nearly shit himself whenn the dog heard him and took off towards him, but the cop startled him. Had he just came up to us in a normal matter, the dog would not have sensed his fear and his aggressive stance/weapon. Turns out, they recieved a 911 hang up call from my house... umm, we were all outside working. Noone here called 911. This situation could have ended very badly for the dog, the cop, myself and my family... all over a fucking 911 hangup call that noone made.

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porno jew Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 10,166	pit bull i assume. if so, logical.

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porno jew Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 10,166	thread forwarded to your local fox news affiliate.

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WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	Firstly, you wouldn't have taken anyone's gun and shot them with it, that much is for sure. Especially once the gun has already been drawn. Saying otherwise just makes you sound ignorant. Secondly you can be right and have a dead dog, or you can control your dog. If you really love your dog, the right answer is obvious. __________________ .

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StinkyPink It's all goooood. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Hoe Stroll Posts: 1,591	at those who think I wouldn't slap some punk bitch cop and take his gun... on my property after shooting my dog with no reason other than some phony 911 call, in an area where there should be no cops. Fuck cops, just cause they are cops don't make them any more important than any other shitbag coming onto my property harming my loved ones. Fucking idiots. Leash laws or not, I am up in the fucking woods, the dog was in my gate until the cop announced his retardedness and alerted the dog. I am not going to tie my dogs up when there is nobody around ever... ever. well occasionally, but hardly ever. It is not like i live in town where people walk by the house regularly or cops patrol the area.

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My Pimp Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,201	In central europe they shoot dogs too, if they stand in their way ... You love your dog too much.