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Old 01-30-2012, 07:03 AM   #1
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Old 01-30-2012, 07:05 AM   #2
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Old 01-30-2012, 07:14 AM   #3
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Hahahah.. Nice one.

Should have moved age though.
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Old 01-30-2012, 09:28 AM   #8
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Old 01-30-2012, 09:57 AM   #9
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Must have been written in a European country.
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Old 01-30-2012, 10:52 AM   #11
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Love to see a nice table merge on that one.
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Old 01-30-2012, 11:02 AM   #13
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Agreed. Much better.
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I was wondering whether it should be asc or desc,,, I would have preferred a where age<=35 order by age desc limit 10;
at a certain age the select with limit > 10 is takes too long
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Love to see a nice table merge on that one.
I'd lover to see her run on solr

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q=status:wife&facet=true&facet.field=personality&mlt.count=10&mlt.fl=personality,description,hair,eyes&mlt.qf=personality^20.0+description^5+hair^1+eyes^0.2&mlt.match.include=false
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ALTER TABLE girls DROP COLUMN personality
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ALTER TABLE girls DROP COLUMN personality
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quand même! why drop column when you can add weighting to it ;)
mlt.qf=sluttiness^50+personality^20.0+description^ 5+hair^1+eyes^0.2

that way you end up with the first record being a slut with personality having big tits, straight brown hair and blue eyes. When searched with mlt (more like this), you find basically anyone that is like your wife (who of course is already that but become boring)... to execute when the 7-year itch starts scratching ;)

only NoSQL can give you those
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