WTF is up with that 50 shades of grey book? - GoFuckYourself.com

Markul · 07-28-2012, 12:07 AM

My gf read it, now she wants me to "buy all the stuff he has" and do what he does. So I spanked her, apparently that's not enough.

I guess now I have to read the book.

Paul Markham · 07-28-2012, 12:20 AM

Eva read it and said the girls led boring sex lives. LOL

pornmasta · 07-28-2012, 12:22 AM

Markul · 07-28-2012, 12:25 AM

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hehe well I spanked her ass dude, I don't beat up women

Markul · 07-28-2012, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Eva read it and said the girls led boring sex lives. LOL

I guess you have an elaborate BDSM basement at home?

CDSmith · 07-28-2012, 12:27 AM

Everyone and their dog seems to be reading it. Presumably because it has a catchy title

and it involves bondage. Oooh, bondage.

Markul · 07-28-2012, 12:37 AM

Yea I read a lot of Warhammer 40K books, I don't ask her to build me a Mark IV power suit (though that would be fucking cool!).

I guess I'll just get into it, at least I can whip her when she gets out of line

Konda · 07-28-2012, 01:26 AM

It's porn for girls.

Download the audio book and listen to it, funny shit

pamon · 07-28-2012, 02:15 AM

its porn for housewifes. was at a target and a housewife behind me had it in her cart. saw it and we both smiled. I should've offered to just fuck her instead of her boring husband and save her the $10 on the book.

Markul · 07-28-2012, 02:19 AM

lol I wonder why her brother would give her that book, don't think he knew what it was or maybe he thought he was doing me a favor or something

kane · 07-28-2012, 02:39 AM

My girlfriend tried to read it after a few of her friends suggested it to her. After a couple of days I saw her reading something different. I asked her if she had finished already 50 Shades and she said, "No. I got about a third of the way through it and it was so poorly written and so ridiculous it made me ashamed to have a vagina."

I had a good laugh.

v4 media · 07-28-2012, 03:22 AM

Woman are reading this fucking book everywhere, next time I'm on a train I'm gonna break out a wank mag, and no fucker better complain.

pornmasta · 07-28-2012, 03:26 AM

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hehe well I spanked her ass dude

Jel · 07-28-2012, 03:29 AM

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Woman are reading this fucking book everywhere, next time I'm on a train I'm gonna break out a wank mag, and no fucker better complain.

Indeed. Facebook status's are full of "I'm off to read mr gray! ;)" "bedtime with 'the book!'" etc.

Seems it's the new fashion to let everyone know you are off for a wank.

Triple-A · 07-28-2012, 03:41 AM

dumb bitches...

Simon · 07-28-2012, 06:00 AM

Markul · 07-28-2012, 06:42 AM

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HAHA awesome

CaptainHowdy · 07-28-2012, 06:53 AM

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O MARINA · 07-28-2012, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by v4 media

Woman are reading this fucking book everywhere, next time I'm on a train I'm gonna break out a wank mag, and no fucker better complain.

i lol'ed

Scott McD · 07-28-2012, 08:52 AM

It's just sheep jumping on the bandwagon again.

A bit like Harry Potter actually...

epitome · 07-28-2012, 01:17 PM

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Eva read it and said the girls led boring sex lives. LOL

Is Eva cheating on you? How would she know about good sex? Or does an old sack of bones with big orange teeth coming at her turn her on?

adult-help · 07-28-2012, 01:36 PM

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Is Eva cheating on you? How would she know about good sex? Or does an old sack of bones with big orange teeth coming at her turn her on?

I am really baffled how can some girls have such a low standards.

RubyGoodnight · 07-28-2012, 01:56 PM

I couldn't tell you what's up with it, but it's a hell of a cash cow for me. Everyone seems to want Fifty Shades ripoff erotica, or sex toy articles about the gear in the books, or fanfic that takes the bondage scenes to the next level. God bless EL James.

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Markul Likes Pie Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: The land that liberated porn Posts: 12,401	Yea I read a lot of Warhammer 40K books, I don't ask her to build me a Mark IV power suit (though that would be fucking cool!). I guess I'll just get into it, at least I can whip her when she gets out of line

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Konda ... Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,280	It's porn for girls. Download the audio book and listen to it, funny shit

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Markul Likes Pie Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: The land that liberated porn Posts: 12,401	lol I wonder why her brother would give her that book, don't think he knew what it was or maybe he thought he was doing me a favor or something

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kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	My girlfriend tried to read it after a few of her friends suggested it to her. After a couple of days I saw her reading something different. I asked her if she had finished already 50 Shades and she said, "No. I got about a third of the way through it and it was so poorly written and so ridiculous it made me ashamed to have a vagina." I had a good laugh.

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