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Old 09-25-2012, 01:43 AM   #1
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OK... So I Admit Defeat - What am I doing wrong?

There was a nice bush in my garden, near the door on a very fertile patch of land.

For the last 6 years I have been throwing my cigarette butts into the bush, and today, the bush has completely died...

Thing is, despite my diligence, there is still NO sign whatsoever, of a cigarette tree?

What am I doing wrong?
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:49 AM   #2
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The cigarette butts only grow into cigarette trees if they don't have lipstick on.
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Old 09-25-2012, 04:18 AM   #3
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It is very simple, you need to always use same cigarettes.
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Old 09-25-2012, 05:38 AM   #4
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You should have "water" it with Scotch.... not sure how old - but the cheaper one should do the job. And of course - the manure... ;-)
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Old 09-25-2012, 06:13 AM   #5
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Old 09-25-2012, 06:30 AM   #6
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There was a nice bush in my garden, near the door on a very fertile patch of land.

For the last 6 years I have been throwing my cigarette butts into the bush, and today, the bush has completely died...

Thing is, despite my diligence, there is still NO sign whatsoever, of a cigarette tree?

What am I doing wrong?
Sounds like a parable for no-traffic splogs.
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Old 09-25-2012, 06:55 AM   #7
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There was a nice bush in my garden, near the door on a very fertile patch of land.

For the last 6 years I have been throwing my cigarette butts into the bush, and today, the bush has completely died...

Thing is, despite my diligence, there is still NO sign whatsoever, of a cigarette tree?

What am I doing wrong?
I would definitely put in a support ticket to the Marlboro man, something very strange is going on because it worked for me.
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Old 09-25-2012, 06:57 AM   #8
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A cigarette in the hand is worth two in the bush

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There was a nice bush in my garden, near the door on a very fertile patch of land.

For the last 6 years I have been throwing my cigarette butts into the bush, and today, the bush has completely died...

Thing is, despite my diligence, there is still NO sign whatsoever, of a cigarette tree?

What am I doing wrong?
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Old 09-25-2012, 09:16 AM   #9
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did you fertilize it?
DUDE! Really? I shit all over it DAILY!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-25-2012, 09:48 AM   #10
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DUDE! Really? I shit all over it DAILY!!!!!!!!!
there we have it, you're only supposed to use vegetarian, or (even better) vegan poo!
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Old 09-25-2012, 09:51 AM   #11
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You want a cigarette tree, not a cigarette butt tree... wrong seed...

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Old 09-25-2012, 10:14 AM   #13
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DUDE! Really? I shit all over it DAILY!!!!!!!!!
Your neighbours must have some interesting pics...
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