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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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OK... So I Admit Defeat - What am I doing wrong?
There was a nice bush in my garden, near the door on a very fertile patch of land.
For the last 6 years I have been throwing my cigarette butts into the bush, and today, the bush has completely died... Thing is, despite my diligence, there is still NO sign whatsoever, of a cigarette tree? What am I doing wrong? |
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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The cigarette butts only grow into cigarette trees if they don't have lipstick on.
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It is very simple, you need to always use same cigarettes.
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You should have "water" it with Scotch.... not sure how old - but the cheaper one should do the job. And of course - the manure... ;-)
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The grass outside my veranda is the same
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A cigarette in the hand is worth two in the bush
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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DUDE! Really? I shit all over it DAILY!!!!!!!!!
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there we have it, you're only supposed to use vegetarian, or (even better) vegan poo!
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You want a cigarette tree, not a cigarette butt tree... wrong seed...
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Your neighbours must have some interesting pics...
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