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Old 12-12-2012, 12:13 PM   #1
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Daft email from a hotel in London..

Booked a hotel room for a night next week, about a month ago.

Just got a '*Highly Personalised*' email from them that says:

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Reservation Reminder:

We're excited you'll be visiting and are preparing for your stay!
I know its just promotional BS, but I find it funny that they would even consider saying that they are 'excited', or that they are currently preparing for my stay, a week in advance LOL

Yay! CurrentlySobers coming - in person! Stock up on tolet paper !!!
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Old 12-12-2012, 12:17 PM   #2
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yeah they are excited and happy to preparing cause they dont know what you will do on their toilet and bedroom ...
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:11 PM   #3
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Yup, probably means they are ramping up security... My bad...
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:40 PM   #4
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if only they knew what you are..
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:53 PM   #5
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Yay! CurrentlySobers coming - in person! Stock up on tolet paper !!!
Seriously just laughed soda out my nose reading this. Have fun, btw!
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:21 PM   #6
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if only they knew what you are..
Yes, a paying customer....
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:23 PM   #7
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Seriously just laughed soda out my nose reading this. Have fun, btw!
I will 5 Star Hotels are fun!

Shame you cant make it - If there *is* a next time, I'll let you know
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:24 PM   #8
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reservation reminder

cutting out waste of resources by people who call or contact to confirm bookings before travel
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:25 PM   #9
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Yes, a paying customer....
I would have used "who" instead of "what" in that case
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:26 PM   #10
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That actually makes perfect sense
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:43 PM   #11
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Some people are obviously so disorganized they may have forgotten.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:52 PM   #12
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Some people are obviously so disorganized they may have forgotten.
True, but it was really the LEVEL of personalisation that made me smile

I wont post the entire email, cause the amount of PERSONAL info I'd have to redact, would be silly! But thats my point - Had they simply said:

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Dear XXX,

Your reservation for the XXX is confirmed - Hope you enjoy your stay...
I wouldn't have thought anything of it... But the word 'Excited' and the visual that they are 'preparing' - 'Just for me!' simply gave me the giggles
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:08 PM   #13
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You know what that means? Mr Muscle is also on stand by.
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