What is it about pussy?

[LightscapeMedia]

This is mostly a tongue-in-cheek post..

I mean, I know we like to fuck them, but what makes most men content with just looking at one? Or better yet content with paying for the privilege of just looking at one - even men who have no trouble getting laid?

Yeah.. I understand that men are visual creatures. I've photographed well over 1000 of them and fucked probably 150 of them (I've lost count). Yet now matter how many I see or fuck, I still love simply seeing another one. And I don't necessarily have to fuck it to be happy.

They say "you seen one, you've seen 'em all". Well that's not really true. But if you've seen 100, you've definitely seen 'em all. We've seen the innies, the outies, the clitless, the super clit, the long one, the tiny one, the hairy one, the bald one, the pink one, the brown one, the lumpy one, the smooth one, the rotten one, the smelly one, even the one that goes all the way to her asshole and doesn't stop. But still, we want more and we'll pay to see it, even if we never get to fuck it.

We've all seen them in all their glory contorted this way, stretched that way, from behind, from the front. Let's face it.. there's only so many ways a pussy can look.

But all this said, we definitely don't want to look at them all. Just certain ones. So, my question is.. is it the pussy itself, or the person who owns said pussy?

Anyways.. thanks for reading. If this makes no sense, I don't care.. I'm drunk and stoned and felt like writing.

Happy Fathers Day!

[PhoneSexKing]

Where I live, we call a pussy an "axe wound".

[LightscapeMedia]

Originally Posted by PhoneSexKing

Where I live, we call a pussy an "axe wound".

Coin slot here..

Though I've heard there's a company working on transforming them into credit card swipers. Might as well.. that shit's expensive.

[DWB]

I get zero pleasure out of only looking at one. I'm a tits guy.

[LightscapeMedia]

Originally Posted by DWB

I get zero pleasure out of only looking at one. I'm a tits guy.

I like tits too. But tits generally have a short shelf life. Eventually, they start to look like oranges in socks. Pussy, while it does go bad eventually is still useful even after it rots.

[PhoneSexKing]

Originally Posted by LightscapeMedia

oranges in socks.

Or one looks like a banana, while the other looks like an orange.

[LightscapeMedia]

Originally Posted by PhoneSexKing

Or one looks like a banana, while the other looks like an orange.

Ever get drunk and mistake your wife for an orangutan and call Animal Control on her ass?

[PhoneSexKing]

Originally Posted by LightscapeMedia

Ever get drunk and mistake your wife for an orangutan and call Animal Control on her ass?

Only once, but I was stone-cold sober. That's why I drink every day now.

[oppoten]

I'm straight and I honestly don't like them.

Was at a strip club last weekend, and the hottest dancer in there had a stinky pussy. Put me right off.

[arock10]

Genetics?

[PhoneSexKing]

I'd guess hygiene... microbes can make that gash smell pretty funky.

[L-Pink]

“Baby, my life without you would be unbearable,
but pumpkin, your pussy smells terrible"

Tell her that in your best Charles Barkley voice imitation.


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[helterskelter808]

[Spunky]

The women know it's lined with gold

[Major (Tom)]

Originally Posted by DWB

I get zero pleasure out of only looking at one. I'm a tits guy.

Yea me too. Pussys look look like gargoyles. Not to mention I can't fuck a girl unless her pussy is maximum 30 minutes out of the shower. Ever since turning 40 the only stinky things I like to smell are my own farts
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