Which 10 all-time GFY'ers would make the best reality tv show ?? - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

Klen · 11-04-2013, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by **********

Last year we were talking to a group out of LA who wanted to do a reality show based on the adult industry. They took about a year to get their stuff together and finally put together a tiny budget to do a test shoot at the XBiz LA show last January.

They showed up, looked around and said "where's all the porn?". This despite telling them a few times that the trade shows are mostly all about the business, but that if they attended a few of the parties they might get to see some boob.

The director / producer / writer / whatever became rather upset. She was really expecting to have to step-over piles of orgies, to see girls fighting with each other for porn shoots, back stabbing, etc. She seemed stunned that porn was a legit business. She didn't know how to make a show out of it, so they packed up and left.

Sounds like they suppose to go to surfer show instead not business,they would be able to see what they were looking for there.

kane · 11-04-2013, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by **********

Last year we were talking to a group out of LA who wanted to do a reality show based on the adult industry. They took about a year to get their stuff together and finally put together a tiny budget to do a test shoot at the XBiz LA show last January.

They showed up, looked around and said "where's all the porn?". This despite telling them a few times that the trade shows are mostly all about the business, but that if they attended a few of the parties they might get to see some boob.

The director / producer / writer / whatever became rather upset. She was really expecting to have to step-over piles of orgies, to see girls fighting with each other for porn shoots, back stabbing, etc. She seemed stunned that porn was a legit business. She didn't know how to make a show out of it, so they packed up and left.

When people find out I build adult websites they immediately get the wrong idea in their head. They tend to think it is a little less cool when I tell them it is mostly me sitting in front of a computer uploading and writing text and most of the conventions and get-togethers are just a bunch of dudes sitting around talking about geo-targeted traffic and other boring stuff.

Apparently they think I am getting blown all day.

My all time favorite response came from a guy who was a friend of my buddy's co-worker. I met him one night at a birthday party for a mutual friend. He owns a small limousine service that he is trying to grow and someone told him I do web design. We start talking about building him a site and he asks me what kind of sites I build. I tell him I do some mainstream stuff, but mostly adult sites. He gets this shocked look on his face and exclaims, "Like, with dicks!?!" I said, "Well, sometimes there are dicks involved." He then said, "I don't want dicks on my site!" I couldn't help but start laughing.

Matyko · 11-04-2013, 03:46 AM

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The Sultan Of Smut · 11-04-2013, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

L-pink could be the naked guy !!1

what's the big deal?

I second L-Pink!

Porno Dan · 11-04-2013, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

Last year we were talking to a group out of LA who wanted to do a reality show based on the adult industry. They took about a year to get their stuff together and finally put together a tiny budget to do a test shoot at the XBiz LA show last January.

They showed up, looked around and said "where's all the porn?". This despite telling them a few times that the trade shows are mostly all about the business, but that if they attended a few of the parties they might get to see some boob.

The director / producer / writer / whatever became rather upset. She was really expecting to have to step-over piles of orgies, to see girls fighting with each other for porn shoots, back stabbing, etc. She seemed stunned that porn was a legit business. She didn't know how to make a show out of it, so they packed up and left.

Again, I speak about this with more knowledge about reality TV than most people as I had two seasons of an HBO Canada reality TV show (2011 & 2012) about me.

The director you are speaking about must not have had any reality TV show experience.

ALL reality TV shows are either scripted Pawn Stars, Storage Wars, or situational my show, Survivor, Big Brother etc..

Ferus · 11-04-2013, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Porno Dan

Again, I speak about this with more knowledge about reality TV than most people as I had two seasons of an HBO Canada reality TV show (2011 & 2012) about me.

The director you are speaking about must not have had any reality TV show experience.

..

So do Honey booboo, but that dont mean she knows jack-shit about anything.

baddog · 11-05-2013, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by kane

When people find out I build adult websites they immediately get the wrong idea in their head. They tend to think it is a little less cool when I tell them it is mostly me sitting in front of a computer uploading and writing text and most of the conventions and get-togethers are just a bunch of dudes sitting around talking about geo-targeted traffic and other boring stuff.

Apparently they think I am getting blown all day.

My all time favorite response came from a guy who was a friend of my buddy's co-worker. I met him one night at a birthday party for a mutual friend. He owns a small limousine service that he is trying to grow and someone told him I do web design. We start talking about building him a site and he asks me what kind of sites I build. I tell him I do some mainstream stuff, but mostly adult sites. He gets this shocked look on his face and exclaims, "Like, with dicks!?!" I said, "Well, sometimes there are dicks involved." He then said, "I don't want dicks on my site!" I couldn't help but start laughing.

Many years ago my girlfriend's sister wanted to watch me work for a day and video it. She left rather disappointed.

Far-L · 11-05-2013, 01:25 AM

Speaking largely from first hand and personal experience, most of the people listed are not even close to worthy. Put the camera on and all you would find is bunch of pale faced pot bellied board personalities that would bore people to tears in real life.

Porno Dan not only proved worthy, he has the show credits to prove it.

And yes, most porn parties are dull listless affairs where people pretend to be macking playboy ballers slinging pussy like pancakes on a hot buttered griddle.

In reality it is a bunch of helplessly horny dudes standing around a couple of worried strippers trying to look sexy wondering which drunk asshole is going to do something totally inappropriate first.

Homegrown has always been first ones naked in the hot tub. Orgies and biz side by side, downside up, and upside down. Friendly hotties and fun times. Watch where you step because the last person that wasn't paying attention slipped on a lube bottle and ended ass up and spread eagle in the middle of a hoe-down that would make Hugh Hefner's 90 year old dick jump up and say "Shwing!"

Moreover, we probably have the footage to prove it.

Magnetron · 11-05-2013, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L

And yes, most porn parties are dull listless affairs where people pretend to be macking playboy ballers slinging pussy like pancakes on a hot buttered griddle.

I find myself hungry after reading this.

AlienQ and Paul Markham are definite musts for Season One.

AaronM · 11-05-2013, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

That's not a reality show, that's just a group fuck waiting to happen...

Make everybody 10 years younger and I'd be OK with that.

Still wouldn't fuck Sleazy though. Just sayin....

pornmasta · 11-05-2013, 10:56 AM

1- Damian
2- Paul Markham (indeed)
3- Juicylinks (probably)
4- Chris Mallick
5- Teencat
6- JohnnyClips
7- wehateporn (conspiracies on the internet)

Not sure for the other

whOaKemosabe · 11-05-2013, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

1- Damian
2- Paul Markham (indeed)
3- Juicylinks (probably)
4- Chris Mallick
5- Teencat
6- JohnnyClips
7- wehateporn (conspiracies on the internet)

Not sure for the other

Chris & Harmon

Brad Mitchell · 11-05-2013, 12:04 PM

This thread is hilarious!

Brad

CDSmith · 11-05-2013, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

That's not a reality show, that's just a group fuck waiting to happen...

What would an adult industry Survivor or Big Brother be without a decent group fuck? :D

brassmonkey · 11-05-2013, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

L-pink could be the naked guy !!1

what's the big deal?

Grapesoda · 11-05-2013, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

10 GFY members. Past and Present.

All locked up together in a house for 8 weeks with the cameras rolling.

What group of 10 would guarantee the best drama ??

mr Maxwell and boytoy

Grapesoda · 11-05-2013, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

When people find out I build adult websites they immediately get the wrong idea in their head. They tend to think it is a little less cool when I tell them it is mostly me sitting in front of a computer uploading and writing text and most of the conventions and get-togethers are just a bunch of dudes sitting around talking about geo-targeted traffic and other boring stuff.

Apparently they think I am getting blown all day.

My all time favorite response came from a guy who was a friend of my buddy's co-worker. I met him one night at a birthday party for a mutual friend. He owns a small limousine service that he is trying to grow and someone told him I do web design. We start talking about building him a site and he asks me what kind of sites I build. I tell him I do some mainstream stuff, but mostly adult sites. He gets this shocked look on his face and exclaims, "Like, with dicks!?!" I said, "Well, sometimes there are dicks involved." He then said, "I don't want dicks on my site!" I couldn't help but start laughing.

hit me with an email pls... 123 at 456 dot bz

kane · 11-05-2013, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Many years ago my girlfriend's sister wanted to watch me work for a day and video it. She left rather disappointed.

LOL. I had a similar experience a while back. The GF walked in as I was working and saw a screen full of code. She asks me what I was doing and I told her I was working on a Wordpress theme. She then asks where the boobs are and I told her there likely won't be boobs today, just code.

She laughed and said, "You really are a nerd aren't you?"

garce · 11-05-2013, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Far-L

Speaking largely from first hand and personal experience, most of the people listed are not even close to worthy. Put the camera on and all you would find is bunch of pale faced pot bellied board personalities that would bore people to tears in real life.

Porno Dan not only proved worthy, he has the show credits to prove it.

And yes, most porn parties are dull listless affairs where people pretend to be macking playboy ballers slinging pussy like pancakes on a hot buttered griddle.

In reality it is a bunch of helplessly horny dudes standing around a couple of worried strippers trying to look sexy wondering which drunk asshole is going to do something totally inappropriate first.

Homegrown has always been first ones naked in the hot tub. Orgies and biz side by side, downside up, and upside down. Friendly hotties and fun times. Watch where you step because the last person that wasn't paying attention slipped on a lube bottle and ended ass up and spread eagle in the middle of a hoe-down that would make Hugh Hefner's 90 year old dick jump up and say "Shwing!"

Moreover, we probably have the footage to prove it.

Stop sucking your own dick. Its embarrassing.

Jakke PNG · 11-06-2013, 12:11 AM

[Labret]
Jimthefiend
BVF
Boneprone
Lawrence Connor
Boy Alley
Serge
12clicks
Juicylinks
SleazyDream
...and amputate your head for good measure as the 11th

wehateporn · 09-17-2014, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakke PNG

[Labret]
Jimthefiend
BVF
Boneprone
Lawrence Connor
Boy Alley
Serge
12clicks
Juicylinks
SleazyDream
...and amputate your head for good measure as the 11th

Let's not forget the Brits, you could really spice things up with a couple of well-known Brit GFYers in there

wehateporn · 09-17-2014, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

1- Damian
2- Paul Markham (indeed)
3- Juicylinks (probably)
4- Chris Mallick
5- Teencat
6- JohnnyClips
7- wehateporn (conspiracies on the internet)

Not sure for the other

Pretty good, apart from I only exist on the Internet

John-ACWM · 09-18-2014, 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

My all time favorite response came from a guy who was a friend of my buddy's co-worker. I met him one night at a birthday party for a mutual friend. He owns a small limousine service that he is trying to grow and someone told him I do web design. We start talking about building him a site and he asks me what kind of sites I build. I tell him I do some mainstream stuff, but mostly adult sites. He gets this shocked look on his face and exclaims, "Like, with dicks!?!" I said, "Well, sometimes there are dicks involved." He then said, "I don't want dicks on my site!" I couldn't help but start laughing.

Drake · 09-19-2014, 10:04 PM

GFY must be in a class of its own when it comes to online board personalities past and present.

romeo22 · 09-20-2014, 01:20 AM

all male on these lists.famale can do some nasty thing also

SDSimon · 09-20-2014, 03:57 PM

This thread is on my short list of great threads. Thank you, thank you. Brings back lots of great memories of the old days to present. GFY has always been great entertainment.

>>>WINNERS WIN because they NEVER GIVE UP!<<<

JJ Gold · 09-20-2014, 05:46 PM

Need the old school legend slot to be filled by JoeE

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Far-L Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,065	Speaking largely from first hand and personal experience, most of the people listed are not even close to worthy. Put the camera on and all you would find is bunch of pale faced pot bellied board personalities that would bore people to tears in real life. Porno Dan not only proved worthy, he has the show credits to prove it. And yes, most porn parties are dull listless affairs where people pretend to be macking playboy ballers slinging pussy like pancakes on a hot buttered griddle. In reality it is a bunch of helplessly horny dudes standing around a couple of worried strippers trying to look sexy wondering which drunk asshole is going to do something totally inappropriate first. Homegrown has always been first ones naked in the hot tub. Orgies and biz side by side, downside up, and upside down. Friendly hotties and fun times. Watch where you step because the last person that wasn't paying attention slipped on a lube bottle and ended ass up and spread eagle in the middle of a hoe-down that would make Hugh Hefner's 90 year old dick jump up and say "Shwing!" Moreover, we probably have the footage to prove it. __________________ HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982. Contact - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

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