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_Richard_ · 09-10-2013, 03:01 PM

shit has definitely gone viral lol

she's apparently the queen of batshit crazy

SilentKnight · 09-10-2013, 03:02 PM

Those TMZ fucktards must all live perfect lives.

Their self-righteous commentary is nauseating.

DamianJ · 09-10-2013, 03:02 PM

Jesus TMZ is so horrible.

baddog · 09-10-2013, 03:02 PM

Helmet probably blocked her peripheral vision; what is the big deal about having a kid on a bike?

Zuzana Designs · 09-10-2013, 03:02 PM

Wow she's lucky!

Sly · 09-10-2013, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Those TMZ fucktards must all live perfect lives.

Their self-righteous commentary is nauseating.

You should see all of the self-righteous commentary on GFY! Ridiculous!

_Richard_ · 09-10-2013, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Helmet probably blocked her peripheral vision; what is the big deal about having a kid on a bike?

what is the big deal about not shoulder checking, while pulling away from a curb, with a kid on the back?

Gee..

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-10-2013, 03:09 PM

Biker chix...

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georgeyw · 09-10-2013, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Those TMZ fucktards must all live perfect lives.

Their self-righteous commentary is nauseating.

What a lousy tv show, how is it so popular? A bunch of wanabe nobody douche knuckles commenting on *celebrity* lives - give me strength!

bronco67 · 09-10-2013, 08:05 PM

super hot girl in a green bikini top at 1:17.

xenigo · 09-10-2013, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Helmet probably blocked her peripheral vision; what is the big deal about having a kid on a bike?

Easy way to get killed on a bike. There's really no excuse when your life and others depends on the simple act of turning your head.

I see this all day long. Can't drive anywhere without this happening at least a few times during a 3 mile excursion in the city.

Spunky · 09-10-2013, 08:22 PM

She has enough money to get her limo driver to carefully drive her around

JockoHomo · 09-10-2013, 09:10 PM

What a cunt!

brassmonkey · 09-10-2013, 09:16 PM

she almost went to heaven

NinjaSteve · 09-10-2013, 10:20 PM

with a kid on a BIKE?? with a kid on a BIKE?? with a kid on a BIKE?? with a kid on a BIKE?? with a kid on a BIKE?? with a kid on a BIKE??

bronco67 · 09-11-2013, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

she almost went to heaven

If that bus driver was looking directly in front of him and going 10 MPH faster, the news would spend all week doing Gwenyth Paltrow career retrospectives, instead of talking about Syria.

Sly · 09-11-2013, 07:31 AM

I don't have a problem with kids on a bike. I do have a problem with bikers that think the world should be watching out for them, instead of them watching out for the world.

Caldo · 09-11-2013, 08:00 AM

Dangerous drive !

Chosen · 09-11-2013, 08:25 AM

She probably had a bad day, however every driver should always pay attention to anything around...

The Ghost · 09-11-2013, 08:33 AM

Can't even imagine what it's like to have media following you 24/7 documenting your fuck ups. For most it's just 1 person and it's called a wife.

alex.missyouth · 09-11-2013, 11:50 AM

Lucky as fuck! :|

aimeesweet · 09-11-2013, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by The Ghost

Can't even imagine what it's like to have media following you 24/7 documenting your fuck ups. For most it's just 1 person and it's called a wife.

LOL I'm sure my hubby feels like that at times...

JockoHomo · 09-11-2013, 01:39 PM

Child protective services should take that child away from her before this ends in the inevitable tragic conclusion that we all can see coming...

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blackmonsters · 09-11-2013, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

You should see all of the self-righteous commentary on GFY! Ridiculous!

dyna mo · 09-11-2013, 01:51 PM

the good news is nobody was hurt and i'd bet she learned a valuable lesson. riding motorcyles is a lot of that- lessons learned as you go. and learning how to look all around you with a full-face helmet on is a big lesson to learn. it's not easy keeping your head on a swivel, which is required with a full-face.

96ukssob · 09-11-2013, 01:57 PM

Accidents happen, I'm sure it wasn't on purpose

Rochard · 09-11-2013, 02:10 PM

I don't care much about the kid being on the bike; That's common enough here. My kid used to ride on the back of my bike all the time.

How could she not see a bus coming up in the lane she was about to pull into? Don't say her helmet blocked her vision; If she couldn't physically see a bus coming up behind her she shouldn't have pulled out. Period.

Jel · 09-11-2013, 02:19 PM

Wait, someone isn't a perfect driver/rider? This must be stopped immediately! Someone direct me to the high horses so I can jump on, thanks.

_Richard_ · 09-11-2013, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel

Wait, someone isn't a perfect driver/rider? This must be stopped immediately! Someone direct me to the high horses so I can jump on, thanks.

while on your high horse, you can mosey on over to her preaching about life, liberty and happiness.

dyna mo · 09-11-2013, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I don't care much about the kid being on the bike; That's common enough here. My kid used to ride on the back of my bike all the time.

How could she not see a bus coming up in the lane she was about to pull into? Don't say her helmet blocked her vision; If she couldn't physically see a bus coming up behind her she shouldn't have pulled out. Period.

how many miles did you put on your bike(s) ?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-11-2013, 02:25 PM

What day is it? What DAY is it?

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dyna mo · 09-11-2013, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

What day is it? What DAY is it?

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all of these!

that's motorcyclin man!

baddog · 09-11-2013, 02:40 PM

You can find the same type of videos with guys riding.

dyna mo · 09-11-2013, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

You can find the same type of videos with guys riding.

that's what's so funny about it all to me. i lol because it's true and funny!

i've 5'ed passenger peeps in cars splitting lanes with their hand out the window, i'm sure you have to.

*maybe* even swatted a ciggerette out of a hand or 2.

i've fallen off bikes like that, i've took off with my girl on the back of my gixxer 750 (back in the day) with a wheelie and all i remember is her clawing at my back trying to grab anything to hang on to!

Jel · 09-11-2013, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

while on your high horse, you can mosey on over to her preaching about life, liberty and happiness.

yeah, 2 wrongs always make a right, I'll get right on it

SilentKnight · 09-11-2013, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by The Ghost

Can't even imagine what it's like to have media following you 24/7 documenting your fuck ups. For most it's just 1 person and it's called a wife.

_Richard_ · 09-11-2013, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel

yeah, 2 wrongs always make a right, I'll get right on it

if you need a place to start looking, you should go with the book signings that she crashes with her security detail, whom attempt to kick out all the other authors because they're 'not important'

kane · 09-11-2013, 03:48 PM

She comes off to me as someone who exists in her own world and has no real understand of the real world around her.

I remember a while back there were a couple of stories about how out of touch she was when it came to the cost of things. One was when she was a guest blogger on some fashion site. She wrote a post about these shirts that she loved. They looked like regular, basic t-shirts. She talked about how comfortable they were and some of the features and that they came in seven colors. The good news was that the shirts were only $700 each so you could afford to get it in all seven colors.

The other was when she and her personal trainer decided to open up some kind of special gym where they basically gave the members the same workout that she did. Not a bad idea. The problem was it cost $2,500 per month to be a member and it didn't do very well.

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